Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

SUPER TANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMDOG WHATSSSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP my friends! So you hear about ME looking out that Door and seeing that dog MOLLY in our neighbor's yard and saying GRRR doggy go back to your house where you live. THen Mom and Dad look and say OOOH NOOOES doggy that is bad street you could be hit so they go and get her and Dad say Tanner is a HERO! I am a HERO! like a SUPER hero! So I have a super hero suit!!!

I am STARS and a cape hero, SUPER TANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The S is for SUPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey said the S is for STUPID since it is backwards, WHATEVER he is just JEALOUS he is not SUPER!

Let me show you how I see Molly and be a hero. I look out this door, see how its nice and ORANGE where our noses are. Mom said that is RUST. whatever that is.

I was looking and I see a doggy and I say....

OMDOG Someone get that Doggy before it gets runned over by fasterest cars!!! Then she was here and you know the rest. SO now that I am done saving lives I am going to go use my cape!!!!

I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to go flyering to Lillie's house and to visit my friend LIberty the Princess of SParkle who lives in FLORIDA again and I am going to go to some VERY important places....

YAHOO! Give me 209395 CHEESEBURGERS and 20923 FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! And SuperSize that stuff!!!


SO Joey might be a detective but I am a HERO. If you need saving or um McDonalds, GIVE ME A CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

46 Stains:

Blogger Asta said...

Yu awe a twue Hewo!
And when you'we done visiting youw wife Lilly, coud you pleez fly ovew and bwing me a big mac and some fwench fwies...I'll have some beew we can shawe
smoochie kisses

12:59 PM  
Blogger Clover said...

That's awesome, Tanner!! Great work! You look super cool in your suit too. Can you fly over and visit me?! It's so boring when Mom and Dad are at work. If you pick me up some McD's on the way, that is cool too.
Love Clover xo

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tanner, make that 3 Big Mac's and fwies, as long as use is going to NYC to see Asta, New Joisey is only a five minute fly away, I think Nanny has some Pink wines in the frig if use would be thursday when use gets here.
Hugs, bellyrubs, smoochies

1:30 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Hey Tanner, Try not to collide when any jets when you are flying around. But if you happen to be flying over Montreal, you could drop Joey off at my house.


1:41 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

You are a super hero and your outfit fits that. Hope you have fun visiting Lillie and Liberty and eating all that mcdonalds.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Super Tanner...Come visit me in CA! You'll love it here!!!

I could put on my Wonder Ruby cape and fly with you!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

2:05 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Wow we just read about how you saved Molly from being run over. You truly are a hero Tanner. Good job and that's some pretty impressive flying matie.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

2:27 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

This just proves how special you really are Tanner! Cook cape btw!
Ozzie & Rocky

2:34 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Tanner: Teka says that is one cool cape, and when you get back from Lillie's place, can you stop by with a burger and some fries from Sonic please?


3:09 PM  
Blogger Bebe Bahnsen said...

Great work finding Molly. I love your blog and hope you and Joe will visit mine. I wrote a post today about my son's wonderful dog, Jack. Most of my animal posts are about my, ahem, cat. I also post about politics. Hope you and your friends will visit my blog at

3:11 PM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

If you're flying over CT, stop in! We still have some of that 6' sandwich left and lots of pita chips and cheese popcorn! Unfortunately we ate all the donuts!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

3:18 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

We know that you are SUPER, but didn't know that you could fly. You never cease to amaze us on a daily basis. We will take some of those kids meals. Maybe 50 or 1237,what ever you can carry

3:28 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

Super Stud that's you!! I love your outfit Tanner! It's sooooo you! Good job my friend!!

luv ya
Lola Smiles

3:32 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

You are a HOOT!

3:36 PM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

Oh, TANNER! I always knew you were MY hero! I'll be waiting for you to visit. Mom always takes the hooman pups to McDonalds and I know she'll take us with her!

4:10 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

That is a cool suit for a Super Hero.If youy are flying to Singapore to knock some bad guys down or save some dog, do nring some MacDonalds to our place.

Boy n Baby

6:32 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Oh wow Tanner, you are really a superhero!! SO tell me, other than flying and saving damsels in distress, what other super powers do you have? Anything like power farts??!
If you don't mind, I'd like to place an order for 42,982 boxes of Chicken McNuggets please.

7:15 PM  
Blogger 2shibas said...

That's the coolest cape! But how did you hold all the food stuff? We can't even eat and walk at the same time. Must be your super powers!

Wiley & Fievel

7:22 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Super Tanner!
Sure you are a hero! Your suit is great... even with the funny "S"!
Now, with your super powers you can go wherever you want!
Kisses and hugs

7:36 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

w2g Tanner. What a super hero you are. We have never met a super hero!

PS. my favorite and Mcy D's is the breakyfast menu. #3!

7:37 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


Man, you are one AMAZING super hero! I'll be sure to give you a call next time I need some saving (or McDonalds). On Saturday I'd like a double cheese burger and all the fries you can carry, okay? Have it here around 11 a.m. please. (You'll get a big tip if you get the grub here on time, bud.)

Goober love & super hero smooches,

Pee Ess
You look MAHvelous in that cape, man!

7:59 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Wah Tanner, that is pawsome. You are a super hero. I hope you can fly here to visit us sometimes

~ Girl girl

7:59 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

I could eat a burger.

8:20 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Wow! Mild mannered Doofus turning into Super Tanner! Pick me up some cheeseburgers if you're flying over Denver.

9:16 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

woofies and burfs tanner and joey....hmmm tanner, dat iz pawsome u iz a hero..and u fly good too...when u over NC send me a burger and fries...fank u verwy much...

b safe,

10:39 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Hi Super Tanner,

Can you deliver some Big Mac, large fries and large coke to me, please?


11:26 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

I'll have a big mac and fries and a large coke, full fat.

Simba xx

1:32 AM  
Blogger Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

You look Super Dooper Tanner! Could you pick me up some french fries when your done saving the world...

mmmmmm salty fat...

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

1:53 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Dexter here!

Tanner, you are a mighty super hero. Can I come to your place and take flying lessons?

2:16 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

You're a sooooperhero tanner! Could you get me some McD plain Beef Burgers? No sauce, no ketchup, no cucumbers. I want them plain. Me be waiting for you here.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

3:40 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Faster than a speeding rock Tanner! The greatest superhero of all time.

Can you drop some McNuggets off at my place?


4:58 AM  
Blogger Jessie and Jake said...

Wow Tanner you are amazing.
Can you come rescue us the next time we have to go to the groomer (mama said sometime in June - so keep that month open)

5:14 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Way to GO, Tan-man!
Play bows,

6:52 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Hey Tanner,

If you're still in Florida, fly down our way so we can say Woof!!!

Jake and Just Harry

7:29 AM  
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7:52 AM  
Blogger Penny & Poppy said...

What a Super Dude you are! We could use some Big Macs and Fries if you happen to fly over Georgia!

Poppy & Penny

8:32 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Wow Tanner! You really are a hero!

I'll have to keep your number on speed dial in case "I'm ever holding out for a hero"

Love & Licks,

11:30 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Super Tantasic Tanner! Wooooooo!

12:34 PM  
Blogger meemsnyc said...

That is a great Super hero outfit. I found your blog off of Girl Girl's site. Nice to meet all of you!

Hope you can visit us!

6:16 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Ordering...2 Big Macs,2 GIANT fries, 2 vanilla ice creams in cone, 2 cheesebergers,2 chicken mcnuggets,1 salad(for Aggie)and a fish sandwich(Archie is afraid that we might not have enough)Love A+A

7:16 PM  
Blogger Koobuss said...

Way to go, Tanner!! You are a true hero!!


It is just awesome how you can fly like that! If you fly to NY, you will be flying over Pennsylvania, too. Stop in and visit. We'll have some bones. I got lots.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

9:15 PM  
Blogger T-man said...

Ooh, all those cheeseburgers and fries might slow down your flight Tanner. You don't need anything slowing you down!

8:17 PM  
Anonymous WinstonBerry said...

Wow, Tanner! I had no idea about your secret super hero identity! But, I must say, I'm not at all surprised!

Good to know you are patrolling the skies looking out for us pups!

Winnie :-)

9:27 AM  
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11:01 PM  
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