Tan Torkelson scares the whole family!!!

OMDOG guys it is Tan Torkelson and I have to tell you about what I did this week and why we have not posted.

Ok so like it was Wednesday morning and Mom said WAKE UP TANNER and I said I do not want to wake up. So Mom said wake up and she picked me up and I stood up and jumped on the floor and then I said NO and just laid back down. Mom said WTF?!??!

So then she noticed I was shaking and I couldn't lift up my little head and then she saw my neck was like 3 times bigger than it should be and she was like OMDOG and I had to go to that vet. The Vet said OMDOG he might have the Valley Fever OR he might have a ruptured disk. So they took some pictures of my neck and my insides and they stole my bloods. The pictures did not show any rupturation or weirdness in my neck so they gave me some ROIDS and some sweet pain pills and said we will see if he has that Valley Fever. and guess what...MOm had to wait til TODAY to find out that I DO NOT have the Valley Fever (if you don't know what that is you can google but its basically a stupid fungus in the southwest that makes you get infecterations in your lungs and can spread to your spine.)

SO I do not have the fever and I do not have a rupturated disk so I do not know what is wrong that my neck got SUPER fat and I was sadderest except maybe my brains got SO HEAVY from learning so much from that TV.

OMDOG so many words!!!!!!




So here is a picture of me suffering from ROID RAGE and here is one of Joey suffering from...




JEALOUSY because my brains are heavier than his!!!

Tomorrow is my Mom's birthday and she said the best present is that I do not have the Valley Fever.




ALSO this is what life looks like on Pain Pills. LOLOL.

Tan Torkelson heavy weigh brain is OUT.