Stay of execution!
I went to the VET and I survived. I walked in and there were these two crazy rat terriers all jumping in my face and yelling at their Mom and being BAD. I just looked at them and was like, whatever, I am the best.
Finally this VET tech girl came out and was like, OMG didn't he have surgery on his paw, and I was like that was the DOOFUS FACE and I do NOT look like him at ALL. I almost took a dump on the floor right then and there. But then she asked how old I was and Mom said almost 9 and she said BOY do I look great for 9. (I think she was referring to your teeth, Joey -Mom) So she was digging around in my mouth and Mom showed her the GUNK in the front and she jammed her fingernail in my mouth and went SCRAPE and I went WTF?! Then she took me in the back to get the opinion of my VET (she was doing surgery!) and they continued to torture me and got most of the gunk out. They said I probably don't need to go for a cleaning for at least 6 months to a year. Mom was happy that they didn't charge us and I would have to agree since it was TORTURE. The VET also said to buy me more chew bones, maybe she is not so bad after all. SO we went to PetSmart WITHOUT the Doofus!!
I picked these chews because we can't have regular rawhide because the doofus tries to swallow it whole.
what else did I pick you might ask??
BULLY STICKS!?!!!!
Hm, these sure are good, I made a good choice.
This tooth cleaning is better than that stinking teeth scraping the VET did.
Oh and Mom bought this for herself!
Ok I am off to go celebrate!!
36 Stains:
Great news! And I must say good taste with those sticks you picked!
OMD Joe that is pawsome news. I'm so happy for you and you get treats! BONUS!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
JOE!!!!!! I am so glad they don't have to put you under to scrape you up. That chewing treatment is much more reasonable. Chew happy baby!
xo
SB
bully sticks rule! yummy!
luv ya
Lola Smiles
We're VERY relieved! We think you look marvelous for your age!
Ask your mom- when we left the dentist's office when we were kids- we always got cheeseburgers! True story. You need to tell your mom that's what you need!
Yup...cheeseburgers sound good
gussie
Oh you did a great job picking out those yummy treats.
~ Girl girl
Terrific news Joe! Go knaw on another Bully Stick and relax Buddy!
Ozzie & Rocky
Joey, your teeth look great!! And how lucky is that having to eat all those treats...doctor's orders!!
You should have pooped on the floor anyway.
It turns out to be a nice day after all... getting more chewies in return for the scraping :)
Love
Boy n Baby
Hi, Joe!
Bravo! Sure it was easier than we thought, right?
Sure those chews will help you a lot!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
My moms does that scrape thing to animals all the time and they are always all WTF!
Ike
Hey want to share some bully sticks with a friend?
Well, at least you got some treats out of the whole ordeal!!
Holly
Glad you survived the dentist/vet. Bones bones bones. And chews. My prescription. Keep chewing.
Deefor
Wow - you dodged that one! Bully sticks too! We can't have them anymore - Willie eats his almost whole and mom freaks out.. he ruined it for us.
So glad your chompers can last a little longer!
Thank DOG! Joeythat is excellent news..and you even get tweats by pewscwiption, now i call that a good dogtow!!
Hope you have a gweat celebwation..
I would nevew mistake you fow Tannew
smoochie kisses
Asta
See, that wasn't so bad was it? Turned out to be quite an enjoyable day with your Mom (without Tanner!).
teeth scraping? good thing you got off lightly eh? :) i think i might have to go in for one of these teeth cleaning procedures some time soon, my molars are yellowing
by the way, HM loves your mom's food blog. the colors, the close ups, the garlic (yes, another garlic lover) and everything. she can't wait to have her own kitchen in sweden to try all the recipes
love..
chiyo
woofies Joe and Tanner....wowzers now dat is cool news...no scrapin and u gits tweats too...
b safe,
;)lacylulu
oh joe that is awesome news...and more treats is always a good good thing. i have never been to the doggy dentist...i dont know if i would like that....i betcha sophie will lovvvvvve your pearly white smile...
You sure have good taste. Those treats looks great!
I might need to go for dental cleaning soon too. I hope I can escape it like you did.
Luv,
Snowball
How come your Mum got something? She wasn't tortured. I'm not allowed tripe because I swallow it whole.
Simba xx
Sounds like it was worth the torture if you got all those great chewies out of it.
What's up with that last photo? You look like a regular pointer. You are so multi-talented.
You have one smart vet prescribing bones!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
That be great news, whee!
Nibbles
Cassidy x
Wow - Sounds like your torture treatment really paid off!
Ooo, bully sticks!!!! Those chews will help to clean your teeth. Just don't swallow it whole aight?
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
OMG that is THE BEST NEWS!!!!! (we think your teeth look FABULOUS!!) and geesh you go to the Vet and get treats to eat, we go and they take xrays and ultrasounds and take out hole punchers and BUT NO TREATS!!!! We are so moving to Arizona Love A+A
Joe!
Tell your mom that Bark is a great magazine! "Dog is my co-pilot!"
I'm glad you don't have to go back for teeth scraping for a while--it doesn't sound like fun.
diane
Hey Joey!
Sorry to hear that you got tortured at the vet, but so good that you don't have to go back soon. And you got to go to PetSmart, woo!! Do you recommend those chewies you got? I like to chew and swallow everything too... like my corn cob. Am I not supposed to eat that?
Love Clover xo
That is great news, Joe! No teeth cleaning, AND a trip to get some new treats! That's awesome. Too bad they confused you with the Doofus. Maybe you should have bit her. Would that help clean your teeth?
Your friend, Lenny
That is great that you don't need to get your teeth cleaned by the vet - and even better you get to do it with loads of bully sticks!!
River
Cool! I don't think my vet has ever told my Mom to buy me more treats! You are so lucky!!
Kaos
Yo Joe! That's one cool vet ya got. Mine doesn't like me eating bones but my human still gets them for me. Big juicy fat beef bones - YUMMY!
You are one funny dude!
luv ya,
Lola Smiles
Hey Joe, glad to hear you didn't need to see the dentist! And you get more chews out of it too, that's quite a result! J x
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