Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Tanner WTF is going on here Day?!

So I think I have another MISTERY to solve ok? Like sometimes when you are in that bed and you go...

WOOOAHHUUUHHH and you say, I am like tirederest...

I am going to go to sleep, so I can have dreams about my wife, Lillie who is the CUTEREST ever and I miss her because she doesn't do blog posts anymore!!!!! OMDOG I MISS YOU LILLIE!!!

So I climb into that great sleeping bag that is like so comfy for sleeping. I sleep sleep sleep...then all of the sudden...

I wake up like WOAH OUCH and I am like WHERE AM I?!?!??!!!!

Then I say, OMDOG I am on that floor?!?!!!!! WTF DUDES?! Is this sleeping bag POSSESSED?!?!?! Is it really a magic flying carpet?!?!?!!!

Then sometimes, I swear I hear laughing from somewhere...What is HAPPENING?!?!!!

(Note from Mom, Tanner has gotten much better but he used to fall out of bed about once a week. He really is a special little dog.)

44 Stains:

Blogger Ike said...

I keep saying how special he is!

7:40 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Hi guys,
My mom and I want to thank you for your kind words during her recent miscarriage. Things are still tough but I am glad we have Tanner cheering us up all the time! He is really one special lil' pup.

8:04 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

No bunk beds for Tanner! What a doofus, but a sweet doofus, of course.


8:28 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's Joey and Tanner....hmmm Tanner, WTF dude, u furgot to sayyyy WHATTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!
and me readed it 2 likes to just napp too sumtimes...hmmm tanner, u think joey been kickin u outta bed when u asleep??

b safe,

9:01 PM  
Blogger Sparky said...


I must say, I did laugh when I read that you fell out of bed... But don't be too embarrassed, 'cause I've had my share of falling out of beds, too!

Happy Canada Day!


9:13 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said... are very very special Tan-Man!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

9:22 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

OMD Tanner! The mystery has been solved! We understand everything we know about you now! And you really are a special guy!
Ozzie & Rocky

9:33 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

I bet the aliens are coming to visit you and putting you back in the wrong place when they return you. You might want to get in touch with grammie she knows a lot about those aliens.

9:37 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

pssst....Tanner. Don't feel bad. Our girl sometimes still falls out of bed.

9:42 PM  
Blogger BWTH Dog House said...

hahahaha!!! I couldn't stop myself from laughing...sorry Tanner. You have to be glad that u are one special dog.

slurpy licks,

10:47 PM  
Blogger Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

You gotta be careful Tanner! I fell outta the bed once...onto the tile. Believe me, that hurt and I never did it again. You are lucky you have a sleeping bag to fall on! Hehehe!

If I were there, I would catch you!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

1:11 AM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh... I hope that don't hurt Tanner...
**(pee)s.. You dont think so dog pushed you down the bed do you?

~ Girl girl

1:26 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

It is a magic flying carpet for a special doggie. At least you have a soft landing.

Simba x

1:31 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

At least you have a nice cushy spot to fall on when you tumble out of bed, Tanner!
We miss Lillie too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:52 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

I think he is either sleep walking or sleep flying!!

4:56 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Oh Tanner maybe you and Luciano could be best buddies. He is the specialist of specials we ever met, too. AND you won't believe this, but he falls off the couch all the time! You guys were meant to be best friends!

wags from the whippets

5:08 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Oh Tanner...don't feel bad about falling out of bed. Muzzer does that when we all have to sleep together in a littler bed (like say, Queen sz) and there is not enough room for Dad, Teka, Me and Muzzer, and she just lets go of the mattress edge and we all roll over, and she falls out, 3 Daggers on the bed and the little one said......I'm crowded, roll over.

5:46 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Hmmmmm, that is quite the mystery. Maybe you should just start out on the floor.


5:47 AM  
Blogger Nanette said...

ohh don't feel bad. Stella was trying to get belly rubs the other night and fell right off the sofa. We laughed at her, too but then she finally got her belly rubs.

6:10 AM  
Blogger Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Falling off the bed is not fun, Tanner, but at least you have something soft to fall on. You are a very special little doggie!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

6:23 AM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

Now what's wrong with falling out of bed when you're properly cushioned??

6:26 AM  
Blogger Petey said...

Ah, Tanner, it appears you slept through Tanner Tuesday! But I'm happy to see your silly mug once more. We had a good laugh about you falling off the bed, though I must admit, more than once, Mommy has had to push me back from the edge (and her bed is really high! I need a boost because it's too high for me to jump up.)

Wear your helmut, little man!

Your pal,


7:08 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

I think somedog on the bed kicked you off it! Hehehehe... You really are special to ALL of us Tanner!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

8:05 AM  
Blogger Toffee said...

I have seen you on a few blogs and wanted to come by to say, hellllloooooo!

Happy early 4th to you both!

8:05 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Ahahahahaha! Special indeed.


ps. Joe--did you see Sophie called you her NUMBER ONE dude? That's a pretty big commitment from the flirtador!

9:37 AM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

Whoa! You better becareful little guy! I used to fall off the bed sometiems, too. Mom was sure it was giving me brain damage so now she tries to catch me. My brains are fune, but Mom's back isn't so good.

10:26 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

You twuly awe special...It's kind of cool to have a magic flying cawpet bed...ow did Joey push you off??
I'm so sowwy Lillie isn't posting anymowe, maybe since she's youw wife, she can come live wif you and post wif you..
good thing you have a little ummmm, padding , fow those sneep times
love and smoochie kisses

11:11 AM  
Blogger The Puppies said...

Don't feel bad Tanner! Opal still falls of the bed too! Although her landing doesn't appear to be too soft, because mom said it wakes her up sometimes. I just sleep through it usually!
xoxoxo maggie (of the puppies!)

11:53 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hi Tanner!
Listen to all these people & dogs telling you how special you are!
:) You are great!
That is a mistery how you ended up on the floor....weird!
Love Clover xo

12:04 PM  
Blogger Petra said...

Okay, that explains why you puke during the night sometimes, Tanner. You get sick from flying off the bed, like people get sick flying in planes sometimes.

12:05 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner & Joey, too...

I gotta tell you guys...I worry about my Mom when she reads your posts...

She laughs sooo hard...I think she's gonna pee her pants...

Abby xxxooo

12:57 PM  
Blogger Lenny said...

Hey Tanner, I think your brother should call me the Doofus now. I was trying to make a funny pun on "Boston Tea Party" when I said "Boston Terrier Party" but there were ZERO Boston terriers there. I meant there were Terriers attending a Party in Boston, but I sounded like a doofus. Maybe on my next vacation I can come visit you guys and have a REAL Boston Terrier Party, just not in Boston.

Your friend, Lenny

1:53 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Tanner, You fall out of bed when you sleeps? Wahahaha... Looks like you need to sleep in those baby bed to prevent falling out of bed ever again.



2:59 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Oh, special?

That so explains it -

Now I feel your pain Joe!

I've heard that a certain Sibe BF of mine has done that too -


6:46 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

I don't want to say this but Joey looks guilty in that picture!
Sure Tanner is special!
Kisses and hugs

7:51 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Poor Tanner. Reminds me of Arrow who falls off everything. Maybe on purpose.


8:01 PM  
Blogger MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hi Joey and Tanner,

The Mommy says you was having a Kodack moment. I ahve no idea what that means but you guys take such great pictures.

Love to pocture of the sky.


8:06 PM  
Blogger powder-puff said...

Hey Tanner

Ouch well the only possible explanation is that you just fell right? I mean its not possible that some dog might have pushed ya!

lots of love

8:12 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Tanner is more special than anyone can ever know. Anyone who brings me a billion zillion happy meals can do no wrong.

8:55 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

What? Your wife stopped blogging? That's is sooo sad! I finally got to meet my darling Dave!!! I was sooo happy!

I like your sleeping bag. It looks quite comfy!


11:34 PM  
Blogger Caz and Ludo the cool dude said...

Hi there my name is Ludo perhaps you were pushed in your sleep do you think that could have happened. Perhaps best to start on the floor and then you can't hurt yourself. Great blog if you fancy coming over and seeing mine its
i will come back and read more soon.
Ludo the cool dude

6:16 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee! Oh, TANNER!

5:43 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Well little dude.that is a mistery......I truly have to say that when it comes to special you and the Arch are one of a A+A

8:59 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...


You are special in so many ways!

Goob love,

10:55 AM  

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