Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Tanner is back home again...

As you guys all read Tanner is in trouble yet again for dragging Dad's books all over trying to find a pay phone. He managed to stack them all on Dad's skateboard and wheeled them to the nearest phone. He then forgot how to get home and had to call Dad to pick him up. We don't call him a Doofus for nothing.

I was at home sunning when he finally got back...

For some reason he came and whispered to me that he got the books home and Dad will never know what he did...

HE PICKED YOU UP DOOFUS?!?!! I wonder how long he will be grounded for this one...

24 Stains:

Blogger Asta said...

The twials you have to live wif! I just don't know how you wemain so calm and collected. I would have been pacing up and down the gawden wowwying when Tannew would wetuw.
He weally doesn't have a cloo does he???
only fowu mowe sneeps till Goobew Boy comes to stay wif you think I should colow my haiw? ow dwop some weight, ow, ow, w, I don't know..what if he doesn't love me
smoochie kisses

10:49 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

HI, Joey!
Glad Tanner is back at home!
Maybe being grounded gave him amnesia and he does not remember how or who got him back!
Kisses and hugs

11:27 PM  
Blogger Duke said...

The skateboard was the perfect plan, Tanner! How the heck did you forget where you lived?! You'll have to leave a trail of treats next time!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:02 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

The Doofus is one in a million.

3:22 AM  
Blogger The Black and Tans. said...

Poor Tanner, we do feel for him.

Molly and Taffy

5:24 AM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

It SOOOOO is the heat!

He mustn't wear the magikh-keep-the-brain-khool-khap that woo do!


5:33 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Deep, heartfelt sigh: Tanner is a case, that is for sure. Maybe he won't even notice he is grounded?

And tell me, how far did he have to go to find a pay telephone? There just aren't that many around Phoenix any more.

Gussie d

5:33 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey & Tanner...

Oh My...Tanner is truly special...

Abby xxxooo

5:59 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Archie says that he is really impresed with Tanner(oh that is a surprise) because you can not find a lote of phone booths any more...Hmmm he may have a point here....Love A+A

7:02 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Poor Joe. What a Doof. Um, if you would like a replacement yesterday at the SPCA there was a BT! She looked like Ruby and her name was...SOPHIE! And she was really cool. Maybe you could swap her in for the Doof and your people wouldn't notice! If only I could do that with my Doof of a brudder.

wally t.

7:03 AM  
Blogger Lacey said...

How do you put up with that brother of yours?

7:44 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

Well we are sooo impressed your Dad has a skateboard!!!
Ours is heading in the direction of a zimmer frame!
We love Tanner! Of course we love you too Joey!!
Martha & Bailey xxx

8:00 AM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Oh Joe, we don't know how you endure all this doofusness!!! Good thing Joe had extra coins for that call home.

Happy Sunday sunning.

Woos, the OP Pack

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well lucky Tanner is so cute that your parents forgive him. Your mommy should think about moving to Hollywood. Write doggy film scripts.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

OMD! He is so ...

9:23 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh no! I hope he's not in tooooo much trouble! He was only trying to help someone!

9:45 AM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello joey its dennis the vizsla dog hay tel tanner i am sorry he got in trouble for helping me i wil send him a kayse of free pig powders to mayk it up to him and -- wot??? oh dada has just reminded me that my pig powders faktry is closed and all my inventory is impownded by the police ummmmm ok then i wil send him a kyoopon for free pig powders wunse i am bak in bizness!!! ok bye

10:29 AM  
Blogger Astrid Keel said...

Poor Tanner... grounded with amnesia! he doesn't even know what he did wrong! :(

11:56 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Do you think Tanner is related to my mom? They are both idiots. Sheesh. I don't know how he is going to talk his way out of this one.


4:13 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Oh Joey.. I say you stay away from whatever that Tanner is telling you lest you get grounded too. Gee.. he is so in trouble!!

12:15 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Hey guys! Where did Tannerer go? Who picked him up? I am so behind.

Solid Gold Dancer + Puppies

3:34 AM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

I've got to give the guy points - he figured out how to use the skateboard to get the books around. I just find skateboards terrifying!! I would never think to use them as a tool.

You're brilliant, Tanner. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. Us Doofuses have to stick together.

7:35 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

He is the nicest, funniest Doofus we know.

Simba and Jazzi xx

11:46 AM  
Blogger Beckett said...

My mom is so forgetful that Tanner might have actually gotten that past her!


5:15 PM  

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