Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Baseball GAMES without ME!!

Mom and Dad went to see those Dbacks and said that I COULD not go because the last time I went I totally ditched my FRIENDS there and uhm got Lacie in troubles. Humans should know that Lacie gets herself into troubles just FINE without MY help.

So you might remememember that she was taking a certain DBACK under her paw and 'training him'. My FAVORITE Dback, because he is a Doofus like me...

SEE!! Can you see him? He looks like a Doofus in his picture on that JUMBO tron. Well, now that Lacie has got a hold of him...

He is trying to be all TOUGH guy sexy dude?!?! WTF?! Eric?!?!?!

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Lacie also has him doing these DANCER like moves, I wonder if she is grooming him to be her DATE to that wedding with Myrna the Wheely and Gilbert the Wheely. I thought Ms. Lacie was GROUNDED but Mom and Dad totally saw her at the game. SORRY MUMSIE you need to keep a better eye on that girl!!

I gotta say tho...she is doing her magic in some areas... He stepped up to bat and she bit him RIGHT ON HIS BUTT and guess what...

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HE GOT A HOMERUN!? Mom and Dad are going to the DBACKS tonight to see them play Petra's CUBS and they better NOT see Lacie there!!!!!!!!!!

Tan Torkelson OUT.

25 Stains:

Blogger Fred said...


8:20 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

I think Lacie should have been there to do more damage to the D-Backs because they beat my Cubbies!

8:26 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

Very funny - looking at the posters our mum wants to know is she now too old to develop an interest in baseball?
We are really not sure what she is on about!
Martha & Bailey xx

10:42 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Very amusing. Except. Ya know, he does look like a doofus.


10:47 AM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I think he needs some pink bows!


11:23 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Thank you fow always making us awe the bestest medcin fow my Mommi evew!
love you lots(and I suspect you can't keep Lacie down ow gwounded..not possible, even fow Mumsie)
smoochie kissees
pee ess hope you pawents have a gweat time at the game

12:15 PM  
Blogger Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Whoa that Lacie girl gets around. Sorry you had to miss the game Tanner, but at least you got the play by play after the folks got home! Hey, Mommy got me a baseball shirt but I'm a little fluffy for it. I really feel like a hotdog in it.hehe.
WelshieHugs, Hootie

12:19 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Hi Torkelson!

You certainly hang around with a rowdy crowd. I would ground you too!


2:17 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Wow. Lacie sure gets around!
I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Play bows,

3:15 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

What, now the little beastie is a baseball coach as well. She is certainly butt obsessed.


4:31 PM  
Blogger ♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Hey Tanner,

That Laci sure is funny ans is gonna be in a lot of trouble. Bit maybe that bit in the butt did the trick.

Hey Joe,

I want you & Tanner to be in my Spring floew post. Please to try and find a picture of you guys with flowers. Mommy is doning my post tomorrow night. I can do a post without my boston terrier friends.


4:53 PM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Ha ha, how did Lacie get to play on that field? Those players must run slow to not be able to catch her ;)


5:29 PM  
Blogger Aki and Poopie said...

tsk tsk.. why is it that Lacie got to go out and you didn't? i think some doggie needs to go talk with the hoomans.. this is so unfair! BOL!

drooly kisses,


5:43 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
Sounds like Lacie is making wonders with that Eric!
She bite his bum and he connected a homerun?? Hmmm... yes, he is a Doofus!
Kisses and hugs

7:05 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

LOL! I think the D-Backs sure appreciate the present of Lacie at their game. Would you be of as much help if you were there too? What would you have done to help?


7:12 PM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie) said...

WHAAAASSSSSUUUPPPP twinnererer?? I finlee git tu vizit!!!!!OK AN OK!!! I haf ben missin u mi twinerer. I shur hope i du git tu maabee BLOG mi own self soonerest. ok anok an we godda ketch up tu tannerer.
i kant beleef u did go wif lacie gurl tu that ball game. lacie iz mee an sunny'z fren but she gits in lotz an lotz of trubbelz i haf noticeded.
i du mis mmi gramuvver but she iz wif mi grandaddee at that bridge. me an sunny still cherz up mom lotz.
ok anok. so purdee soon in we go on a venture? I relee i reddee tu.
I am gonna tri tu ketch up on u an joeez venturez. hay budz, hay budz, hay budz!!! hahahhahaha scooter joke.
ok anok gotta go fur now. stoopid puter iz gettin hotterest. nuffink mom duz du seemz tu halp it. ok anok.
HI 5's tannererer
hay budz, hay budz joeee hahahahaha

8:04 PM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay ummm yore frend has his hat on bakwards yoo mite want to tel him the part wot stiks owt is suppozed to go in frunt ha ha ok bye

9:42 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

He still looks like a doofus to us.

10:10 PM  
Blogger leah said...

oh man, your parents saw an AWESOME game tonight! WOO HOO ZAMBRANO!

11:00 PM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

OMG, you had mom snortin' coffee right out her nose, Joey! You are too funny!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:26 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Maybe next time you should hang underneath their car, that way they won't know. Hehehe!

Solid Gold Dancer

4:05 AM  
Blogger Nibbles Treats said...

We love baseball! Since we are from the 'Nati we are Reds fans! Nothing like baseball, hotdogs (sorry Oscar), Cold Beer Here! and peanuts! Our favorite player is Reds first baseman Joey Votto. Our mom calls him Joey-bag-o-donuts cuz he is soooooooo sweet!

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

8:24 AM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Now how did Lacie manage to get out on that field? Hope you get a second chance to go to a game.

Woos, the OP Pack

10:18 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

Hehe nothing like a bite on the butt to get a human moving.

Simba and Jazzi xx

10:46 AM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

We wanna go to a baseball game with you! Even if we do live in the land of the Rockies. You could teach us some good plays. And probably get us in trouble. That'd be fun!

:) Jake and Fergi :)

1:25 PM  

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