Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, August 11, 2009


So that grumpy old Joe said I CANNOT blog more than just on Tuesday. WTF?!??! What a jerk right?!?!?!

Well, I think I have a way to convince him that I CAN blog more than just one day...

Hey COWBOY PIG do you remember ME?!?!?

I WILL MAKE THIS PIG SQUEAL LIKE A um well PIGGY if I cannot blog more than just TUESDAY!!!

UH OHS JOEY wants him back and is MAD MAD MAD....

WHAT JOEY??? You are going to give me to LACIE for a DATE?!?!?!? WTF????

omdog guys....

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!??!?!!

30 Stains:

Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh look HOT HOT HOT in those pix!!!! Such strong muscles you have when ur tuggin' with Joey...

I promise I won't shriek in ur ear....did ya see me laughin' in that pic??????

Where shall we go for our date? A Pirates game??

Naaaaaa....I'm thinkin' on it Tanner...less you have a preference....

Love and kisses...


7:51 PM  
Blogger the professionals said...

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8:08 PM  
Blogger the professionals said...

it's just all starting to get plain scary now - why did the cowboy need to die...

8:12 PM  
Blogger Lily and Benson said...

Get'em, grab'em, bite'em, then lick him nice, he's got the food and treats.
Benny & Lily

8:28 PM  
Blogger Ozzie and Rocky said...

Ohhh noooo! We sure hope that Cowboy Pig did not get hurt during the production of this post!

8:32 PM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

Oh dear.. Poor Tanner.

~ Bae

9:20 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh oh oho oh...t r o u b l e doofus you opened up a whole nother can of trouble least that is what my mom said...we both agree that the two of you need to go and talk to doctor phil....maybe he can sort this out...and for goodness sake...what is going on with lacie beast...

9:30 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

OH NO! Not Cowboy Pig! You're in big trouble, Tanner!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:40 AM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Ooh, I wouldn't mess with Cowboy Pig, Tanner. Joey looks super mad.

4:22 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

Tanner -

You have gone where NO DOOFUS should EVER EVER go - Cowboy Pig -

That's just wrong in soooooo many ways...

Good LUCK on your date with Lacie - I hope Joe doesn't tell your wife "LILLIE" what your up to????

You might want to book AIRE RUBY cause we don't think you'll be in any condition to be flying yourself....


4:45 AM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Is that what your mom used to make the yummy looking dish on her blog?


They nevfur go well fur the datees!


5:13 AM  
Blogger Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

Tanner may we suggest you don't panic------YET.

Perhaps you could turn this around and coerce Lacie to sit in front of Joe with that wonderful grin on her face and get her to use her jaws of persausion to talk him into letting you post twice a week?

Good luck.

MOlly, Taffy and Monty

5:35 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Ummm...Tan Torelson, some wise person once said.."revenge is a dish best eaten cold." I think you may agree with him soon


5:48 AM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...


7:11 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...


8:08 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

I hope your magic wand is nearby to restore Cowboy Pig in case he got hurt.

You live dangerously, Tanner!

9:08 AM  
Blogger Deefor said...

I couldn't look anymore. Is the pig still breathing-- or squeaking? Tanner I don't think violence settles anything. (Except when I'm violent.)

10:14 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

You crossed a line there, Tanner, messing about with Cowboy Pig.

You deserve all that Lacie has to offer.


10:46 AM  
Blogger Brownie said...

Oh no.... is cowboy piggy still intact? urk... Lacei looks like she's laughing at all of you! BOL!

11:36 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Wow! Such high drama! Battle of the blog!!!

12:59 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

TANNER...........NOT COWBOY PIG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????Hooooo boy you are in a heap of trouble.......I might lay low for awhile..Love A+A PS WE are done with baseball srason and are waiting for football to start...

3:14 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

OMD cowboy pig!!!! I hope he's okay after that intense stretching!

4:30 PM  
Blogger wally said...

OMD! Not the CowboyPig!!!!! You should definitely make him go out with Lacie and then, at the end, pull him apart with Lacie like he did to CP!

wally t.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Oh-oh! Tanner you are in trouble now!
Kisses and hugs

7:37 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Ha! You asked for it Tanner. Never mess with another guy's cowboy pig.


7:45 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Tanner ...Now that Joey is farting again, you better let him have his blog back. Otherwise he might attack you with fart bombs.

9:36 PM  
Blogger the TN Bull Terrors said...

Oh no! Run Tanner! Run for your life! ennyways, we're BACK!! WooHoo!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella

7:55 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

Drop that pig and get out of Dodge.

10:51 AM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

Tanner, you did a naughty thing. Your brother looks upset.
Mack and Sally Ann

4:01 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Tanner, you need to act fast and get yourself back on Joey's good side - you so do not want that date - look at those teeth!!!

Tail wags, the OP Pack

5:04 PM  

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