TANNER TUESDAY IS SO LATE BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE JERKS AND MY BROTHER IS MEAN

WHATTSSUPPPPP! So like my parents didn't come right home after working today and look Joey just stayed in that window going, where are you jerky parents?



So like OMG we waited and waited and then they came home and said they went to something called a mooseeyum and looked at Art.

Who in the he&% is Art and why is he more important than us?! Well OMG since I so learned how to read I looked at Dad's boooks and he has a whole book about this dude named ART he must be really important.


I can barely open this book it weighs a million pounds.



I was like OMG I don't understnad who this Art guy is and then Joey said DOOFUS Art is not a guy its something you do to express yourself and I don't know if you know but Joey is a Stain Artist and that is how he got his name JOE STAINS.

So I read the book about Arts like pictures and it says that a lot of ART makers make drawings before they do the REAL art so they know how they want stuff to look and stuff.


OMG so I had the best Idea because I have Seen that Joey has a book and he draws in it because he is like so smart at art! I didn't know!!


This is his drawings book so this must be art he is about to make, lets look!!


OMG this looks like our couch and Joey has put a yellow stain right on the side where I like to sleep and look out the window! OMG!!! PEE ON MY SPOT!


and that is the TV where I watch the food TV with Mom because I am her best little friend and I follow her everywhere she goes even inside the shower and Joe said that is so stupid. BUt now it looks like there is POOP in front of my TV!?!!!


OMG WHAT IS THAT?! OMG! I Think that is ME inside of my LIttle House and that is one giant river of PEE ON MY HOUSE!!!

I sure Hope MOm and Dad Read all of this Tanenr Tuesday and never ever donate or give anymore monies to anything art because ARTISTS are MEAN!