Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Friday, August 27, 2010


Today it is exactly FIVE years since I came to this place called ARIZONA.

Could you see me?!

To celeberate we got some PIZZA

We got LOTS of crustables.

Joey let me sleep RIGHT by him!!! That was a nice Tannerversary present!

This week Mom and Dad celeberated that they have been together for TEN years!! That is almost as old as Old Man Joe!!

They were both sickerest so instead of going out they got some food to eat at home and Dad ate like 83 tacos.

We have had lots to be celeberating and to forget about how totally terrible our Dbacks were this season Mom got this stuff...

BEST BATHROOM EVER! We are ready for some Football!!

Tan Torkelson FIVE YEARS LATER out.

37 Stains:

Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Five years of dry heat, eh?


PeeEssWoo: Khongrats to your mom and dad too - Mom says she saw that on FB!

9:50 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Happy Tannerversary to you and your leggeds and a stuffed crust pizza weekend!Woot! Wags Eric xx

12:50 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Happy Tannerversary! Pizza is the best way to celebrate for sure. Sorry mom and dad have sickies, but those tacos should clear things out.


3:39 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

happy Tannerversary to you and Joey, and to your pawrents tooo. Pizza looks really yummy. Bathroom is cute, but the muzzer hopes Dad doesn't demand one done up for the STL Cardinals!


pee ess...hope mom and dad are feeling better?

4:53 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

Happy Tannerversary! You guys have been eatting GOOD!
We love your Steeler-themed bathroom!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

5:07 AM  
Blogger The Boston Lady said...

Yay Tanner! 5 years and counting! Tell your mom and dad congrats on hitting the double digits and to feel better soon. Love that new bathroom look!

6:18 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Happy Tanniversary!!! Man that pizza looks goof... You have given us an idea for our A and A

8:08 AM  
Blogger Kari in Alaska said...

Congrats on 5 years but Olives? YUCK!

9:48 AM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Happy Fifth Year in AZ and Happy Anniversay to your mom and dad. Their food looks delish and that pizza with olives - awesome. Hope you all got lots to taste.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

9:54 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

What a great 5 years for your family, even old man Joe.

9:58 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Mmm.... tacos!
PS: Happy #5, Tanner!!!

10:16 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

Joey - which wall are you putting the Plasma on??????

1:33 PM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

Happy Tannerversary! I think you forgot the "d" in Aridzona though.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Happy 5 years T-dog!

6:26 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Happy Tannerversary!
Glad you had a yummy celebration!
Sorry your mom and dad were sick but sure they had a yummy Anniversary too!
Kisses and hugs

7:18 PM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

Happy Tannerversary and anniversary. Looks like you guys have had lots of good things to celebrate:)

8:22 PM  
Blogger The WriggleButts said...

Congrats to all of you!

And we gotta love your bathroom!


9:43 AM  
Blogger Princess Patches said...

Happy Tannerversary! And Happy Anniversary to your peeps too! Pizza bones are the best! We don't get very many anymore...our mom actually likes the crust. What is wrong with her? Doesn't she know that's the part we're supposed to get?

Penny & Patches

11:20 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

Happy Tannerversary and Happy Anniversary to Mom and Dad.

I could just jump right in for that pizza!

If anything will fix up the sickies its Tacos and Pizza!


2:53 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Happy Gotcha Day Tanner!!!

I announce that you have the coolest bathroom in Arizona (and possiibly the whole wide world)!!

1:05 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Happy fiver! Looks like a great celeberation! :P

8:02 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Hey Tannerific,

I'm very appreciative of what five years can mean because in a few days, I too will be celebrating the five years that I've been living here with my folks and Mr. Professor Jake after being abandoned. So if it's not too too late, let's toast each other, OK?

Also, although I'm not as nutso about baseball as the rest of the family, I can tell you there ain't much joy here in Mudville either as those Redbirds seem to be sinking like a rock.

So here's to five. And here's to love and fun and making our families laugh with our dufish ways. And as the saying goes, here's to next year -- even though it's only September.

Wirey love,

Just Harry

11:36 AM  
Blogger Maryquilter said...

Five Happy Tannerisms!
You gotta have spunk to go for such a stretch. You ARE the dog.

5:41 AM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Congrats on five years of Tanner and ten years of Mom & Dad!! Wow, your dad eats lots of tacos when he gets sick, that's a great idea! If my belly gets upset I'll try that too :)

Awesome bathroom setup. I have a feeling your Steelers will win with all the good vibes coming from your bathroom.


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8:31 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OMD...can we use your bathroom? That Steeler roomie ROCKS!

So who the heck is gonna be QB NOW?


It's gonna be interesting...

It's actually COLD here today....


It feels so good!

Lacie Beast

8:30 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Just so you know our boy says "Tan Tokerlson rules"

6:30 PM  
Blogger Sunshade said...

Congrats to the 5th year of Joey Torture, I'll be celebrating 4th year of STINKY Torture soon. But yea, congrats.

But really CONGRATS to your mommy and daddy's 10th year anniversary, now that's something worth celebrating right Joe?

Your bathroom is pretty cool, I hope your team does well this year!

ps. DOOFUS, I don't think you should call Joey Old Man Joe... he might eat you!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

2:11 AM  
Blogger B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


(did yu jump?)

4:05 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

you guys ok you havent posted in like agesssssss
loves and licks

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