Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, September 15, 2008

Tanner TWO DAYS IN A ROWS day!

SO FOR MY birthday WE got instead of some cake some FREEZING YOGURT!! It is like still 100 degrees here so this is GREAT. We actually got this from Nice Aunt PATTY! THANKS!!

omdog look at that! BLUEBERRRRRRY. That Dog on the Box looks like DEXTER the Labradude that lives with that Giant Dinosaur Dog MANGO!

It is like SO purple and delicious!!!

HOw the hell....oooo MOM, how in the HECK do I eat this??

Hm, Joey seems like he is HOLDING his, that sounds HARD....

Maybe if I stick it in that grass it will be easier to eat????? SHEESH

Hey, hellloooo someone with THUMBS....

Can you please get this out of the stupid PAPER PLEASE?!??!

OK THANK YOU. OMDOG it was good and tasted even betterest with all that fresh cut up grass all over it!!!!

So then it was time for PRESENTS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!

OMDOG my very own CHIPMUNK. This is like those SQUIRRELS that all you dogs talk about chasing all over the place!!!

AND A BEER OF MY OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come here MR Chip Munk, NICE to meet you!!!


Joey took my BEER and said I was way too YOUNG for it still.

NOOOOOOOOOOO I am not, I am 4 I am 4 I am 4 I am 4 I am 4 I am 4...

Ok FINE I will eat Mr Chip Munk's FEET. YUMMMM


Omdog What GREAT birthday PRESENTS and eatables!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you ALL for the great birthday WISHES. I AM 4!! I am 4!!! I AM 4!!!!!!!!!

44 Stains:

Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

omd Tanner, that yoghund stuff is just the bestest!!! I love the bananananana and gets it when Mom is too lazy to make her own frosty eatables!

I'm so glad you had a great barkday and hope you eventually got some beer to go with you chip munk!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

11:03 PM  
Blogger Charlie Daniels said...

G'day Tanner

Hey you'll have to let me know if ChipmMonk tastes anything like Possum! Oh hang on, you haven't tasted Possum have you. Come to think of it .. neither have I !!

Forget that.

Happy Birthday Dude



11:23 PM  
Blogger happy said...

You certainly are 4! Sounds like you had a great celebration and lots of lovely pressies!

12:26 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Wow! Blueberry I Scream! I would love to try that someday... That Chipmunk stuffie is kinda kool & it's life-sized too!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:13 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

I have a feeling the chipmunk may not live to see 4 lol. That frozen stuff looks yummy, once you get it out the wrapper.

Simba x

1:18 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Your blueberry birthday yogurt looks so yummy, Tanner!
We love your chipper too! Those little guys play outside our family room window and drive us both nuts!
You had a great 4th birthday!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:06 AM  
Blogger BenTheRotti said...

Mmmmmm Blooberrry Yoghurt sounds deeeeelicious!!

You got the coolest presents, that chipmunk looks awesome and oooohhh Beer!

birthday licks and tailwags,

Ben xxxx

Quick.... DUCK! More birthday smoochies coming from Mum!!!

2:22 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Tanner, you need to learn manners on how to eat doggie ice cream. Maybe you should study your brother, Joey. He is ever the gentleman.


2:43 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

That yogurt stuff looks yummy...It does look like it's hard to get out of the paper, though...

Has the chipmunk 'sploded yet?

Happy Birthday, again...

Abby xxxooo

3:07 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Tanner, we think you need to stomp on the frozen yoghurt...that should get it out of the tub.
You're barkday pressies are great mate. Enjoy the chipmonk feet.


3:31 AM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Khan I khall this tue-much of Tanner?


Happy Bark&BirfDay to you!

The blueeeeeebbbbbberrrrrry stuff looks great - I bet in softened up in a snap out in the blastfurnace!

Nice pressies too!


3:55 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

That frozen yogurt looks the yummierest. You made mom laugh out loud with your giant dinosaur dog mango line. Tell Joe to let you have at least some of your beer.

4:38 AM  
Blogger Petey said...

Ummm! That yoghund stuff looks delish. I actually got a real ice cream cone the other day. It was Arizona Hot with Houston Hurricane Humid so Mom let me splurge as I was about to pass out!

There were three little kids there and their names were - I kid you not - Magnolia, Grover and Horatio. Which made me laugh since my good dog friends are named Joe, Eric, and Archie.

Happy Birfday, Tanner dude! Don't shake up that beer too much or it might explode!

Your pal,

Petey (plain and simple)

5:38 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

mmmmm...that looks yummy. The chipmunk that is, the yogurt looks OK too.

happy barkday

6:00 AM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

Happy birthday! I think that blueberry ice cream would be tasty with some cheese on top!

Hope you had a good one!

6:03 AM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

We are so glad you had such a great birthday Tanner! After all you only turn 4 once!
Ozzy & Rocky

6:21 AM  
Blogger Bruin said...

Happy barkday Tanner! It looks like you had a great barkday! That yoghund stuff looks yummmmy! Did you ever steal your beer back from Joey?

7:40 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

Happy belated birthday Tanner. It looks like you had a fine old time!

Toodle pip
Harry x

8:10 AM  
Blogger DESERT PUPS said...

Woof Tanner

Happy Birthday!!! So what does that chipmunk taste like? Good stuff? That purple stuff looked good too. We're coming to your house.

Desert Pups

9:37 AM  
Blogger The Puppies said...

Happy Barkday again Tanner!! Those presents look awesome!! We really like the beer.. joey should at least let ya have some of it, seeing as its your birthday! Surely you aren't too young for a few tastes, right??
The Puppies

9:44 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

HAPPY BARKDAY Tanner!!! Hope you have a super fantastic day! Thanks for coming to my blog and leaving a nice comment.
Love Clover xo

10:11 AM  
Blogger vix said...

That pic of you guys yelling at each other while Joey drinks your beer is AWESOMEST!

10:55 AM  
Blogger Brown Dog Mom said...

Happy birthday, Tanner! Probert used to have that same Chipmunk. He got it as a welcome home present from his dad when he moved in with us!

11:59 AM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

WWAAAAASSSSSUUUUPPPPP twinster Tannerer!!! such grate pressies. aand yur own beer aannd a chipmunk!
wuz that purpel stuff gud??? luked lik it wuz. Hope yu gotted yur beer frum Joey, did u jus haybudshaybuds him til he droped it?
Hi 5

12:18 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
Sounds great that you had that frozen yoghund and nice toys to celebrate!
Kisses and hugs

1:41 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Iwastotally dwooling all ovew the pootew looking at that fantaboolous puwple looked soooo delish, specially once it didn't have papew all ovew it..although I pwobably would have eaten it papew and all it looked so good!
I love youw chipmunk and beew lots too..happy Fouw!!!!
smoochie kisses

2:00 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

You sure know how to celebrate, Tanner!
Play bows,

2:05 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

That yogurt looks very yummy! That chipmunk looks like fun. We don't have chipmunks and squirrels at the new house, but we do have bunnies, quail, coyotes and toads.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

Happy belated birthday, Tanner! Sorry we didn't get around to posting on your birthday! But we did send you some really stinky farts, we hope they crossed the atlantic without problems!

That stuff looks delicious.. but I hope you went easy on the alcohol this time!


3:11 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

That Yogert looked yummy. I hope you get my pressie soon!

4:42 PM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

That post was from my mom and should have been from ME! Sorry about that. I hope you get my pressie soon.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Dewey Dewster said...

WOw Joey...

Looks like ya had a great barkday....that was some pawsome yogurt but it looks like ya needed it ta be in yer dish fer sure.......'n now that yer 4 ya can do all the things Joey does.....well, maybe not if he has anythin' ta say about it.....that's one big chipmunk ya got...'n go get yer beer back....ya deserve it......ya just don't become 4 all the time....

Dewey Dewster here....

4:47 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's Joey and Tanner, wow Tanner, watt a cool barkday u loves ur squeerl...and lucky can any dog git...btw, goooo give lady K's mama some hugs...her iz really sad rite now, sumthing bout work...i telled them iffin anydog cood cheer her up, u doggies cood...

b safe,

4:59 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

The youghurt stuff looks realy yummy. We are glad that you have a great birthday.

You are 4! You are 4! You are 4!


Boy n Baby

6:10 PM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Yo Tanner, Happy Belated Birfday! Luv the babushka on ya - real doggly of you - you wear it well, haroo! Go Go Stillers, yay woo!!!!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-

6:11 PM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Nice pressie you have.
Love the way you eat your ice cream, enjoy it 'til the last lick, yummm!
Please read my message in the previous post too.

7:51 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hey Tanner,
The yoghurt looks so yummy.. I have never seen anything like it before.. and the color is so pretty!! Your aunt Patty is so cool..
Oh.. I wonder when Mr Chip Munk will 'splode..

8:35 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

Happy birthday!!! What great pressies!!! You sure are showing that stupid chipmonk who is boss!!!


8:46 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Happy Burpday, dude! I hope Joe let you have some beer. Tell him it will help you fall asleep--then maybe he will share.

wally t.

ps. This weekend--EAGLES and STEELERS!!! Ohmydog we're gonna have to talk so much trash!

3:32 AM  
Blogger Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

hi... happy barkday friend..
send you all our love

8:07 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Happy happy birthday and everyday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu Tanner! We're sorry we missed the party.

wags from the whippets

11:39 AM  
Blogger The Girl said...

Happy Tanner Two Days in a Row! I want your chipmunk. I don't care about the beer. LOL

Brown dog kisses,

7:18 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Happy Happy Birthday, Tanner Man!

So glad you were born, dude, and we're STINKIN' glad we get to be your buddies!

I have a feeling something is bout to 'splode over at the House of Stains!

Goober love,

7:39 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Sorry we are late on wishing you a happy barkday, Tanner! That chipmunk looks like a great toy to destroy!

9:50 PM  

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