Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Conclusion of Give Me Something to Eat...NOW!

Hello my friends and welcome to the conclusion of my first feature film. Mom screwed up the credits so there is a long pause at the end, but keep watching :)

Thank you all for your kind words, I hope I win a pawscer!!

Part IV the conclusion from Rhonda on Vimeo.

36 Stains:

Blogger 2shibas said...

Joe, we think you've found your new medium. Your films are both heartbreaking and funny - everything a great screenwriter and producer hopes for! Kudos!

Encore, encore!

Wiley & Fievel

7:20 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

encore encore joe stains...

7:24 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Finally! You were the one barking for the food and Tanner took his chance there too!
Kisses and hugs

PS I know you know by now... Yankees lost!

7:39 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh bananas are good. You sure thanked the right people at the end there :)

8:01 PM  
Blogger vix said...

BUNCH OF OLD GUYS? throw a classical music lover a bone here!

8:12 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

oooooooooooohhhhhhh bananananas! I love bananananas...I'm definitely seeing a pawscar in your future!!!

Lots of licks, Ruby

8:14 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wow! I can't believe I got a special thanks, and that I ranked higher than bacon! Your performance was stellar Joe! I'm very impressed. Your dad was pretty funny handing out that banana. Was he worried you would take his fingers off?



p.s. I won;t eat bananas anymore, because when I was a wee pup, mom used to hide pills in them. ick!

8:40 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

WooooooOOOOOoooooooo you for sure deserve a pawscer!!!
China & Madie

10:09 PM  
Blogger Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...


You are great! You look so natural in your part! What do you think you'll do next?


Mr. T-Bone Beasley

11:13 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh I'm so glad you doggies got a banana to eat in the end. It's such a happy ending.
You'll get best lead actor for the pawcar. Not so sure about the best soundtrack though..

~ Girl girl

11:45 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

Such skill, such pose and thats just the banana, who's film career was short and sweet.

Simba xx

1:16 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Great performance, guys! We kept waiting for your toenails to gouge your dad's foot but luckily it didn't happen!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:18 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

If you don't win a Pawscer - it's rigged!!

4:19 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

You're a shoe-in for a pawscar! That was great...I loved how Tanner had to sit before he got his banana and you just stood there looking handsome.


4:31 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Good evening joey.
Time of graceful music and breakfast.
The banana is delicious.
With the banana on the weekend. :)

from loved ume tyan

5:18 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Bravo!!! And the credits were well worth the wait!

wags from the whippets

5:28 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Unbelievable...we laughed we cried(but more laugh than cry) It was thrilling,sassy, coy MUST win an award......AND we gotta say the Doof looked pretty good in his role as supporting actor!!! Love A+A

5:44 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Joey, you have to be kidding me. All that fuss over a..... bannana? What are you some sort of friggin monkey dog?

I will say, though, your cinematic abilities are awesome. Maybe you were just acting?


6:34 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Hey you guys...Teka likes Banananas too. Muzzer has taught her to "say" BA NA NA! Yeah yeah. Big deal. It isn't a fish snack. I am an opportunistic bananana eater, kinda like the doofus.

Love the film series. Are you nominated for any awards?


8:07 AM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

All of that begging and moping around and all you got was a stinking banana? Where's the beef? Where's the bacon? But we did truly enjoy the suspense...

8:17 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Yeah! Banananananas! Wow, what a great ending; I never saw it coming!
Play bows,

8:30 AM  
OpenID scierzan said...

What a moving performance, in four acts! You had me on the edge of my chair, Joe!

Hope you enjoyed the banana...


8:51 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

You really know how to work the keeper of the food. You didn't even have to roll over or shake hands or anything to get that scrumptious banana!

9:48 AM  
Blogger Deefor said...

What great acting. So realistic. Loved the soundtrack too. I'm going to try for a banana.


10:32 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

It's about time that goof fed you something. Did you have the treaten him within an inch of his life?
Grammie says she wants to live where you can go barefoot all the time.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Willie & Waylon said...

We think your are a thespian.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Gus and Louie said...

If we get to vote you win!! Ya
Joe Stain's Number one Super Star!!

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

2:53 PM  
Blogger Cassidy said...

Banananananana, whee! Me likes banana stuffed in a Kong, yum!

Cassidy x

3:06 PM  
Blogger Randi said...


When is the next feature film coming out? I can hardly wait!

Love & Licks,

3:17 PM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...

Joe, I for one was moved by your pawformance and think you are worthy of a pawscar and more treatables. Hopefully you don't get type cast as just another hungry dog. But it seemed like Tanner with the big booty got more food than you. I would demand more bananana if I were you.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Tanner is sitting for his treats, and you're not!
Will this be at Sundance this year?

5:59 PM  
Blogger Jackson said...

Banana? Yuck, that's gross! I was hoping you'd get some steak or something. J x

1:14 AM  
Blogger Lacy said...

woofies and burfs joey and tanner, lol u daddy needs to speed up iffin he wants to keep up wiff u 2...

b safe,

6:34 AM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

We are sure you guys will be nomitated for the next oscar and will get the award for the 'BEST MOVIE' & 'BEST NEWCOMER ENTRY'. Your mom did a great job!

Boy n Baby

8:02 AM  
Blogger Koobuss said...

BRAVO!!! Excellente!!! Well done!!

i love a happy ending!!!

Koobuss Kisses,

Great job on the video!

9:19 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


LOved your film, Joey. I think you've got yourself a new career. A little predictable, but the acting was SUPERB!

Will you still acknowledge me when you're even more famous?

Goober love,

10:03 PM  

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