200th Tuesday!!!
WHATTSSSSSSUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! Today is the 200th post on this blog and you would think that it should be Joe who is making it but forget about it because today is Tanner Tuesday and I rule this place on Tuesdays. So in Joey's post he said how he likes to look at the birds and then someone else said what are the fruit in that tree you are looking at and I will tell you that it is called GrapeFruit. I will tell you something else and that is when the grapefruits are on the ground and they are open and then they are black and there are bugs crawling in them DONT EAT THEM!! Because one time I totally ate one and OMG I pooped and threw up EVERYWHERE! This is back when mom and dad let me out of my little house while they were not at home and instead of just pooping and puking in my little house I did it all over everything in the entire house. Mom and dad were gone for like 2 hours and then let me show you every place I made a huge mess!!!
I puked right about here, this was a good one, real chunky and disgusting. LOL
I threw up here too, hahaha LOL oh man this is sooo funny!! Puke and Poop is HILARIOUS!!!
I threw up some right there next to that sweet steelers garbage can in my uncle's room!!
And a little right there in Mom and Dads room, OMG I was so sick!!!
I pooped in this bathroom and threw up in the other bathroom but mom always has a mess in that bathroom so we cant take a picture because you might see some dirty socks or like some hair or something because she is so messy.
THe best spot and the funniest was RIGHT HERE! I mean, Why did I puke on the fireplace...ya know what, I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!! BUt I was like check it ouutt do you see me?! I puked!
Then because I was making a big mess all over JOey made a stain right in front of the TV. Mom and Dad new it was joey because it was a solid poop and because for some reason Joey has ALWAYS loved to stain right in front of the TV.
So like, that was one of the funniest days ever and now Mom and Dad make sure to pick up all the grapefruits because they said our house smelled so bad they could barely stand it. THe worst partt was I had to get a bath that night because I sort of fell asleep in some of my puke. OMG THIS IS THE GROSSEST BEST STORY EVER!!!!!!!
So now I am locked in my little house but not because I pooped and puked all over but because I ate some stuff like a TV remote and some tape and umm some garbage and a whole bunch of other things people shouldnt bother leaving where I can get to them because of course I will eat them.
34 Stains:
Grapefruits with black bugs aren't a problem here - I make sure I don't eat yellow snow.
Ike
PS - puke and poop is totally funny and sometimes I puke in the big bed when my mom and dad are sleeping and they don't wake up fast enough to put me on the floor and they have to change the sheets in the middle of the night and my mom hates that.
Holy crap - it was a puke-n-pooparama!!!!
Hey Tanner,
Congrats for snagging the honour to post the 200th post on Joey's blog! (He is gonna be so upset with you man..)
Oh my doG.. you REALLY made a mess with the P&P (that's Puke and Poop..luckily there's no Pee or it'd be total chaos)! Whaaat? You ate the remote control?
Ahahahahhahahahahhaahaah I can't stop laughing, you passed out in your puke? What are you, a wino?! Grapefruit are NASTY! Stay away from all of them!!
Oh Yuck Tanner! No wonder Joey calls you Doofus! Even Teka isn't that bad.
Oh boy, that is such a gross story Tanner. You ate the remote? So did you puke or poo it out??
~ fufu
Thats a cool, cool story. We love all abt the Ps. Puke, Poop n Pee..
Love
Boy n Baby
Oh Tanner, that's kinda gross. No other you have to be jailed now when your folks are out.
PS : Do you hoomans still enjoy sitting on the couch after your puke and poop session? hehehe
What the heck?? You got trees that grow yummies on them?? We don't have anything cool like that around here!!!
Your Puke-athon reminds me when I had exploding poops while Mom was out. Yup. It was bad. The whole house stunk like poop. Mommy almost threw up when she walked in. HAHAHHA. Yes, puke and poops are hilarious!!!!
Tobes
Hahahahaha! I puked tonight right in front of the TV, and now I am dedicating the stain to you, Tanner!
ewwwwwww! tanner, i can't believe u puked everywhere! puke is gross, i wonder how you still managed to sleep on your own puke!
wet wet licks
Boo
i eat an average of two buggies a day. HM is usually too slow to stop me. but so far they haven't given me any explosive tummy action either way.
love..
chiyo
HEHE! Tanner!!! I love you!!! You never fail to make me laugh till my sides ache!
p.s. Maybe you should take over this blog...like totally!!! Ok, i can see Joey baring his teeth at me and ready to kill me because of what i said......catch ya later!!
If they leave stuff out its for us, thats the rule. They can't tell us off for following the rules. That was a lot of sick.
Simba xx
I heard too much vitamin C makes you poop and your tummy feels weird... and I can't stop laughing ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAA!
lOVe NiBBlEs,
MIss Sunshade
Geez, I ask a simple little innocent question about the fruits growing on your trees and you turn this into a VERY disgusting posting! ewwwwwwwwwwww Joey!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehe
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Puke-a-palooza! I barfed last night right as we were going to bed because I ate too much grass when they let me out. HA!
wally.
Hahahahaha Tanner! I can picture mum & dad's face now! Who was to know grapefruits crawling with insects were anything other than tasty?
Licks
Oscar x
Hey guys! You both are SO funny but yet cute, in a doofus way. Oh, glad that scar on your arm is healing. Oh my sista Faith's not feeling well too, been having fever on & off everyday but today she's a little bit better. i think it's due to the 10-in-1 vaccination she took last week. Anyway, nice meeting you both! Oh and by the way, I've added you guys as my friends! Do visit our blogs yah...would love to see you both there! Ciao!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
GGgggrrrroooooSSSsss!! That is the most disgusting story ever! I did that once when I ate a whole plate of kielbasa that Dad had just grilled and then left in the kitchen. Let me tell you...3 lbs of kielbasa = one sick Penny!
Penny
(and Sherman & Lola)
YAAAAAY Tanner!!! Pooping stories are the BEST!!! Especially in the house when your parents aren't home!!!
oooooh Tanner! Thank you for your very comprehensive Poop and Puke guide! I feel I have pooped and puked alongside you now!
ha ha ha!
You are sooooooooooooooo funny!
love and licks Marv xxxx
Tanner, you are funny! I passed out in my pee one time, my lady didn't think that was too funny, but I didn't care so why should she?
Peeps are strange....
Murph the Dog
Oh man that was a puke fest wasn't it. Your poor mom and dad but Good work Tanner.
Oh my, Doofus- you are disgusting! Why do boys always think nasty stuff is so funny?
I have to admit, though, that I did eat a remote when I was a puppy. I don't know whjy because it sure didn't taste good.
Big Wags,
Isabella
Man, I've eaten lots of weird stuff too. The worst is when you eat stringly stuff and it doesn't come all the way out of your bum and it just dangles there until your parents pull it the rest of the way out.
I like to barf indoors but it's usually when I've eaten some toy that's described as "indestructible". Yeah, right! I've never pooped indoors (yes, it's a miracle!)but you've given me plenty of ideas on the best places to do it!!! J x
Tanner: You wear me out, pal! You talk as much as Amber! Woo.
Luv,
Dave
OH MY GOD Tanner...I so agree with you....when i was a little smaller I ate a whole bottle of my moms pills, some chair legs, remotes, teddy bears that werent for me...and I am like...well put your crap away, anyhow i had to go in the big house for a couple years, but now i am out of it...but stinkerella has to go in it....Looks good on her mate...lol...i love your barfy poopy story....
Mommy and me are laughing so hard. Your're hilarious dude, how can fall asleep in your own poop????
You're my hero dude!
Frenchie Kisses,
Balboa
Tanner -
Dury's mom here - I haven't heard about so much puking since college!!! You sound like an Ohio State student after losing to Michigan!!!
Sometimes it's good not to share - This may have been one of those times. We love you anyhow.
Dory actually asked "WASSS UP!"
Happy day - Liza and Dory
My mom likes grapefruits, but not with black bugs. Yuck!
Joey, I'm not sure how you put up with Tanner sometimes.
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Ooh, grapefruits do sound like fun!! Thanks for sharing your poopie pukey stories, Tanner. Those are the BEST!!
T-man
haha Tanner.. you are one funny guy!
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