Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Friday, October 23, 2009

An apology and a video...

We are sorry that we have not been around to visit all our doggy friends recently, but Mom and Dad got free passes to the Arizona Fall League and have been going to every game they can.

This league is all the best Minor league prospects for all the MLB teams. So Mom and Dad get to be up close and personal with the future stars of the league...

Like Brandon Allen from Mom's Dbacks.

And the number one pick...

Stephen Strasburg.

There are even some Japanese players this year...

In the time that Mom and Dad are home, we are trying to get Tanner into an exercise regime, but he just will not cooperate!! You will see my efforts in the following movie...

badonkadonk from Rhonda on Vimeo.

We promise to visit blogs this weekend. MOm has already gone through about 100 of the 279 blogs she had in her reader. She is so lazy and said she will do the rest tomorrow and Sunday. WHATEVER lady.

28 Stains:

Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! You should be a fitness trainer, but to the stars. I hear that's where the big money is. Then you could buy me loads of bones.


12:29 AM  
Blogger Khady Lynn said...

Wow, and I thought Holly was, I mean inactive!

Maybe your humans should try the "green bean" diet on Tanner.

Khady Lynn

12:30 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

Tanner sure does love his corn! Maybe if you snitch it and hide it, Joey, he'll get interested in the exercise program? It's for his own good, right?

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

2:08 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

I sure liked the music on that big butt tanner movie.

Joe, you have a real challenge. You might need to sign him up for a fat farm or world's biggest loser contest. Maybe you could tie is corn onto a stick and lead him around like that. It would be great to watch.


3:41 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Tanner got back!

Personally I think a large booty is healthy.

Eat up guys!

5:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha too funny. Tanner has a cute butt.

5:02 AM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

Maybe the world (or at least Tanner) is now readdy for "Biggest Loser: Doggy Edition"?? You could become a celebrity as the trainer, Joe! I can see it now... Maybe even your own DVD for those stay-at-home kinds of doggies?? Oh, and someone tell Tanner that corn is really high in carbs!

Muscle-bound Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

6:07 AM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Maybe your mom and dad khould ask if he khould work out with the baseball team?


6:57 AM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

Maybe we should post some recent pictures of Ozzie. Since his surgery last year where they uh turned him into a her, he has really gotten huge! Mom says she will have to use the wide lens setting on the camera to get him all in there, hee, hee...

7:39 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

Hi guys, we forgive you cos you posted such a cool video!!
We just loved the music too.....
Martha & Bailey xxx

8:22 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

ps our name is looking weird cos we changed the profile to both names.......

8:23 AM  
Blogger ♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Oops Tanner, that's not a very flattering picture of you. But I still love both you guys.

Are ya going to dress up for Halloween?


10:07 AM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow luk at the selebritteez!!! espeshly strasburg!!! he wuz verry gud in the faymus dokyoomentry going in style but i had herd he wuz ded!!! ok bye

11:34 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

Tell your Mom to relax about the blogs. Someone told my Mom the other day that this is sposed to be FUN. So just enjoy it and don't sweat it!

Tanner will slim down when he starts walking evfurry day. Sad, but true!


12:04 PM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Poor Tanner, he never catches a break - how about some long walks?

Please don't sweat the blogs - yes, it IS supposed to be fun. Just catch up whenever you can.

Woos, the OP Pack

12:42 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

OMdoG...I thought my Mom was gonna fall off her chair laughing when she heard the song you put on the video...

Are you gonna watch the Yankee Game tonite?? Me & my Mom were really upset Thursday nite, too...

Go Yankees!!!

Abby xxxooo

3:00 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...


OMD...that was simply the funniest thing we've seen in like 100 years!!!!!

(Lacie wipes tears from her eyes with her hankie from laughin' so hard...)

The best thing is is you can totally see that MY BUTT is pawstively tiny compared to Tanner's!!!!! I mean, his is so like um ROUND!!!!

Joey, could ya tell the Doofus that I learned in my nursing nooootrition class that corn is just NOT THAT GOOD FOR YOU!! I mean, isn't it what they feed to farm animals to make them fat, right before they eat them??? Hey, maybe ur peeps are fattening up Tanner like intentionally??? You might hafta do pull a Wilbur from Charlotte's Web and weave SOME PIG right about Tanner's head? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...OMD, I crack myself up....

Oh my...we gotta rest up before the game tomorrow...

And would ya believe that one of Mumsie's coworkers wore a BRETT FAVRE jersey to work on Friday when it was Black and Gold Day?? (And ya gotta remember Mumsie works in a hospital...that purple wasn't appreciated even if it is my signature color...) It was also National Slap Your Coworker Day...goggle'll like it Joey...



4:37 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Lacie has Dye Ur Rear of the mouth. Just put ur earplugs in.


4:38 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

You know, we canines would get soooo much more done if our parents would let us use the computers when they're gone. Bah. Bipeds!
Tail wags,

5:08 PM  
Blogger Two French Bulldogs said...

Wow, and dad are having lots of fun. Maybe they will bring ya a baseball at least
Benny & Lily

6:07 PM  
Blogger Oakley and Swisher said...

Joe dude we absolutely loved the video it was great. We think you are really going to start giving Tanner a complex about his weight. Bol. It looked like he was just waiting around for some corn chips to go with that salsa.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

9:08 PM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Good evening joey
The baseball player in Japan also is holding out.
I hold out either. :D

from loved ume tyan

4:55 AM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

OMD! He will never lose that fat ass if he just sits and eats corn all the time!

10:38 AM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

Oh boy. We were just wondering what Lacie would have to say about all those Tanner butt shots, and we scrolled down and got to see. You have to admit, some of those perspectives do make his bottom look rather large. And shiny. LIke black neoprene is stretched really really tight over it.

We loved the video and laughed until we got in trouble. (Jake has a bit of a problem with getting overly excited. This one did it to him. Guess that's the risk you run when there's a dog in the house that likes to put his snout on the pooter monitor when videos are on.)

So ... a question before I stop ramblin' ... where can I get some of that corn? My bottom seems to be getting bigger, and then at least I'd have a good excuse, and someone to defend me.

Love ya.
Let your people have fun at the games.
Fergi (and Jake, too)

12:57 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...



Scruffy, Lacie and the Stanman

3:29 PM  
Blogger Toffee said...

We are rolling on the floor laughing!
That was a pawsome video!
Grrrreat job.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00fs, we iz behind in bloggie reading too, mama has her nosie stuck in facebook...and playing farmer...

b safe,

10:47 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Joey could you please come be my mom's personal trainer. She has a ton of weight to lose.

11:40 AM  

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