Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Tan Torkelson TEN MILLIONTH post!

Joey has like 900 posts or something so I am just going to DECLARE this is my 10 MILLIONTH post ok??? GOOD. So what am I going to TALK about???

Our friends Bodie and Doyle made us this SUPER pawesome logo for our 900th post!! THANKS GUYS! I need to make one for my TEN MILLIONTH too.

As a reward for all of our HARD blogging work, Mom got us these SUPER delicious treats that are baked in a place in our town. THat means its LOCAL! Lo-Cal so I should be able to eat about 30 of them RIGHT?! LOLOLOLOL

Ok one other thing I'd like to talk about on this VERY SPECIAL post is this stuff called CORN...

You guys know I love my Nylabone Corn and chew it LOTS. Well Mom must have been jealous and got her OWN corn and eated it like this with little corny holders and BUTTER. YUCK...I need to teach Mom the RIGHT way to eat corn...

OMDOG so much BETTER!!!

OK Guys I am exhausterated after that 10 millions posts!!! TAN TEN MILLION OUT!

44 Stains:

Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tanner! Congratulations dude. I never would have guessed in a million years that you had hit your 10 millionth.


P.S. Where's my Joey?

6:16 PM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Tanner,
Congrats on your 10 millionth post! And a belated congrats to Joey on his 900th! You guys are totally blogging masters of the universe.
Murphy Dogg

6:23 PM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

Hi Tanner!! 10 millions is alot (that is what Jordan tells me). Congrats. You are so much better than joey and you have so much more to say then him. At least you say nice things and aren't so grumpier.
Joey: I still likest you.

6:40 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Whoa Tan Man, are you sure you can count?

7:13 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

No Tan Torkelson, it only seems like ten million to those of us trying to keep up with your adventures.

gussie d

7:20 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
Congratulations! 10 million posts!!
Glad you show your mom the right way to eat a corn!
Kisses and hugs

7:23 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

I have to get my BT a corncob nylabone now! She's gonna love that!

7:29 PM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...


The heat soooooooooo khompromises your ability to khount!

Mom ALMOST bought some khorn on da khob fur her dinner...she got some skhwash instead!

Khongrats on #901!



8:19 PM  
Blogger Boo Casanova said...

for once, i'm proud of my brother dopey, he knows how to eat corn in a cob like the human does!

wet wet licks


8:35 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Corn chewing ten million Tan.

8:37 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

holy must have started posting beofre you were even go sure do knwo how to make that corn look yummy

9:25 PM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

Tanner you are too funnierest!

9:50 PM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow ten millyun posts!!! thats like wun post a day for almost a yeer!!! yoo hav amayzing stamina and fortitood!!! ok bye

10:44 PM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

Congrates on your ten millionth post Tanner.
That sure is very cool

~ Bae

2:09 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

dude! 10 million is nothing to reverse sneeze at!

4:48 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Gosh, it seems like just yesterday we were reading your 900th post...and now, 10,000,000! Wow!

Hey Joey, there's a real place called Duffus Castle near the wedding site! Seriously - maybe that's Scottish for Doufus! I think Tanner has found his Scottish roots.

Your pal,


5:27 AM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

Dude, your dewclaw must be TIRED from all of that typing!

Mom almost got that corn for Pupi and me, but said I'd be pooping bits of it for months because of my Jaws of Steel. What gives? I see people EAT their corn!!

ENjoy those tasty treats! I think you deserve one for every post you've written...

5:36 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

So many posts! You deserve a treat or two.

Simba and Jazzi xx

6:19 AM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Congrats on your 10 millionth post, Tanner!!!!

6:35 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

"Lo cal". Hee hee hee! You're on a roll, Tanner! (A Kaiser roll?) Hee hee hee!

7:35 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Tanner I appreciate your posts and left you an award on my blog!

8:21 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

Wow...10 million posts...That has to be a record...

Did you Mom start eating her corn that way after you showed her how??

Abby xxxooo

8:51 AM  
Blogger Nibbles Treats said...

You are a blogging fool! Think of how many calories you've burned blogging. Sounds like you deserve extra treats.

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

9:39 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

TAN! You are a blogging machine! 10 MILLION!? You must be exhausted.

Did you know my very mean Momma took corn out of my diet?! Isn't that rude?! Maybe I need to get a corn like yours.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oh dear lord, x rated pics again dearest Tanner!

but we love you!

Congrats on your huge amount of posts, you amaze me.


now Buck Up and stop doing the naked posing!

lotsaluv, Marvin (well not so much love I guess after seeing your freaking fotos!)

Congrats from across the big pond!

11:35 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

We loved you logo - clever design that suits you guys so well.
We have never tried to eat a corn on the cob but you made it look so tempting in your video we are going to try.
Of course we are impressed with your ten millionth post!!!!
At least you guys never exagerate...
Martha & Bailey xxx

12:16 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

It seems more like 10 million WORDS, Dorkelson, and not 10 million POSTS. You had better check this out with someone with some smarts, I think you may have erred.

Such a TOTAL loss!


12:54 PM  
Blogger Petra said...

Congrats on that 10 millionth post, Tanner, and here's to another 10 million. I LOVE them!

2:15 PM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

What a cool award that Bodie and Doyle made you guys!
Wow! Ten million posts is a lots of yacking, Tanner!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:53 PM  
Blogger Wired for Mackie said...

10 million...wowsey!!! You must spend all your time answering posts!!I need more sleep than that I guess! Congrats, pal!


4:51 PM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

wow, Tanner, that is quite the accomplishment, no wonder you are exhausted. Hey, where did you find that good-looking corn? Mom is dying for an ear or two of good local corn.

We hear it is pretty hot there, hope you are all finding ways to keep cool.

woos, the OP Pack

6:46 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Tan Towkelson
Congwatulations..WOW 10 million???
That is vewy impwessive..I guess you desewve those Lo Cal tweats..I think you could pwobably eat the whole bag if they'we so Local.
I love the badge you bof got..that is soopew cool
smoochie kisses

9:52 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

You must be pooped. 10 million is more than I can count. I just realized that our corn is gone!! I think I remember my bearded owner saying something about seeing plastic corn in Arrows poop and--- sorry to get so graphic. Nice logo.


12:16 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Good evening joey
Congratulations on 900 posts.
It is wonderful, and the time of joey is necessary for me for the topic and good times. :D

from loved ume tyan

5:07 AM  
Blogger B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

LOL!!!! Hehehe!!!! Hey we watcht Men In Black agen the uther day. The dog on thare reminds me ov yu. Daddy sor a pikcher ov a dog like yu the uther day an sed "Hey it's Joe Stains!" see, yor faymuss yu ar. THat's wat happens wen yu hav 10 millyun posts.


6:55 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Well, Tanner, you keep making those ten million posts in your head, bud. But warn us next time before you post an x-rated photo like that last one.

wally t.

ps. The peoples across the street just got a baby BT and my ma ape was oohing and aaahing over it. And I said the only good thing about that puppy is that some day he will be a grumpy old man like Joe. GO JOE!

7:17 AM  
Blogger Princess Patches said...

Congrats on your 10 millionth post...or 900th. They are both impressive!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

8:25 AM  
Blogger Astrid Keel said...

Congratulations Tanner on your very many posts!

2:09 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

OMD that is such an awesome picture!!! Congrats's to 10million more posts!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

2:43 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

Wow! 10 million? You're a very busy little guy!
Mom bought corn at the farmer's market yesterday and they had it for dinner last night. Every time Mom makes corn on the cob for dinner, she remembers she needs to buy some of those handle things. Trust me, if your Mom didn't use those handle things you'd have to listen to her whine about the corn being hot and lots of other complaining like my mom does.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

Congratulations on your bazillionth post! I really like your peeing logo too.


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