Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

OMDOG!!! VULCANOES!!!!!!!!!!!

OMDOG so like its ME Tan Torkelson again. You wonder where that Joe is? Well he is watching baseball and celebrating something about his POOP? I dunno, I don't always understand what he is doing because he is smarterest!! We will let HIM talk about that tomorrow OK?

ANYWAY that earthquake is over but then my good friend Beckett told me his MOM was a SIZE MOLOJIST and she said that sometimes Vulcanos ERUPT after one of those quakers. And then LOOK...

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(note from Joe: someone seriously needs to teach my Mom how to really use photoshop)

TOTALLY errupted in that TV room!!!!! and all of the sudden these strange CREATURES appeared...

Joey got THAT one!!

I got this one!?! STRANGE SEA CREATURES OMDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a GREAT BATTLE to save everyone from the EVIL sea creatures...


Joey TOTALLY killed his like right away...

Mine was WAY more fiercerest and OMDOG it almost GOT ME!!!

BEWARES of vulcanoes ok GUYS?! They shoot scary sea creatures at you!! Mom said we have to clean up the TV room now. Does the Bissell get out LAVA??????????????

Tan Torkelson Sea Creature Killer OUT

31 Stains:

Blogger Beckett said...

OMDOG I remember an episode of the X-Files JUST like that, except they totally didn't defeat the sea creatures as fast as you guys.



6:14 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow you guys are having quite the time of it...i am so glad you can outsmart them....and kill those sea creatures...i saw a sea creature last week at the beach and i had to tell it to not scare my mom...stupid creature...

6:27 PM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I have some of those khuz khompany khreatures!

PeeEssWoo: Mom says

6:51 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! I'm glad you were able to take a break from that baseball game long enough to save your family. I would expect nothing less from you. You sure looked like you were enjoying yourself.


7:42 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

since you two are so good at fighting bad things me thinks you could be superhero material... i am trying to join the x-men as doylverine, well i was until i found out cerise was a sissy colour...

8:10 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Interesting things happen in your house!
Kisses and hugs

8:43 PM  
Blogger Suzuki said...

OMDog! We will keep an eye out!
Big licks to you

9:17 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

OMD! Tannew
A battle to the deaf wif sea monstews, volcanos ewupting and eawfquakes..I think you'd bettew move somewhewe NYC
smoochie kisses
pee ess thank dog bof of you awe so bwave and fiewce

9:27 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's, me iz soo happy u puppers killed those creatures...the world iz a better place now..

b safe,

10:47 PM  
Blogger the TN Bull Terrors said...

omDog! Did they slime you????

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella

11:33 PM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Our floor looks like that too with toys everywhere. Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?? Maybe I should be more worried about vulcanoe monsters...


2:06 AM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

ONMdoG Tanner... that was scary and you and Joey are so brave to kill those nasty sea creatures..

(Umm so are those a new range of Cuz toys? We have not seen them before and they look very cool.. can't wait for them to be available in the shops here)..

2:59 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

congratulations Tan T! You are a brave killer of sea creatures. And your mom will need to have a Dyson to get the lava out. But not for a mother's day pressie, or your dad will be in trouble.


5:44 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Wowser. Earthquakes. Volcanoes. All that's missing are freakin' hurry canes -- but we do not wish them on anydog (or human).

How cool that your Dad gets to play with his drums in Las Vegas. Does he practice in the house? Could that have caused the earthquake?

Tanner -- you did heroic duty with those sea creatures!! And Joey, glad you could step in too!!

Jake and Just Harry

5:57 AM  
Blogger Charlie Daniels said...

Hey good one! I hadn't thought of those ones yet! ;-)



6:23 AM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

OMD you must be the braverest dog ever Tanner!

6:32 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Tanner, you are the braverest BT in the world! You totally slayed that sea creature!

Maybe if you could negotiate an earthquake over by your bag of kibble... you'd have to clean up all of that damage too!?!?

6:46 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

OMG I want some of those sea creatures. Maybe we will have a vulcanoes here.


7:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no! First an earthquake under your toybox and then a volcano erupting in your TV room? That is definitely scary! I'm glad you're okay.

See ya!

9:03 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Wow! Scary! Good job on these creatures!

10:04 AM  
Blogger Nibbles Treats said...

What the heck is going on in your house? You guys are like serious super heros now.

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

10:40 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

There is just never a dull moment in Stains-ville, is there?!
Tail wags,

11:43 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

you are getting all sorts of scary weather in your house! Stay safe.

Simba and Jazzi xx

11:58 AM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Maybe a flood will come along soon and wash away all that mess for you. Looks like you really put your foot DOWN on that nasty sea creature. Great work from both of you.

Play bows, the OP Pack

12:02 PM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

omdog is right... my girl dog Bell likes to make a big ol mess like that volcano action :)

12:53 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey & Tanner...

Earthquakes & Volcanoes in your house...

I think you should move...

Abby xxxooo

1:59 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

That vulcano looks sooooo scary! And it looked like it spitted out an eyeball too!

OMDog I just know you and Joey were so scared fighting those evil sea creatures!

5:12 PM  
Blogger Astrid Keel said...

You two are super-dogs! We haven't had volcanoes here... which is probably a good thing cause momster and I are skeered!

6:13 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

It's like the end of days at your place!

Joey! Save yourself!


7:19 PM  
Blogger vix said...

That pic of Joey and the green sea creature is AWESOME. Actually, both of them. The crazed look in the first, the accomplished look in the second... winners both!

2:40 AM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel dun tayking owt those see kreetchers!!! i dont suppoze yoo wud like to come help me with a littel macgyver problem wot i am having??? ok bye

4:55 PM  

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