Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Tanner Tour Tuesday!

So I thought I would give you a TOUR of that prison we are locked in all day while the Mom and Dad go to the work to make the green papers.




FIRST thing that happens is that gate goes up. That means we cannot go to the house part with carpet and things I can eat.




THEN Mom and Dad disappear through THAT door and Joey says, so long suckers.




THEN I run into that snuggins ball before Joey!!!!




HE GETS SO MAD!! LOLOLOLOL




We have to put those baby dog pads down because Joey likes to make those stains. That TV is always on so I can watch my STORIES! OMDOG I love Days of Our Lives!! I sure hope Chloe can stop the mean guy from killing Carley even though Joey said Carley looks like a lizard and Chloe is SO much hotter. ANYWAY...




There is one of those pee pads next to my little house too becuase Joey likes to poop right there because he is a jerk. BUT Joey has been VERY good as this is the first time since he was a wee tiny BAD puppy that he has been alone ALL day during that working. Mom and Dad used to be able to come home at lunch but now they cannot. BUT Joey has only made angry stains a couple of times.




OH we have some water too and lots of books which is what Joey does when I am not talking to him or telling him some pawesome thing about my stories.

FINALLY...




Mom and Dad come back through that door and we get our DINNER! Our prison is not so bad but I sure wish we had a hot dog cart or something!!!

Tan Torkelson Tour Guide Extr...Extry...Extrao...AWESOMEST out.

23 Stains:

Blogger Mango said...

Tanner,
Prison doesn't look too bad, but it really is bad form to nab the snuggle ball. So Joey actually aims for the wee wee pads? Hey, he gets points for that.

Slobbers,
Mango

6:02 PM  
Blogger ♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

That's not so bad, Tanner - at least you have the TV on all the time. Can't you be nice and let Joey have the snuggle ball for part of the day, maybe he wouldn't need those puppy papers so much.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

6:17 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
Well... you have to admit that you have lots of space there!
It looks great to me!
I am sure is interesting to see you watching tv and Joey reading the books!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

6:20 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh, the horror of it all!
Love,
Ammy

7:16 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

How you guys carry on! You have a perfect deal, nice beds, water, pads, tv, books and windows to look out of.

The only thing that could be better is if you had a Nanny to fix you snacks and take you walking. You guys ought to work on that!

Kisses,
Stella

7:53 PM  
Blogger Life With Dogs said...

Joey is dishing out the best example of stinkeye I've seen in a long time! :)

8:00 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

ok we thinks you guys need to learn how to open the fridge of foodible heaven we are sure that would make the day a lot more refreshing whilst you are on your ownsome loves and licks

8:02 PM  
Blogger Ozzie and Rocky said...

We think your prison looks pretty posh:) We would still probably just "die" if our parents worked the same shift though. Our Mom works during the day so we sleep with her at night, and our Dad works during the midnight shift so we sleep with him ALL DAY! We are the best sleepers ever:)

9:00 PM  
Blogger Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

IT
IS
THE
HEAT
!!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

9:02 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Tanner,
Your prison looks like a 5 star hotel to us!! Cannot believe you get to watch TV all day long.
Hmmm... how strange that Joey likes to poop right next to your little house! LOL..

1:14 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Your prison doesn't look too bad to us, Tanner! We have a favorite bed in our family room that we fight over too! It's closer to the window and the radiator so it gets the cooler breezes in the warmer weather and it's the warmer spot in the colder months!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

2:34 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tanner, You should not steal that snuggins ball from Joey. That is a really dangerous thing to do, because you never know what big, beautiful blond will beat you up.

xo
Sophreaking Mean

6:51 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Such a cool place you have! But you know you can jump that gate, right? Or at least chew through it. ;P

7:55 AM  
Blogger Kitty+Coco said...

Boys, boys..The door may actually present a problem. The gate though? Surely doofus could work on his gymnastics and figure out how to jump it. I am smart and used my claws to climb over it. I just laughed in mom's face. We too are locked in the main den area now because we would pee all over the beds and carpet. Boo.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Tan

I think youw pwison is pwety gweat..nice cool floow in the Azwizona heat, snuggle ball(you weally should shawe) TV on at all times, fwesh dwinkies, and the company of Joey

sheesh..I don't think you can call that pwison anymowe
smoochie kisses
ASTA

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are pampered pooches.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Awesome! You just need to figure out how to make the ice box door open for ya.

gussie

4:02 PM  
Blogger Holly and Khady said...

I would love to have that nice cool tile floor to snooze on. I think your "prison" is pretty cool!

Holly

8:03 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

A hot dog stand would be awesome. Or possibly a Starbucks. Although a Starbucks probably would result in an increase in staining ...

8:12 AM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00fs, heehee, looks like a fun room to spend the day in..at least u gets to watch TV..

b safe,
~rocky~

11:40 AM  
Anonymous fig said...

oh dear tanner. you must be such an interesting and fascinating brother to spend the day locked up with....

2:26 PM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

looks to me like you two have the life!

5:28 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

WE BORROWED A COMPUTER TO TELL YOU THAT THE DBACKS ARE HERE IN BOSTON TONIGHT!! ARCHIE IS SO EXCITED HE IS BESIDES HIMSELF>HE WANTED PL2 TO INVITE DONTRELLE OVER FOR SUPPER BUT SHE TOLD HIM SHE THOUGHT HE WOULDN"T COME>>HE HAS BEEN CRYING FOR THREE HOURS BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET YOU AN AUTOGRAPH>>>WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPITALS? LOVE A+A

4:17 PM  

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