Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, October 22, 2006

sunday is funday

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do I hear someone eating?
Mom is waking me up to post on the internet....what does she think she is, my pimp? my boss? Oh ya, she is the one that fills my food dish. *sigh*

joey gets tired begging for cheese and uses my leg to rest his head
I tried to look very pathetic while mom was eating cheese. Notice that tiny tear I shed. It didn't work!

another shot
Doofus had to copy me, of course. His eye is so gross, but mom said he is allergic to stuff in our yard. So maybe he should go back to Ohio, right?

$4.99 at Ikea, I couldn't resist.  Yes it looks like a cat but I swear it said Cat/Dog tent!!
Mom got this stupid thing at Ikea. She is CRAZY. I won't even go near it, I mean what kind of dog would go inside a house obviously made for cats???

Tanner is in the house!
Oh geeeez...

what a mess
The Doofus likes to go outside when the sprinklers are on and then makes a huge mess on mom's floor.

i wonder who did it?
Ya, Tanner there is nobody else out there to blame this one on. Sorry. I mean, I don't know how my mom puts up with how bad he is...

i sure wasn't eating any plants...nope
Whats that? What is stuck to my chin??? ummmmm.....I must have uh tripped and fell and my face landed in your plants mom??? um or uhhh, ya Tanner pushed me...and I fell in your flowers.

woops.

7 Stains:

Blogger Toby said...

Joe, you gotta tell me how to do those fake tears! Oh, those things in your chin look painful...did mommy take them out for you?

Oh, by the way, mommy says your blog is just too funny!

Toby

12:26 PM  
Blogger Brody the Bulldog said...

Joe,

Check out that photo of Dufus copying you... Did you notice how Dufus's eyes don't exactly point in the same direction? I guess that's a sign of dufusness huh?

:P

1:33 PM  
Blogger Little Buster said...

I love Doofus face. He's cute and from Ohio. I like the kitty tent. I could use you. I wish I had a Doofus face.

7:20 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Hi Joe, can you teach me how to shed those tears on cue? I reckon it will be useful in my begging for food!

~Jay

9:31 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

soooooooooo impressed with the tears..you have no idea how important they will become...i wish once in awhile you would be nice to Tanner...and dude...i love your house....does it have a/c and a tv in it...maybe a cookie jar...make sure you work on that

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Joe, I need more tips on how to blame everything on my sibling Georgie. I tried it today, but got caught red handed.

You are definitely the smart one, but I think you got caught too today....

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

2:22 AM  
Blogger InstantAsshat said...

I always have to check in and see how Joe and Doofus are doing--love the blog!

Gee, I wonder if they could possibly make those letter verification things any longer?

4:31 PM  

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