Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, April 06, 2009

Lots of fun stuff!

I do NOT want to talk about the scores of the baseball games today. NOT AT ALL. So lets talk about some important stuff instead.

We got an award from Asta!!

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It says our blog is FABULOUS! Well, Thank you VERY much Asta!!! Do you know what else we got from Asta?? A postcard sized picture of the AMAZING painting her Mom did of Bogart for Lulu.

We thought we would put it in a frame and put it in the TV room.

Mom put it up high and Tanner said NOO...

He wanted it right at our level so we could see it and think of Bogie and Asta's Mom too, she did a GREAT job on the painting! Thanks for the card!

Ok what else do I have to cover today...

Oh yes, we got a PACKAGE! From Eric the Square Dog It has pawesome Red Nose Day stuff in it, including a WOOPIE cushion. OMDOG it makes the most amazing sounding farts and then we all fall down laughing!! BUT they do not smell nearly as good as mine!! There were treats in there and a GIANT RED NOSE GUY magnet! omdog we put it on the beer dispensing machine!!

I think Tanner is scared of it!! I think he believes its the DOT from his face that he sent off to IOWA! I wish we had metal above the snuggle ball because I would hang it there and keep his fat butt out of it!! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING ERIC! and ASTA!!!

24 Stains:

Blogger Teddy said...

Joey, I'm sure that toy could never achieve the fragrance of your seasoned farts. Maybe you should bottle the smell as Eau D'Joey. I can buy some for Mom for Mother's day ...what a GREAT idea!!


7:14 PM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

That's okay -

The Phillies lost Sunday night -

Wasn't that painting just the khoolest? We got our khard on Saturday!

Woo really need to get your mom to get woo some of the yummy bones! I don't eat raw BUT I do well with them! Mom was lukhky enough to find a tray at BJ's that was about seven of them - all khut into 1"-2" sekhtions!

PeeEssWoo: My mom is making the blakhk bean/khorn chili this week!

7:25 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow you guys had a good day hey...that red dot guy is sure a little scarey...i dont know what red dot day is though. I think you have a fabulous blog too joey...and tanner...some day i hope mine is as fabulous as yours...but we dont have a beer machine...darn..i guess we will never be quite as cool as the stain boys...dang..

7:58 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Congrats on the award guys... You are most deserving of it cos yours is one of the blogs we visit everyday and it never fails to make us laugh!!

9:01 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

G'day matie
Hey guess what, we got the card from Asta and her mummy too. Isn't it just pawesome.

Noah x

2:12 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

Your blog IS fabulous! We received our card the other day and were so pleased with it. Just beautiful! Love, Martha

3:33 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

That painting of Bogart and his dad was super amazing, huh?

Looks like you have finally created a Tanner force field.


4:52 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Hee hee, maybe you can put the whoopee cushion under the snuggle ball so Tanner will think it's the ghost of the dot, back to haunt him!

Hey, I just gave you a swell award! Come by and pick it up. (Also, I have a very important post today that I hope everydoggie reads!)

Your pal,


5:32 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! Maybe you could eat a whole bag of bison cookies and then have a farting competition with that whoopy cushion. Surely the whole bag would make you toot.


5:58 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

OMD we have a beer dispensing machine too!
Loves from pugs,
Rosie Marie

6:50 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Do you guys have your own answering machine down there, too? I wonder if mom would let me get my own phone line!
Play bows,

8:04 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

I am loving Petey's idea about putting the whoopy cushion under the Snuggle ball! hehehe

I know you don't want to talk about it Joe... but sorry about the Yanks :(

8:14 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Haha! That sounds like a great toy, but I can hardly believe that Tanner is afraid of it.

We got a card from Asta's mommy, too, and it's simply amazing! She's one talented lady.

Did you see that my Cubbies won last night?! (That's probably due to the influence of your dad and mom watching them at spring training.)

10:04 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

I got that cool postcard too! Thank dog I haven't got smell o vision.....

Wiry wags, Eric xx

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tanner is so little and so CUTE. Too bad he CAN'T be cloned.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That card is really cool, but we're feeling left out :( Nobody has our address so we didn't get a card. :(
We like that fartin cushion too bad it doesn't stink. That would be cool.

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

12:58 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

That farting cushion is great! We don't have one at our house; we have Lilly instead!

2:09 PM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

There's nothing I like to see more than a package of treats with a big beastly cocker spaniel on it.

"Made from real meat." YOU BET! If you are what you eat then I'm made from real meat!

How's that for poetry?!!!

2:13 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Nice prezzies, Joe! Think of how fun the whoopee cushion will be next time Grandma and Grandpa come to visit (or when you visit them!) A million laughs!

Have fun!


2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog is fabulous and so is that painting of Bogart and Klaus. It's truly amazing.

See ya!

2:44 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Lots of money for that CC and... hmmmm...
The postcard must be pawesome!
And your presents?? Wow!
Enjoy them!
Kisses and hugs

8:21 PM  
Blogger Duke said...

We got that very same postcard from Asta's mom! Isn't it just beautiful!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:36 AM  
Blogger The Black and Tans. said...

Hi Joe

Well done on receiving your award from Asta.

The postcard from Asta's Mummy is gorgeous.

Molly and Taffy

10:59 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Joey and Tanner
Sowwy I've been Awol..Mommi is busy, yadda, yadda, yaddda..I'm vewy tiwed of hew excooses. Anyway, I'm so glad you got the awawd and the cawd.!
I love the fwame you have it in. I look at my copy evewy day, and think of them.
Sowwy about those Da*& Yankees
smoochie kisses

10:20 PM  

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