Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Baseball? I don't know what you are talking about...

Clearly, someone forgot to tell the Yankees that the REAL baseball season has started. Lucky for me the Dbacks seem to have forgotten how to play also. Tanner is completely unbearable when he THINKS he is right.

To be sure he realized that I am still in control around here, I set in with a SEVERE TOXIC GAS ATTACK...

I aimed RIGHT at Tanner's face...look at that reaction!!

I think I totally scrambled what little brains he had!! I am outta here...

31 Stains:

Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's, oooo nooo Joey, iz u at it again??

b safe,

11:33 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

I'm thinking that FART club has really paid off. It's nice to have the confidence you need for a well-aimed and well-timed gas attack.

Tanner's reaction is hilAireous!

Goober love & pride,

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMDOG. What does you mom do to make you too so sleek (and gassy)? Must be your diets.

1:13 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

The farts'll get em everytime!!

4:37 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

hahahahaha good job joe.

4:41 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

What is it with farting? Must be a boy thing!
Martha & Bailey xx

5:49 AM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

It is probably Meeshka's fault!

The Phillies FINAlLY decided it wasn't spring training 2/3 of the way through Wednesday's game!

Happy Farting!


5:52 AM  
Blogger Frankie Girl, Maddie and Domino said...

Holly Gasser-Rooooo

Step aside Tanner!

Maddie the Chocolate Labbie

7:15 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

Pppppppppppppp Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

7:40 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

oh boy - if that dot comes back we know it is from Joey's toxic gas!!

8:37 AM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
I was thinking the same as you about the Yankees. Looks they think they are still in spring training! We need to send them a pee-mail!
Are you trying to kill Tanner??
Kisses and hugs

9:39 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee.

9:54 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hahaha that is a pawesome picture of Tanner's reaction!!
Love Clover xo

10:42 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey & Tanner...

I'm not gonna talk about baseball until the Yankees decide it's time to PLAY...What are they doing?????

Anyway...Be prepared...Those Twilight Books make your Mom ignor you big time...

Abby xxxooo

11:21 AM  
Blogger Deetz said...

That look of shock is totally priceless....
Happy Easter!

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know about the Yankees, but I'm afraid Tanner is definitely out of his league. You guys sure are good at keeping your toys in the toybox!

See ya!

1:44 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

I pawed through the dictionary and this is what I found about you guys:
in·cor·ri·gi·ble adj. 1. Incapable of being corrected or reformed. 2. Firmly rooted; ineradicable. 3. Difficult or impossible to control or manage.

I think this is the definition of Joe and Tanner.


2:10 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Nothing like a toxic gas attack to bring them to their knees. Good job!

2:41 PM  
Blogger Mason Dixie said...

How does your mom get those perfect pictures? please tell

3:07 PM  
Blogger Duke said...

haha - you showed Tanner a thing or two, Joey! We don't think he'll be bothering you again anytime soon!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:10 PM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

Tanner? Tanner? Are you all right? Tanner!

5:22 PM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Joey, you're the best!! Why don't they teach that stuff in puppy school? It would come in very useful.


8:11 PM  
Blogger Dewey Dewster said...


Poor Tanner....he always gets the hind end of it all doesn' he??????

Dewey Dewster here...

7:00 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Listen, boys, it's not too late to change your loyalty and come join me as we root for the CUBBIES!

This is our year, I tell ya!

7:17 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

I think my monitor melted from that gas attack. I hope Tanner's head doesn't fall off.


P.S. Momma thought smooshing Pee-Wee into the agilities box was pretty funny. SQUEEEE!

9:23 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

R.I.P. Doofus

Gassed to death by one Joseph Stains.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Murphy Dogg said...

Excellent job! You're doing Fart Club proud, my flatulent friend.
Murphy Dogg

10:12 AM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

Joey - the king of farts! Love it!!

11:46 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Well if your gas attacks are anything like my sissie Tess' then now wonder Tanner looks like that. They are deadly!!!!!


2:26 PM  
Blogger Stanislaw said...

I have no idea how you dudes are able to make those facial expressions. I mean seriously. How many hours a day do you practice?

3:05 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Way to go!

And maybe you need to phart on the Phillies who apparently have forgotten that even though they won last year they still have to play this year.

wally t.

5:59 PM  

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