Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

we are feeling better

We are feeling a little bit better around here, thanks to my fine detective skills. First of all, I keep getting tagged to show my belly, I DO NOT sleep on my back. Ever. At all. I cannot leave myself vulnerable like that. If you want to see Tanner's (fat) belly just scroll down a couple of entries.

Another order of business. I would love to read the blogs of everyone that reads mine, so if you have not got comments from me and you have a blog...please comment so mom can add you to my bloglines and we can keep up with your life!

Ok, now that we are done with that lets move on. I had decided that I need to cheer up the Doof, so I recalled that when Mom went to the feed store the other day I distinctly smelled bully sticks on her when she came home. I think I need to get out the detective coat and have a look around.


I looked around Mom's cook books, because that would be a smart place to put them. Maybe she is planning to make us some kind of bully casserole? But no luck...


While I am detecting...YEP, still smells like Tanner puke! GROSS!


This is where Mom keeps all our other treats, but I do not smell any bully sticks in here!!


I went to see what was keeping the Doof out of my hair for more than a minute and I found him in his little house.


He was eating that corn he loves when I noticed something...it seems as though Tanner is forging some sort of weapon out of the corn...


OMG he is making a corn shank! He must have learned that in the pound! I sure hope he doesn't plan to stab me with it?! Maybe he is a lot smarter than I give him credit for?!

I better find these bully sticks before he gets more sad or mad!


Can you find the bullysticks!!!! I dunno why Mom put them in there, probably so I wouldnt be able to smell them. That clever woman! (wally you see our wasabi in the drawer?)

So lets see if this made the doofus happy?


I think his eyes are going to pop out of his head!!


He is ecstatic.


Lets see how this bully stick is?


Always start with a tentative bite to be sure it is ok for your discerning palate...


Then DIG IN


ahhh BLISSSS

Since Boo reminded us, we wanted to edit to say that our Bully Sticks are not made by the guys who had to recall a buncha junk. those jerks.

38 Stains:

Blogger Boomer and his mom Carol said...

Oh my gosh Joey, you better watch your back! Tanner could take the corn shank and stab you with it, then break off the cob leaving that little pointy end bit in your back!

Don't turn your back in the shower and for goodness sakes, don't bend down to pick up the soap!

7:43 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Joey: Teka is disappointed that she has been replaced by a bully stick, but I don't blame you guys one little bit. Great detecting!

8:15 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

joey, you look so enjoyable with the bully stick. have you read the bully stick recall from butchy & snicker's blog? i hope those are not the same as yours.

wet wet licks

Boo

8:22 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh that corn shank looks scary... I'm glad you found it before anything happens


~ Girl girl

8:41 PM  
Blogger vix said...

What is in this bully stick you speak of??

YAY for Detective Stains! My favourite! But watch out for that corn shank -- even detectives still have to face danger!

8:51 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Hey Joey,
We love to read your blog all the time! You look very detective in your detective coat...and you did some good detecting too!
Licks'n'Sniffs,
China & Madie

8:51 PM  
Blogger Bruin said...

You are quite the detective Joey! You'll have to teach me some day!

9:06 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

Joe that's some good detectoring. i would never have thought to look in the fridge.

be careful of tanner. he didn't know why he was feeling sad, he might just get another unexplainable feeling that he has to kill ya!

love..
chiyo

10:01 PM  
Blogger Nugget said...

Yummmm... I haven't tried a Bully Stick yet. This diet has gone too far!

10:13 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

ahh yes food is the key to happiness. Food and killing stuffies. Speaking of which, thank you for the great gifts.

Simba xx

12:33 AM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Eeek, that corn shank is scawie! Good work detective Joey.

Licks
Oscar x

1:26 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

I love that "bliss" photo of you!
It's a good thing you discovered that corn shank! You need to dispose of it right away Detective Stains!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

2:39 AM  
Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Joey,
You are a very detailed detective! Phew..it was nice of you to look for that bully stick for Tanner. Man, why does Tanner still need to get into the crate when it's like almost torn down by him?
PS : Your fridge looks very well stocked. My Mom loves Japanese food and we have some Japanese stuff in ours too. Some farnie sweet Tofu skin to make with Sushi rice. Mom says she gonna make sushi one of these days. :)

2:45 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Excellent detective skills Sherlock Joe! A corn shank? Maybe you'd better be a little nicer to the Doof.

Your folks have the most bottles of hot sauce in their fridge we've ever seen!!! My Dad likes that stuff, but not as much as yours!

Lola

3:34 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh my look what he did to that corn. You did some good detecting to find those bully sticks in the fridge. Great job

3:57 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

That corn shank is pretty sinister and a little like something else that I can't quite place.
Ike

6:06 AM  
Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

hey Joey, you look just like Columbo in that coat......

one more thing......

and that corn weapon Tanner is making there sure looks pretty freaky to me.

Be careful, be very, very careful.

love and wary licks, Marvin, looking behind me already......aaaaaaargh!

6:23 AM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Oh lucky you. We are not sure why but we are not so fond of Bully STicks.

Love
Boy n Baby

7:16 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

those photos of you enjoying your bully stick are priceless!

7:28 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Joe...
You look quite handsome in your dectective coat! How did you figure out the bully sticks were in the fridge??? You are so smart!

That corn shank...what does Doofus think he is on prison break or something???

Enjoy the bully stick...they are one of my favority treats!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

8:06 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh my, you eat too much bully sticks you know... what if you become one one day? what cha gonna do then? LOL!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

8:08 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

How did you get the refrigerator door open?!?!?!?!?! I've been trying to do that for months!!!

8:11 AM  
Anonymous fig said...

AAAH! You weren't kidding about that corn!!! Not only is he a Doofus, he is a maniacal corn-shank producing madman! Your parents are still keeping him?! *shaking head* Corn should not be used for evil purposes.

8:13 AM  
Blogger Duke & Gidget said...

Those bully sticks sure look yummy.
It's good to see that Tanner is doing better now. We were starting to get worried about him.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Holly said...

Those bully sticks sure look good! We all got them once. ONCE! The human woman said it only took me 3 minutes to eat it, so it was a waste of money. She has a hard time finding anything for me to chew on that lasts more than 5-10 minutes.

Those corn things are quite interesting? What are they (other than possible weapons!)?

Holly

11:12 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

isnt it funny that food can make us so happy. so so happy. that makes me wanna bully stick..i am gonna send the old girl shopping..

12:10 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Don't let the Doofus watch re-runs of Oz on HBO!!!

Mmmmm. Bullies. I'm going to go remind the ma ape we haven't had any in awhile. I think they make me more manly.

wally.

12:59 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

I'd be nicer to Tanner if I were you, Joey! Maybe he's trying to be our weapons specialist in the Ao4 Troopers?
Why did your mom put your sticks in the magic cold box? Did she spread them with cheese or something?
Play bows,
Zim
PS: Do you have a friend named Stella at this address: http://www.blogger.com/profile/18203537618278185227? She said she wants to be in the Ao4 and that she's a friend of yours but we can't find her anywhere? What say you, Detective Stains?

1:04 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

What a great detective you are..it must be the terrier thing...but omg
that shiv looks positively lethal..and he looks so innocent..just goes to show you..can't go by looks alone..the bully stick looks yummy, I've never had one..but don't let it distract you so much that you let down your guard against Doofus. kisses from
your fellow detective, Asta

1:55 PM  
Blogger Jackson said...

What a good piece of detective work, Officer Stains! Love the detective coat. I think you should get a deerstalker hat like Sherlock Holmes. J x

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Pearly said...

A nice yummy bully stick... and that corn thing is funny.

5:03 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

A special note to Joe Stains: I feel exactly the same way regarding showing my belly. It is just not something I do.

5:31 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

Corn shank! LOL!

Great work finding the big prize!

6:20 PM  
Blogger Zach said...

Not to worry about the corn shank. If he comes at you just slice him with your nails!!!

8:11 PM  
Anonymous The Magnificent Two (aka Annie & Della) said...

Joey, we think you should be promoted to Detective Sargent Stains for your fine detective work.

7:49 AM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hola Joey! I have to learn something from you. Your detective skills are pretty good. I never know where my treats are. Be careful of Tanner, maybe he is not so Doofus.
Have a nice day!
Lorenza

10:11 AM  
Blogger BLU and Comet said...

You guys get all the cool stuff! Look at all that food in your fridge! Tanner's corn looks so yummy too. I wish my girl gut us some yummy things like that. Can I live with you?
Comet

ps. I hope you don't mind that we stole a couple of your pictures for our blog. We wanted everyone to see how lame our girl is compared to your people.

6:47 PM  
Blogger A&S said...

elementary, my dear watson!

7:07 PM  

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