Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

TANNER Good Day for Jackson and I am a PIMP

I just read that our friend JACKSON is out of that surgery and that it went well, WAHOOOOO! This is super fantastic news!!!! He is still in tents and care so KEEP ON SENDING GOOD VIBES!!!

I have this friend named Murphey and he is the BEST. He has a blog and on his blog he is allowed to say ALL THE HBO words he wants! I think that is sooo PAWESOME! I am not allowed because Mom said it is BAD, but no way Murphey RULES!

Well the other day he had this pic of some bozo named John Edwards who did some cheating stuff on his WIFE. I have a WIFE but I do NOT do that cheating stuff since I learned that Miss Dresses and extra girlfriends is NOT OK!! BUUUUTT I love this guy's look...

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He looks SO COOL!!! I want to look like that...


OMDOG I look like a total PIMP!!!

Joey said I look like a complete DOOFUS but he doesn't know about looking GOOOOOD!!!


OMDOG I HAD TO SAY THAT HBO WORD JUST FOR MURPHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND that is not really one HBO word it just means GIrl DOgs!!!!!

Tanner the PIMP is OUTTA HERE....

54 Stains:

Blogger Mack said...

You are pimptastic dude!

A natural!

12:36 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

OH, Huggy Bear had NOTHING on woo!


12:39 PM  
Blogger Bobo the Boston Terrier said...

You look cool dude. I hate wearing clothes. I should move to a nudist colony.

12:49 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Tanner you are the man.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said... da man Tanner!!!!

luv ya
Lola Smiles

2:12 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

T-man you are pimperific! bow-chicka-bow-wow!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

2:13 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Oh my god Tanner......look at you. My sissies are drooling here matie.


2:30 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

John Edwards doesn't have nothin' on one Tannerooski! You are seriously pimpin' there dude!
Ozzie & Rocky

2:41 PM  
Blogger Charlie Daniels said...

Smooth ... very smooth ... :-)



3:02 PM  
Blogger Puppy Dog Tales said...

me think you be cute!

sis say Real men wear Pink!

Puppy Licks

3:05 PM  
Blogger Petey said...

Tanner, you are one bad Mambajamba. Not sure what that means, but you are.

Your not-nearly-so-baaaaad ass (HBO word!) pal,


P.S. Hey, that medallion might come in handy for deflecting Lacie's teeth. Can I borrow it for my next date?

3:40 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

Lookin' Good...

Abby xxxooo

4:05 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

I think you captured the look. Specially with all your chest hair showing from the top of your shirt. Very manly-- in a man-dog way.


4:21 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Tanner: My muzzer wants to know if you have relatives in Sicily?


4:24 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

You are such a riot, Tanner! You kinda look cute in pink, ya know!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

4:35 PM  
Blogger Darcy said...

Tanner, you rule! Love that face, especially when you pant. Which beats wearing pants, especially if you're a dog.

Love your hair!

But try not emulate John Edwards too much, he's a douche. :-D


4:38 PM  
Blogger Darcy said...

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4:39 PM  
Blogger Darcy said...

Hey, that should NOT have published twice, I'll see if I can delete one.

And BTW, that video is to make your Mom laugh, but there are a few HBO words in it you should not hear. ;-)


4:40 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Tan Man!

You are pimpalicious, buddy! That next to the last photo is my all-time FAVE ridiculous photo of you... EVER!! I might just have to print it out & put it on our cold eatables box!

Now, just don't go treatin' the girlpups badly and you'll be okay. Nothing is worse than a girlpup scorned (so I hear).

Goober love,

4:45 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Wait a minute, I am confused. I thought that if you had lots of gals (like MJ and Baylee and Cookie and even that scary Paris) that if you only visited them one at a time your were OK.

Is the Mango Man in trouble?


4:58 PM  
Blogger BWTH Dog House said...

*jaw dropped off*
*holding jaw*
Im speechless........

slurpy licks,

5:16 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

i agree with are pimptastic....sometimes a hbo word is not too bad....just sometimes though...i am glad you dont have any of those miss are a good man tanner

5:44 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tanner! Dude! You look like you have a double chin in that last photo. Well, some of those pimp dudes are pretty substantial guys. the look works for you.


5:44 PM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

You cracked me up, Tanner. I laughed 'til my cheeks hurted.

5:53 PM  
Blogger Willie & Waylon said...

You do look totally pimpin'!

6:15 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
Good vibes for Jackson!
And you.... you.... you.... I am speechless!
Kisses and hugs

6:30 PM  
Blogger Sparky said...


We're prayin' for Jackson too, I'm so glad the surgery went okay! I hope he recovers quickly.

Tanner, I must say, out of ALL the dogs I have ever met, you have the goofiest, doofiest face I have EVER seen. And I say this in a good way, my friend!


6:51 PM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...


7:01 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

** laughing too hard to type **
Ok *regains composure*.. Tanner, you look totally ermmm.. handsome and cool.. seriously..

7:41 PM  
Blogger T-man said...

Tanner, you are the Lord of the Pimps!! You rule!!

7:46 PM  
Blogger Rudy said...

OK Tanner now you need a grill! And maybe a Playboy bunny like that old man on TV that lives with a bunch of them but I've never seen him wear PINK...


8:09 PM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Tanner, you needs to have yur mouth washed out wif soap - saying that HBO word - I can't blieve you said it on yur blog!!! Joey, I feel fur you there guy! Don't let Tanner go out wif you wearing that shirt or stay a long, long ways frum him like you don't know him!!!!!

Like the splish-splash video! Mommy was clapping her hands in tune wif the music.

Til next time,

da Cos

8:25 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

You are da pimp masta.

8:30 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

OK, Tanner, that was "Bill Worthy". I made Bill look because I was laughing so hard. The whippets were all sleeping, but now they want to know what's so funny.
I'll show them in the morning.
pats on your pimp-ly little head-
the Whippets' servant

8:40 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Hey doof - will you tell Joe I nominate Bobo for the Stain Award?
Thanks man,

8:55 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

You awe soooo much handsomew that that doode, plus you'we faithful to youw wife you wule!!
smoochie kisses

9:33 PM  
Blogger Cassidy said...

Oh Tanner, I don't even know what to say!

Cassidy x

3:04 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...


You've got "GUTS" - we have to say...

Queer eye for the Straight Pup needs to make you over....

What Lillie V must think ....


4:26 AM  
Blogger COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Tanner.. You are one cool pimp! It takes a real man to wear pink like you mean it.

6:06 AM  
Blogger The Puppies said...

Tanner you look like a pimp!! We love the gold chain... maybe Marshall could rock that look too and he would get all the ladies!! (but maybe not, since his girlfriend would probably get mad!!)
The Puppies

7:28 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

You are so much better looking than that Edwards guy, Tanner!

7:37 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Looking good, looking good. Pink is sooo your colour.

Simba x

7:49 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Yo, PIMP!!! You look sooo good in your pimp outfit & bling bling.

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

8:56 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hahaa Tanner, you are the cutest pimp EVER!
Love Clover xo

9:07 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

DUDE!!! You look FABULOUS!! I am running over to your friends site to look at ALL THOSE HBO WORDS!! OMG I am so excited...and then I am going to get a chain...........OMG Agatha has fainted to the floor when she saw that pic of you..IT WORKS Your Pal Arch

3:25 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

We think you look more cool than that guy.

Boy n Baby

9:19 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Tanner dude, the preppy pink polo with the popped colar does not work with the bling! BLU is laughing so hard she peed on the floor!

6:49 AM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Tanner!
You are such a ladies man. I swear when I saw your pics, I heard cheesy porn music in the background ... bomp chica bomp bomp! Perfect!
Murphy Dogg

6:55 AM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

Tanner, you are hilarious!!!

8:21 AM  
Blogger Aggie said...

OMD!!!!! I love your pink Pimp shirt. You I have this lady wooting!!!

Lots of sloppy kisses


1:58 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Tan-man, you have WAY more class than that guy does. Really. And you're better looking, according to my sisters.
Play bows,

11:59 AM  
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