Russian Hit Men Part II

I clearly had no luck in that bar trying to find that hit man, Teddy. I figured I would find out who he is working for by going back to the source of the involvement, the Russian Ballet. I went undercover...


I found a LOT of good information here and got to wear some fancy costumes. It was kind of fun, but I had to get moving. I was given a tip that it was a couple of jealous ladies who hired Teddy, they were jealous of Sophie's beauty and her fame. Well, being the charming dog that I am, I figured I would seek them out and sweet talk them.


By the end of the night we were best friends (some of that Vodka sure helped) and they even gave me a nice warm coat because it is COLD in Russia, and you know I am very sensitive. The only problem is the ladies said that Teddy was sort of a loose cannon and they weren't sure if they could call him off easily. So I said farewell to my Russian friends and headed to Killington, VT where this Teddy character lives.


I put this up on the town sign and if that was not warning enough, I put a clever add in the local paper...


I think the subtle use of Vodka and the implication that Teddy will end up in a BODY CAST if he doesn't leave Sophie alone is sufficient? I am glad I got this taken care of because MY Yankees are playing Agatha and Archie's Red Sox. They won the first game last night and the next one is starting soon. If that Kyle Farnsworth bozo screws up again I am going back to Russia and getting those lovely ladies to turn a little Russian Mafia action Kyle's way...