Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, April 01, 2007

deadbeat parents

My parents are neglecting my blog and my friends because it is so nice out and they were out riding their bikes and shopping and I want to pee in their shoes! Anyway, here are some photos from our yard and um a bunch of other random stuff.

Picture 1188
Mom says not to eat these cuz she thinks they are pretty.

Picture 1190
Mom says we can't eat those either, but they look like big cheese pods!

Picture 1192
I don't know what that thing is but Mom likes it because purple is her favorite color.

Those are tiny itty bitty baby grapes. Too bad we can't eat grapes. Anyway, enough boring yard crap.

Joey and his frisbee
Today we played some frisbee...

tanner is the doofus
Tanner ate some poop...

the leg is healing
And Mom revealed the Doofus's leg. It looks sooo much better, just some scabs and some dried skin. He is bandage free for today and goes back to the vet tomorrow morning at 8am, hopefully for the last time.

Unless of course, they figure out why he is the biggest darn doofus in the world and want to do some tests on him.

I hope you all have had as nice a weekend as we did here in Arizona.

21 Stains:

Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh looks so much better now. Did you read the garfield comic today....i dont know if it is the same in arizona...but it is all about some scarey doofus movie..maybe you can be a movie star doof...i will be your manager..anyhow i am glad you and joey had a nice leisurely too..hope your vet trip goes well tomorrow....TEAM TANNER RULES....MJ...

4:22 PM  
Blogger Herbie said...

oh.... you have a nice yard! Which of the flowers taste the best?

4:22 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Roses taste real good!

Bussie Kissies

4:44 PM  
Blogger Cash said...

Tanner's leg looks so much better....he must be very healthy inside...cuz he healed so well!
But, don't let him eat any more poopie balls...yukie! What a doof!

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Joe - you can't eat the flowers AND you have a Doofus who eats poo. Good grief. You deserve lots and lots of treats for having to live like that....

5:24 PM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

My mom has been gone all weekend with Kendra. Mom said she had to take her to the dance competitions her dance team was in. They finally came home, but mom says she's much too tired to supervise me while I blog, so everyone will have to be patient and I will update everyone on what I am doing soon. Looks like your weather was perfect! ITs raining here. ALOT! YUK!

5:34 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hiya Joe,
My weekend in jail was pretty good...i had some parole time and Mom made cookies..will update in my bloggie.
Nice flowers....

5:38 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wow Joey! What a great world you have. We are so jealous of your deadbeat parents' beautiful garden and your gorgeous weather. We are at least three months away from itty bitty grapes here. Sophie has been following the Doof's recovery with great interest, feeling a sort of kinship with the whole bandage, shaved fur thing. But she just doesn't get that whole eating poop thing. Unless, of course, it's cat poop (needless to say).

p.s. maybe just pee beside their shoes for now and see if they get the message. Then go for the full treatment!

6:21 PM  
Blogger Myeo said...

the red flower look like something we have. But Mama not very sure what kind of plant it is.

Tanner's wound look much much better now.

Boy n Baby

6:30 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Joey,
I bet you and Tanner 'contributed' to those lovely flowers and grape by fertilising them!! (Hey, you can claim some credit from your parents!!)
Oh looks like Tanner's wound is healing very nicely indeed..

7:06 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

I LOVE to eat poop too!

7:20 PM  
Blogger Fu Fu said...

Oh. I like those purple flowers too. Tanner foot still looks ouchie. I hope it gets heeled soon.

~ fufu

8:18 PM  
Blogger Nugget said...

Hi Joey, My Mum was out in the yard today too. I have a feeling we are heading into boring gardening season here.

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tanner's foot still looks raw! ouchie! maybe he should spread some of that poop he ate on it. i heard somewhere it can be used as a poultice or something.


9:46 PM  
Blogger Duke said...

Mom said to tell you that the purple flower is a Dutch Iris but she doesn't know what the pear looking thing is! We love flowers! It means the snow is gone till next winter!

Love ya lots,

2:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Joe,
I see why you are so angry. That wall in back looks like it could even contain a Beagle, and that ain't easy. I think we Arizona dogs need to stick together.

4:25 AM  
Blogger Willie and Waylon said...

The leg looks great! We hope the vet goes well.. has Doofus caught on to going on these random trips w/ mom by himself yet? Has he realized it is the the dreaded vet??

6:37 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

You have some strange looking plants. Tanners leg looks much better
Simba xx

6:41 AM  
Blogger Boo Casanova said...

ok, why is doofus is not wearing the lampshade??

wet wet licks


8:35 AM  
Blogger Balboa said...

Cool yard. When I feel neglected I chew up my mommy and dadddy's shoes, but peeing in them is cool too. I am glad Tanner's leg is getting better.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Oscar's mummy and daddy said...

Wow, you have some really pretty flower in your garden.

Glad Tanner's leg is all healed up.

Oscar x

12:06 PM  

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