Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Pink guy blues

My Mom is working from home again and I am happy but she is NOT happy about the reason she is working at home! The other morning she woke up and looked like THIS:

Her eye was all glued shut and her pillow had a wet spot on it where her eye was.

um, NOPE NOT LICKING MY PAWS IN HERE MOM I PROMISE!!! (I tend to lick GIANT wet spots on the bed when I lick my paws so Mom is always bugging me about it) I am just working on some blog junk, clearly not licking!

Anyway, so Mom's eye was all stuck shut so she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had a pink guy?! I asked her what in the heck she was talking about and she said, it is also called ConjunctionJunctionItis! What in the world is THAT?!

(Note from Mom: It is conjunctivitis which is also known as pink eye.)

So Mom is at home and apparently she can give this pink guy to us too so she has to wash her hands a gazillion times a day and she has to be extra careful around us and Dad! She should be less contagious in a day or so. In the meantime I am going to take a nibble at these keys that Tanner never lets me touch. He is feeling better but is still tired!

Don't worry dogs, you can't get conjucticatervitis through the internets, I PROMISE!

30 Stains:

Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Hey mom of Joe and Tanner, that's a total bummer. Never trust a guy in pink. Well really, never trust anyone in pink. Unless it's pink camo and it's a BT wearing it, of course. ha ha!

Joe, didn't you boys have some sort of magic cure for the pink guy? Maybe you need to put your mom in Tanner's little house so that she can't give the pink guy to you too.

Sophie Brador, with amber guys.

6:08 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Oh Jeez, what a bummer to have conjucntionjunction in your eye! Take good care of your mom, though maybe she should always stay home from work so she doesn't get a pink guy again? Is your dad jealous of the pink guy? Yeah, she definitely should just work at home. My mom, too, in case the pink guy comes here.


6:17 PM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

OH NO, make sure you are super nice to your mom, maybe she'll give you lots of treats when she gets better.

Frenchie Snorts

6:26 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Uh oh, although I like PINK eye is no fun. I hope your Mom gets better. Has Tanner recovered from his hangover?

6:27 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Joe...
Tell your Mom to hurry up and get rid of that pink guy...ok? Oh and we're gonna go say hi to the wino guy too!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

6:46 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joe
Sure I hope your mom gets better soon. Be nice with her!
Have a good night

8:04 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

awwww pink eye! your poor mom! i hope she's pried her eyes open or else she might hurt her other good eye walking around with only one eye open.

last time when HM had the pink eye and didn't yet know it could be passed on to me, she would still give me kisses. ugh


9:30 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Ha! My girl was jealous at first - she would be happy with a pink guy - blue guy - orange guy - just about any guy. Then she found out that it was an infection and decided to let your mom keep it to herself. Hope she gets better soon.

9:43 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

What is it with moms and saying "no lickies!!!!" I hope your mom's itis is cured really soon. My mom has had the itis too.

11:09 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

pink he anything like that purple guy who thinks he is a dinosaur...such a big bummer..but mom said she will invite the pinkguy over soon so she wont have to work at walmart....(it isnuts this time of year...) so joeys mom...will you please tell the pink guy to come and see my mom...

12:36 AM  
Blogger ROSSI said...

Oh no.. that conjuc(@)#*) what aka pink guy came to attack again.. hmm.. . my mom got it too back last few months ago.. hope ur mom will recover soon.. if she is lucky.. and have enough rest.. that pink guy will go away after a week.. if not, it will stay there for more than 2 weeks!!..

u too joe.. take care.. don't go so near ur mommy!.. hehehe


12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We hope your mum gets better while still managing to keep the pink eye to herself though!!


1:32 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Bummer! We hope your mom's eye feels better soon! Can she get near you to feed you or does she have to toss your food from across the room?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:29 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Are you sure I can't get it throught the pc. I have heard computers have virus's. Hope your Mummy is better soon.

Simba xx

3:40 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh that pink guy comes and visits my boy sometimes. I think we need to do something about him.

5:27 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Pink eyes. Your mother. tired
Do you see the personal computer too much?
Eyes are rested.

from loved ume tyan

6:06 AM  
Blogger 2shibas said...

Ah, crap. That's so uncool. Joe - maybe you should put on gloves before you start tapping away on the keyboard?

Wiley & Fievel

6:50 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

Poor mum, I bet that's sore and itchy!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

7:02 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Uh Oh...didn't your Mom & Dad just get engaged? And now she's hanging out with Pink Guy??? No wonder she's trying to steer clear of your Dad and keeps washing the Pink Guy smell off her hands!

PG better hit the pavement!


7:25 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Teka likes pink too, but does not want the pink guy. Tell your mom to be careful about bright lights and stuff. In fact, maybe she should just have you do all the computer stuff for a while.

7:53 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Wowzers, I hope your mom gets rid of the pink guy soon!
Play boys,

8:39 AM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

A pink guy? Wow! That sounds creepy.. You guys better take good care of her (and we think biting the pink guys leg is a good idea, maybe he'll dissappear faster that way!)

the WriggleButts

8:52 AM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Ooh. We hope your mom is feeling better. Those pink guyz are no fun!
Ozzie & Rocky

9:23 AM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

We hope yur mom gets rid of that pink guy & feels a whole lot better soon. Bring her a bottle of hand cream so she can use after she keeps washing her hands. That would make her feel a little better. Having 'lobster red' hands plus 'pink guy' would be just awful.
-Cosmos & Juneau-

9:28 AM  
Blogger COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

That pink guy is a real pain in the bum! What kind of guy wears pink, anyway? I wouldn't be caught dead in pink.. but, I am not sure I can see pink. Anyway, I digress.... I hope your mom gives the pink guy a kick out the door soon. He doesn't sound like he's too much fun.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Ralph said...

Tell your mom I hope she feels better, pink is not a flattering color for the eyeballs


1:10 PM  
Blogger Lenny said...

I leave wet paw lick prints on the bed too. Hope your mom's eye opens up again! Everyone will think she is winking at them.

Your friend, Lenny

1:17 PM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Tell Your Mama - Joe - that my Mama has every sympathy with her for having sore eyes.

That Pink Guy is a real pain of a visitor!

Hope its all better soon, my Jeannie had to take a break from bright screens 'cos her eyes were so so sore from her eye drops she had.

Take care, sorry we not been commenting!

just catching up now!

love and healing licks to your Mama xxxxxx Marvin

xxxxxx Jeannie xxxxxxx

3:18 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

Poor Mom!

7:19 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Oh, Joey! Who IS this guy, and why is he wearing PINK? Is he just late for Ike & Martha's wedding?

Tell your mama I'm sending healing goober smooches so she can shoo that pink guy away faster.

Be careful or he might come after YOU!

Goober love,

8:22 AM  

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