Reporting on Mother's Day it is TAN TORKELSON
SO I told you I was going to tell you ALL about Mother's Day and I am ! We went to my Gram and Gramps which is like just a SHORT car ride now so I don't have to smell Joe's farts for like a half hour anymore!
I wanted to eat all that food. It smelled GOOD.
But then my human cousin said NO that is not food for dogs. And you might think that is soooo meanerest, but then look at this movie...
She MADE Gram give us some CHEESE!!! She is the BEST cousin. I dunno what the deal is with that JOEY IS FIRST business from Gram, but I can forgive her I guess!!
My human cousin is still my BFF and I don't even try to hump her anymore, we are just PALS!
Joey just stayed in that kitchen the WHOLE time hoping he would get some snacks. and he did, everyone feeds Joey because he looks TOO skinny. Then everyone says I do NOT look too skinny. WTF is that about?! I am just big boned!!!!
ALSO, the humans had tacos and my Dad has the best taco rack in the world.
He is a PROFESSIONAL taco eater!!!!!
Ok that was mother's day and I love my human cousin and we hope you all have had a greaaaat weekend.
OMDOG and also being locked up with Joey all day is the BESTEREST and don't let him fool you he loves Days of Our Lives and wants to be a bad guy like Stefano Dimiera and I want to be a good guy and handsome but Joey siad I am too fat.
Tan Torkelson Soap star hunk OUT