Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, April 30, 2009


GUYS its me TAN TORKELSON, and you wonder where that Joey is?? He is playing POKER with those stuffies that I am not allowed to play with because he said I would murderlize them?? I can't help it stuffies SPLODE on me??

Anyway, while Joey is being busierest I was finding something very NOT cool...

This junk behind me is Dad's drumming stuff. It only comes to the house when he has to go play a show on those drums. WELL it is IN THE HOUSE!!!

Yep, that is the footy part of the drums?! UH OH that means that he is LEAVING someplace and we are going to be left at HOME.

YEP this is one bag that the Mom has for going away. It has a drawing a lady did based on a picture of Joey. SHe sure made him look fat LOLOL. Anyway, I need to get Joey out of that stinkin pantry and get him to help me figure out WHAT is going on??

JOEY! get your old butt DOWN HERE?!!!

Are we being ABANDONED???????????????

30 Stains:

Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

why dont you guys just let the parents go and have a fun boys poker night....maybe i can fly you in some canadian much better for you....I wont be able to come cuz it should really be a boys night out..anyhow i hope your dad makes alot of noise on those drums things....

8:35 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

You are welcome to come stay with me if you ever get abandoned. Just give me a ring b4 you fly over.



9:19 PM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello tanner and joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh no abandond!!!! i bet if yoo hide in sum of those bokses or maybe inside the big rownd drum yoo can sneek off with him and then yoo can meet his roadies and wotnot woodnt that be cool??? ok bye

10:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like some time with your grandparents. You are looking bigger Tanner. Gotta watch your figure.

10:51 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

hey guys just remember when the 'cat's' away the 'mice' will play.... big hint... make them pay!!!!
licks doyle ;D

12:13 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Oh no...maybe they'll take you with them??? (dewclaws crossed)

2:30 AM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...



2:47 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Hmmm, it's not look'n good for you guys is it??


2:56 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey & Tanner...

Looks like a vacation at Gram & Gramp's house...

Just think about all the treats...

Abby xxxooo

3:01 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oh my you both sure look worried!

Please keep us updated, I would hate to think of you both Home Alone!

And all the mischief you would get up to especially Tanner!

love from Marvin xxxxxx

3:15 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

Maybe someone will come to your house and feed you three meals in one day. How bad could that be?

4:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tan! I'm with MJ. Take advantage. Have a blow out party. Tanner, you can maybe play poker if you stay inside your jail so you won't be tempted.


5:11 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Rut ro - you can always pose as a roadie and maybe they will let you come or hide in one of the bags. Maybe they need a couple of guard dogs or mascots for their trip. hmmm - your probably screwed!
Loves from pugs,
Rosie Marie

6:14 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Well, ya know we left my Sissie e.Beth in Azrizona just in case something like this happened to you guys. Give us a jingle. She would love to house and dog sit. She has dog withdrawals almost as bad as muzzer.


6:30 AM  
Blogger Astrid Keel said...

Throw a pawty w/ the grandpies ;)

7:09 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

oh pups look really worried.

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:32 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

I think you guys need to jump inside of the boston bag and go along.

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tell them to take them with you and you can be road dogs, just wear a tee shirt that says "i'm with the band" and you'll be fine!

8:03 AM  
Blogger Nibbles Treats said...

You can come live with us. We have lots of room for two more dogs. Plus, our cousins Deuce, Tillie and Belle are Bostons also. What fun we'd have!

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

8:29 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

Oh my dog!! You think you might be in in quarantine cos of Cowboy Pig???

Worried wags, Eric xx

9:14 AM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie) said...

ok anok. heerz wat ya doo. jus git hiderin in sum ov thoz bagz. ok anok. shure. u mite hafta leef sum ov yur dad'z toyz owt, but then u kin git yur own selveses in thare. i am soooo shur he wood not mind at awl! ok aok. u kin alwayz cownt on me twinnerer!!
hi 5's

9:22 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

Take the poker pawty out of the pantry and have some friends over, guys!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

9:24 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

Tanner, you really ought to take very good care of Joe, because I know your parents would NEVER abandon him!


9:57 AM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

You can always come here if you are abandoned. Hey Joey, aren't you proud of Tanner for figuring out that something was going on? How's that poker game going?

Woos, the OP Pack

11:14 AM  
Blogger Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

my guess is that they are leaving. all bags point to that direction.
your pal, Morgan

11:41 AM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Something does not sound right there!!
But I am sure you can find something interesting to do at home while your mom and dad are away!
Kisses and hugs

11:54 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

smoochie kisses

12:44 PM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

My folks are so sneaky! They sometimes pack up to leave and there are NO drums in sight! At least you've got a warning, man. Gives you time to prepare and figure out how to raid the fridge when your folks are away...

7:48 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh, NO! Look at your handsome faces!!! How could anyone abandon you!?!?

11:05 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Better safe than sorry when you see the luggage coming out. At least you guys had your own gig to go to.


4:03 AM  

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