Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Interview with a Doofus...

You all remember a week or so ago we introduced you to Tanner's latest Doofus Dot. The other day Mom went to check on it and it was GONE!

Tanner has yet another histiocytoma
It is RIGHT THERE in that photo, now it is gone...I thought I would sit down and ask him about it.




I found him resting on the couch so I came right out and asked him, where did the dot go???




He then stuck is tongue out at me and said he was NOT telling.




Look at that SMIRK! I think he has been hanging out with Lacie a little too much!!

He said "speaking of Lacie..."

Then he just yelled...




WHATSSSSSUUUUPPPPPPPP????????!!!!!!!!!

Then I noticed a small envelope being picked up by the postman and it looked like it was addressed to Butchy and Snicker's in house miracle doctors...Dr. Craemer & Dr. Snitchenstein. Have you heard that those two have CLONED LACIE?!?!?

Now I am really scared... I BEG YOU Dr. Craemer & Dr. Snitchenstein DESTROY THAT DOT!!!!!!!!

35 Stains:

Blogger Ike said...

Sounds like a zit to me!
Ike

7:14 PM  
Blogger Butchy and Snickers said...

Oh no, Dr. Craemer said he's not talkin'. And of course Clone Lacie just stood up today, so we don't think she'll be talkin' for a few days yet. Hmmmm, I Inspector Butcho better guard the mailbox for the next few days huh?? Hehehehehe!
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

7:24 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Clearly, that dot was a spy.

xo
SB

8:16 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Glad the dot is gone! Maybe Tanner will talk about it someday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

9:35 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you. Tanner might have hid the Doofus Dot under your bed and it will attack you in the middle of the night!

9:55 PM  
Blogger Twinkle a.k.a Chicken Little said...

OMG, what do you mean its gone??? thats his doofus dot!!!! Tanner cant be doofus without it, mayb he swallow it during his meal time...


slurpy lick
Twinkle

10:10 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

The 'Mystery of the Disappearing Doofus Dot'.. that'd make a good book/ movie!

12:13 AM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

Oh... Tanner sure can keep secrets

~ Bae

3:17 AM  
Blogger Martha Basset said...

Hi Joe
Tell Tanner we have ways of making him talk!
That should frighten him into telling you - he's just getting too smart!
Hope your mum is feeling better today.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xx

3:19 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Joey, Dots that appear and disappear - hmmm could me zits or something more serious like Dog Pocks. Maybe the doofus needs a quarentine until you know what it is. You can never be too careful with these doofy diseases.
Loves from pugs,
Rosie Marie

3:36 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Mom said if there is a cloned Doofus out there somewhere she will gladly take him.
Sigh......

4:39 AM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Just the thought of there being another LacieBeast has me skhreaming and shrieking...

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Nice to see Doofus lost this dot too!

5:03 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

OMD not a Doofus clone. I think even Dr. Craemer has more ethics than that.

gussie

5:44 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Maybe that's how I got the Doofus Dot in my eye!!! NOOOO!!! But I healed it with my magical anti-doofus powers. I will try to send you the antidote. Sadly, by doofus brudder has become immune.

wally t.

6:12 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

You always have some mystery going on, dude!

8:20 AM  
Blogger Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Hey, maybe we need to send Penny's dots to see Dr. Snitchenstein! She still has them, but they aren't red anymore!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

9:21 AM  
Blogger Cookie said...

bol, Tanner! You do you! Come to my blog and retrieve your award!!

9:27 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

There is evil afoot, Watson.

10:09 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

We'd be worried if we were you. You don't think he sent the spot of to get a clone of himself do you?

Simba and Jazzi xx

10:13 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

Hey Joe, How nervous does it make you to think that you may open a delivered parcel one day to find 3 or 4 Baby Doofusses come to live with you??? I'd start packing and move in with one of your girl friends, if I was you.

Kisses,
Stella

11:37 AM  
Blogger Sitka, Tia, & Cornelia Marie said...

Wow Tanner! Glad the dot went away!
Hugs,
Sitka

12:48 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

You're scarin' me, Joe. Seriously.
Tail wags,
Storms

12:59 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

You have to stop that package before it reaches its destination. The Lacie clone is like Lacie, only NOT and I am scared.

Slobbers,
Mango

1:11 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Why would anypup want to clone Lacie??? And now what could they possibly do with Tanner's dot? OMD, we are very worried.

Woos, the OP Pack

1:31 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

We wonder where that sneaky dot got to? Offer Tanner some treats! He'll talk!
A Lacie clone sounds pretty serious to us!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

4:39 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Oh no, pleeese nooooooo. Not another clone. Ooops just did another stains award entry ....

Those impostor dogtors, Dr Pierre and Dr Craemer, need to be ebayed off and retired asap.

Eric xx

4:53 PM  
Anonymous fig said...

ohmydog the end of the world is coming....

5:16 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Appearing and disappearing dots? Cloning sweet little Lacie? A mysterious package mailed to the mad doctors? In the name of everything yummy, WHY???

See ya!
Joey

5:25 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

I sense a strange and terrible plot brewing ... one that probably involves Trouble the kitty ...

5:42 PM  
Blogger Selba said...

Dropping by here to say Hello :)

Licks,
Adele, Vincent & Bella

6:43 PM  
Blogger Pearl said...

OMD... I was up all night worrying about this DOT! What is Tanner UP TO?!

Maybe it will join Dots with Blogs and we'll find out...

7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SO cute. Tanner has quite a tummy.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Cookie said...

Teeheeheehee *snort*, so he does! bol

10:48 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Hey Pals,

Our Dogdad has been sick all week -- so we were kind of out of touch amd we didn't realize that your mom was still ailing too.

We hope she's better.

It takes two healthy pawrents to deal with the two of us -- you too, you two???

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

11:12 AM  
Blogger Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Just found out that the Doofus Dot is "sleepin' with the fishes". An evil cloning dot-plot foiled by one Clacie!
Such exciting adventures!
Smooches,Hootie ((GO - DBACKS!!))

8:43 AM  

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