Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, April 05, 2009

A House Divided...

Tomorrow is one of the most important days of the year. No, its not my birthday again, its the FIRST DAY of baseball season!!!!!

I got ready by looking through some old baseball cards with Dad. He has a BILLION cards and they aren't worth a dime, but they sure are fun to look at! I got my Yankees jersey on and was getting super excited. Then Tanner called me out to the living room...

He showed me his Dbacks collar and his new Dbacks blanket. DBACKS?!!?! What about the YANKEES?! The BEST team in baseball?!?!?! He said that Mom loves the Dbacks so he does too.

He is such a Mommy's boy!! We are watching some prediction shows, and I gotta tell ya Tanner, your Dbacks don't look so good. He said he doesn't care, he will make them better by cheering for them...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE A TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Its going to be a long baseball season...

35 Stains:

Blogger Stanislaw said...

Oh my. We wear different colors over here. I won't tell you which because you'll get mad and I'm scared of your angry face. Oh dear.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Pug(s) and Bugg said...

OH my doG is Tanner stoopid!!!! GO YANKEEEES!!! how YOU doin'!

2:13 PM  
Blogger Dewey Dewster said...

Aw, ya lost us with the baseball baseball fans in this house cause the Pirates need ta go back ta the high seas.....yep, they can't hit their way outta a wet bag....probably couldn't stop a ship ta board it either....

But just stopped by ta tell ya we're back home and we missed ya....that Buddy, the Boston terrier, up the street from us in Florida just wasn't cool at all.....all he wanted was belly rubs...

Dewey Dewster here......

2:58 PM  
Blogger JavaGirlBT said...

I'm putting on my Red Sox for tomorrow's home opener! We love baseball in my house too!

3:51 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

I'm confused. Totally.

Not wagging, Eric

4:08 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Master is so excited because he is hoping it will rain just enough so that he cannot work but not too much so that they cancel opening day.


P.S. When the beastie jack knifes like that the emergency broadcast system sends out earthquake alerts.

4:13 PM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

At least he didn't pick the Royals:) A cartoon on the editorial page of today's paper showed someone examining the chances of the KC Royals making the playoffs this year - they were using a microscope to read the answer.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

5:14 PM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I've got a Phillies thingie on my WolfPakhks khollar!

The Doggy Nanny got it fur me when she went to Khlearwater in February!

PeeEssWoo: Auntie Di has some boogieville bushes in her yard too!

5:19 PM  
Blogger Beckett said...

Woohoooo baseball is back! Go Red Sox! Woooohoooo!!!

Beckett Brador

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry guys, around here we do football, not much on baseball. DawgMom is a HOOOGE Redskins fan, DawgDaddy just puts up with her, since he doesn't care for football. We're anxious to see how yer season plays out.

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

6:19 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Oh Joey, Don't you worry. I have a feeling that Lacie will around to distract Tanner and maybe even get him out of your hair for a game or two so you can properly concentrate, and think about me during the commercials.


6:34 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's, we iz football here too...hmm joey, u better tell Tanner that touchdowns iz not in baseball..

b safe,

6:35 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

life with you guys must be so much fun!

6:53 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Dear Joey...well, you know we are St. Louis Cardinals Fans, but I gotta tell ya, the best thing that could happen to the Yankees OR the Cards is that Tan Torkelson roots for the D-Backs.


7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


See ya!

7:13 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow it seems like it is gonna be a long season for you dad only watched baseball when they had a team called the expos...and they had this big cool orange dog named yupeeeeee and mom dont know where they are now...and we dont wanna get dad talking so we arent asking

8:15 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Touchdown, huh? Maybe T-man isn't a total loss, but he is close!


8:58 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
A touchdown?? Tanner needs to learn a couple of things about baseball!
I can't believe the amount of cards your Dad has!
You know I am with you.... GO YANKEES!
Kisses and hugs

9:27 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

I think you wock in youw Yankees shiwt! I do admiwe Tannew's loyalty to youw Mom and his faith in a losing team.
Twy not to have too many fights ovew this..dawe I say, "it's only a ball game?"

btw. you got the dwinks answew wight. heheheh we know whewe you'we paying attention.
smoochie kisses..GO TEAMS!

10:05 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Gee... 2 brothers divided over their choice of baseball team!! It's gonna be hard but maybe you can agree to disagree about this?

10:31 PM  
Blogger TwoSpecialWires said...

Oh dear. We know about balls. Jake loves to chase 'em. But anything beyond that, we're just about clueless. Maybe you will teach us... Enjoy!

10:40 PM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

SOund like it'll be fun. :)

~ Bae

2:10 AM  
Blogger Suzuki said...

Big licks to you

4:51 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

oh my goodness I am so glad both of our parents like the same team

7:17 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Touchdown - he is a doofus!
Loves from pugs,
Rosie Marie

7:23 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

Hi Guys
Looks like things are going to get very interesting in your house!
We will watch out for flying popcorn........
Enjoy the season
Martha & Bailey xx

7:27 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

LOL I love that last pic of you Joe. REALLY trying to channel the happy place, so you don't go nuts on the Doofus!

Again, I hate to admit it... but he is totally cute in his Dbacks gear.

We're Yankees fans, too, by the way! Momma bought me a jersey once, but let's just say it was made for a more LEAN specimen than myself... hmph...

9:03 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh, TANNER! Ha woooo!
Who does Aunt Patty cheer for?

12:33 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

Hahahah--y'all are too funny! I like the Braves...and now the Rangers, too, since I live in Texas.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

We've been MIA but we are back!!! We will catch up next.......WE GOT RAINED OUT TODAY! geesh we have been waiting and waiting and waiting......... Tell the Doof that ARch doesn't understand why it is going to be a long season....Love A+A

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joey, are you the Godfather type? Your parents have so many hobbies. They must never get bored.

3:11 PM  
Blogger Mason Dixie said...

BOL, you two are two funny. I love the glare you gave him. =)

3:46 PM  
Blogger Duke said...

Wow! Look at all of those boxes of baseball cards! Maybe they'll bring you and your Yankees lots of luck, Joey!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

4:29 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Dbacks! Ha!

5:11 PM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow yoo guys ar reel sports fans!!! hay i like baysball too my favrit part is how the players cant yooze there hands and hav to bownse the baysball on there heds or dribbel it between there feet as they ar trying to kick it thru the wicket so that it noks down the pins on the other side so mutch fun!!! ok bye

5:32 PM  

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