Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Joey is a DRAMA QUEEN!!

omdog guys it is TAN TORKELSON friend to CATS and um all other animals. Except bees, man those things FREAK ME OUT! LOL

Anyway, you can see that Joey is a total FREAK OUT DOG and gets so emotional about EVERYTHING. I have to say that the Amsterdam place is NOT just cats all over attacking humans and stealing their foods.

I mean, just look what Mom found there...

Its a little wheeless wheely stuffy guy that looks like our WFT friends!! That dog there is probably sending wirey vibes to Snickers RIGHT NOW!

Also, look at this...

This place is a Taco place and you call them and say, HELLO I WOULD LIKE SOME TACOS PLEASE. so then they get on those scooters and BRING YOU THE TACOS!! TACO DELIVERY!? A place CANNOT be bad if it has Taco Delivery!!

Finally, Joey is madderest because MOm threw out the other green couch we had because SHE said that Joey and I totally ruined it. This made Joey VERY MAD because that is the couch he sat on to watch out the door and yell at those kids going to the school by our house. BUT look at this...

With the OTHER couch moved here under the window, we have a GREAT view. So it worked out FINE but Joey still pouted about losing that other stupid couch!!

Joey is a big baby and I want all my CAT friends to know that I like CATS, BUT not in my house, OK MOM!?

30 Stains:

Blogger Stella said...

Your Mom and Dad probably got rid of that couch because cats wouldn't like laying around in dog smell too much. And she put the new one in front of the windows because that is where cats love to sit and watch the passing parade.

Time will tell, won't it?


7:30 PM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

What a great view you both have of the outside world now!!! No cats in our house either. We don't mind being their blogger furiends but not in our castle, puhlease.

woos, the OP Pack

7:34 PM  
Blogger Asta said...


I have lots of cat fwiendses and I don't evew wnat to huwt theiw feelings..but I know We'll nevew have a cat in the house cause Daddi is soooo lewgic he would snuffocate.
That little foxy kid in the window was totally sending good vibes..I could tell..what a cutie..he should have come home wif youw pawents..I'm suwe Joey wouldn't have minded that him.
That sofa is in pwime position..I hope Joey stos pouting and stawts enjoying the view
smoochie kisses,ASTA

8:01 PM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...


Maybe woo khan list him on Khraig's List!

Or maybe Skhooter wants his twinnerer to help with the new pup pup puppy!


9:03 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
I hope Joey gets used to the new couch soon!
I can see it has been very well placed!
Kisses and hugs

9:17 PM  
Blogger Sally Ann and Andy said...

Joey will get used to the new furniture eventually, and as for us, we are an all dog household. No kitties here, but we love reading about them. Sometimes, we even visit our Nana's kitties, but we don't live with them.
Sally Ann

9:26 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

I'm sure my cats would tolerate you too, Tan.

11:14 PM  
Blogger Ziggy Stardust said...

I have some bloggy cat friends but I don't like them in my neighborhood, they creep me out. It looks like you have a nice view. I hope Joe doesn't get mad at you for what you said. Watch out just in case.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

11:41 PM  
Blogger Martha said...

Hi Tanner, we understand, we don't like new things either!
Once the new sofa is good and dog smelling Joey will be fine.
What a great view you have of the world.
We were a bit worried about seeing yet another wheeless wheelie - you need to be very careful of them!!!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

2:19 AM  
Blogger Duke said...

What a cute wheelie! Too bad he didn't come home with your mom! He's definitely better than a cat!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:05 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Joey is not a big baby and you are a doofus just like all little brothers. There, I said it. Joey, dude, hang in there and try not to look at those horrific photos.


4:26 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Dear Tan Torkelson:

We like the little wirey stuffie your mom got in Amsterdam, and are glad that she didn't try to bring back a CAT, because that might have made for problems with those "customs" folks.

But...we loooooove the new couch, and now your living room looks very serene!


6:52 AM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

We have a feeling that little doggie in the window doesn't leave nose art! We wish he'd snuck home in your pawrents' suitcase. He woulda looked good sitting on top of that perfectly placed sofa by the window (as if that woulda lasted.)

Enjoy the view. It looks pretty cushy to us!

Love you guys
Jake and Fergi xxoo

7:16 AM  
Blogger Pug(s) and Bugg said...

Um do you have a # for that Taco place? We figure they could probably drive those scooters to Indy right??? We're hungry.

8:25 AM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo like cats??? ar yoo shoor yoo dont want a cat roommate??? i will bet that trouble wood like to go visit yoo rite trouble??? no i am just kidding trouble duznt like to visit ennybuddy espeshly not dogs ha ha ok bye

8:35 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

I like kitties too! My Old Girl says I ruined her couch, but, luckily, she hasn't gotten a new one yet.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tee hee...maybe Joey can team up with Loki and they can go to Doggywood and make lots o bones being DRAMATIC!

Taco Delivery??? OM DOG! Heaven has answered some prayers...

12:36 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Mmmmmmmm.... tacos.

2:01 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

speaking from experience i think joey has the right to be peeved all youngeys should respect their elders, elders rule... sheesh tanner what am i gonna do i'm coming across all bossy just like joey now that my sis mollie has taken over the house...

4:12 PM  
Blogger wally said...


I'd like to order from the taco place. Me and Joe could probably cook up some good gas and smoke out the cats.

wally t.

5:41 PM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

Nice perch you've got there. Did mom go & throw out the other one just when you had it just the perfect way you wanted it, just cuz it looked funny? Humans...

Taco delivery in Amserdtam, eh? Man that place has everything! Hope there aren't any cat hairs in them when they arrive at your door....

Brutus the Frenchie

6:07 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Tanner...first of all, Joey is NOT a drama queen...I mean, the stoopid Bengals beat, or we sorta beat ourselves??

But, as for the sofa...we dogs hate change...and Joey is a bit older and obviously, your peeps moved his his sofa...

He'll get used to it....and it gives a whole new dimension if he pees on it or something...

As for those cats? Obviously, your peeps were missin' you guys horribly...and just had to give SOME ANIMAL some scritchies and crumbs and stuff...and the cats just happened to be in the right place at the right time...we were pretty shocked bout the plate lickin' incident, but chalked it up to them totally missin' ya...

I do volunteer to go with them the next time to Neverland...I am very good at lickin' plates...


6:33 PM  
Blogger Two French Bulldogs said...

You guys have a nice pad. Cool sofa to look out at the babes and to make sure no kitties are coming.
Benny (& Lily)

7:32 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tanner, You and Graham are so weird with all that cat loving business. Please give Joey a big kiss from me.


7:52 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

LOL.. I hope your kitty friends got your message Tanner!!

10:32 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Now you can look out of the window with more comfort! I think that is pretty cool!



10:42 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

You are always so the voice of reason, Tan.

9:42 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

WTF is right!!! Can't trust those humans, no way.

But we did love the photos of their honeymoon -- except for those C.A.T.S

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

3:02 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Just when you get a couch nice and smelling great and scratched up in all the right places...they get rid of it and you've got to start all over again. Maybe if Joey saw all the hard work that Mica has put in over the years "destroying" furniture, he might change his opinion about cats! Mine is just swell. AND he doesn't try to steal my toys

Your pal,


4:19 PM  
Blogger Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

That sofa is so in the right position to accomodate a cat. I think you are getting a cat. Cats like windows. And they hate stinky dog sofas..
your pal, Morgan

4:21 PM  

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