Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, April 14, 2008

How does one file a Vet malpractice suit????

So we got the vet results on the blood work for Tanner. AGAIN the Dogtor referred to Tanner as NORMAL. NORMAL?!?!?! How can you use that term when describing this dog. Mom is so happy that they did not find anything in his blood but I am concerned with the care I am getting from a vet that calls the dog seen in the following photos as NORMAL?!?!?!

SERIOUSLY, something is NOT RIGHT with this dog?! He just gets over his tummy ache and Mom is feeding us a delicious banana again and she leans over to give me a bite when out of no where...DOOFUS SHARK ATTACK! He eats one big bite of the banana peel! He is probably going to barf that up now! argh!

Thanks for the feedback on the movie...part TWO will be up on Wednesday...stay tuned!!!!

34 Stains:

Blogger Lola Smiles said...

I'm very happy to hear that Tanner is OK. He looks a little funny on his back like that but he's cute just the same - but you're still the cutest Joey!!! Muah!!!

luv ya
Lola Smiles

4:12 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Tanner kinda looks a little like popeye in that last photo -arghghghghggh!

Was he roaching being a doofus! You better stay healthy Joe, who knows about that VET!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

4:29 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

hmm I think you might need a new vet. Or maybe just never go to the vet again at all.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

I think Tanner is just so overjoyed at being called normal, he had to do a little dance on his back!

5:18 PM  
Blogger Darcy said...

Whoa, Tanner, that is some world-class roaching! Glad your blood's good! :-)

And Joey? Didn't you know? Normal sucks. ;-)

5:34 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Looking at those pictures of Tanner I can see he is normal. Just look at him... he is acting like himself! But... maybe you should get a second opinion!
Kisses and hugs

5:50 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

We are glad to hear that Tanner is fine and normal. Probably what the doctor meant is Tanner is normal, he is being a doofus as he suppose to be so dont worry too much about it.

Boy n Baby

5:57 PM  
Blogger 2shibas said...

Oh, Joe. Normally we try to see the best in everydog but we have to agree with you here - Tanner is totally not normal. (But that's what makes him so lovable!!!) You guys crack us up!

Wiley & Fievel

6:40 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! You better get over there and check that vet's head. A banana peel? That is definitely not normal.

I can't wait for the next video ... tee hee!


6:41 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Normal is only a state of mind. Tanner looks about as normal as you would expect from a doof.

8:11 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Something is not right with him...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

8:20 PM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

i dunno much about law...but i think u need a lawyer, witness, evidence and .... something like that...

8:22 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Umm.. I'm real glad to hear that Tanner's fine (notice I didn't use the word 'normal'?)
Are you sure you don't want to change vets??

8:25 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

We call Luciano "special". He sleeps in the same positions as Tanner. Maybe Tanner is "special" too?
We're glad that his BLOOD is normal.

wags from the whippets

8:42 PM  
Blogger Koobuss said...

Normal is different for everybody, Joey. Maybe those poses are normal for Tanner. He sure looks funny. Hehehe.

Anybody who eats the banana peel instead of the banana sets a new standard for normal.

I think our normal is at a higher level than his normal.
But he's still cute.

Koobuss Kisses,

8:55 PM  
Blogger Koobuss said...

It's me, Koobuss, again.

I forgot to say that we are glad to hear that Tanner is okay. What a relief!

(I got carried away with being normal.) Hehehe

More Koobuss Kisses,

8:57 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Hey, if you find out how to file malpractice suits, let me know. My vet still insists I am too fat!

9:11 PM  
Blogger Helios said...

Well, maybe the vet meant to say 'strangely normal'?

11:53 PM  
Blogger BrandytheGreat said...

Tanner looks cute with one eye closed!

3:20 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Good evening joey.
The stomach is put out, and it is unquestionable for tanner.
There is a problem of the head there. :)

from loved ume tyan

5:18 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Apart from his eyes, he looks like a very laid back doggie to me.

Simba xx

5:34 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

What a goof. Has he no shame?


6:02 AM  
Blogger BenTheRotti said...

I did my own extensive research and I believe Tanner may be suffering from goofballitus, unfortunatley it is not curable and goofiness (a side effect) gets increasingly apparent.

I once ate some banana peel, I didn't puke it up but i had the stinkiest farts ever.. so you may want to stay well clear of him for a while!!

Glad to here goofball's... oops Tanner's.. bllodworks came back ok.

Ben xxxxx

6:12 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

Glad Tanner is OK. Can't imagine banana skin is all that tasty or easy to digest though, what a doofuss!

Toodle pip
Harry x

6:15 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...


Those are some of the MOST outrageously idiotic poses the Doofus has ever given us. Please give him a big goober smooch from us for cracking us up!

Joe, think of it this way. Tanner's Doofusism only highlights your qualities as the best lookin' dog on the internet!

Goober love,

Pee Ess
Now don't forget to give him a smooch from us, okay?

7:28 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Well, Joe, I think that Tanner is normal because I am normal and I lay on my back just like Tanner a lot. So that settles that!

(I might even eat an banana peel if I had the chance...)

9:00 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

They didn't test his brain though, right?

9:21 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Tanner looks pretty normal to us! hehehehehe
Great pictures!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

9:26 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Biped English is funny. One word can have several meanings. "Normal" might not really mean the "normal" you and I think it does.
Play bows,

11:27 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

I'm glad Tannew is "OK"?????!!
Ow aat least as OK as Tannew can be, hehehe....but you gotta admit, he's kind of a doofussy way..I wanted to come and give his belly a big smooch..hope he doesn't bawf up the nanana peel
smoochie kisses

12:27 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

woofies and burfs Tanner and Joey...heehee we loved all dose picturs, esp the last one...we shure glad tanner iz ok...

b safe,
bear and
angel lacylulu ;)

1:34 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

He would probably say Archie was "OK' also...I would consider a change...Love A+A

5:30 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

LOL! Tanner is hilarious!

6:13 PM  
Blogger River said...

That's great that Tanner is ok!!

That last photo of him is a little odd....


11:02 PM  

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