Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, April 24, 2008

McDonalds MANIA!!!

So Tanner offered to bring anydog some McDonalds and boy did you dogs respond! I haven't seen Tanner all day but then he showed up with Mom's camera and it was loaded with photos!!

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He had the biggest bag of McDonalds I have ever seen! He visited every dog and brought them what they ordered!

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Amber wanted just a plain burger, when Tanner showed up she was sleeping so he just dropped it off.

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Pearl and Opal wanted THREE Big Macs and three Fries. I sure hope they don't get a belly ache!

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Asta got her Big Mac and fries and boy did she look happy about it!

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Ike thought he would just take a burger, he seemed a little bummed, probably because he forgot to order fries too.

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Penny asked for some Chicken McNuggets, but Tanner remembered to get enough for Lola and Sherman too.

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Katie wanted breakfast but unfortunately Tanner got up too late, I hope the burger is ok??

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Moco asked for 50 Happy Meals, we sure do apologize but Tanner just couldn't carry that many!

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Penny and Poppy are new friends of ours, but Tanner managed to find their house and drop off some grub for them too!

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Princess Snowball had a burger and fries, I figured the food might not be good enough for a princess, but she sure looks happy!!

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Stan wanted a double cheese burger and a lot of fries delivered by 11am. This confused the Doofus and he didn't know if he wanted 11 burgers and fries by 9 or 11 fries and 2 burgers by Stan just got what Tanner brought him. Stella was kissing up hoping to share!

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Mr T-Bone Beasley lives right by us and we just nominated him for the Awesome Blog of the month. Check him out if you haven't yet!

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Rocky was so excited he met us outside to get his food!

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Simba asked for a Coke too but Tanner spilled it somewhere over Kansas. Sorry to the Army of Four if any got on you!

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Boy and Baby didn't say what they wanted but Tanner got them a Happy Meal so their cute human sister can have the toys. Tanner sure does think better when he has that silly cape on.

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Clover didn't say what she wanted either, but she is still pretty young so a Happy Meal works for her too!

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Huskee asked for 3495987 chicken nuggets, he also couldn't wait and met Tanner outside. I think McDonalds stock must be up today with all the food Tanner got.

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Deefor wanted some burgers. Tanner made sure Arrow was off eating a shoe at the time so Deefor could eat in peace.

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Gus decided he wanted Sonic instead of McDonalds. If you don't know what Sonic is, it is like an old style car-hop drive up place. You might wonder why Gus is apparently sleeping, well this was his THIRD meal from Sonic. Since Gus lives right down the street the Doofus was able to deliver his meals separate and could bring a LOT more, including the slushy drink!

Finally, Tanner had to make a special trip to get Agatha and Archie's meal.
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They wanted: 2 Big Macs,2 GIANT fries, 2 vanilla ice creams in cone, 2 cheesebergers,2 chicken mcnuggets,1 salad(for Aggie)and a fish sandwich for Archie.

Wow Tanner was busy. Since he took the time to visit all of you dogs and bring some food, what we want YOU to do is find one doggy in our post that you haven't visited and go say HI!!!

Now I have to go figure out how Tanner paid for all of this food....

46 Stains:

Blogger Stanley said...

Whoa, Joe. I hope you get a cut of whatever commission the Doofus is getting. He was here & gone in a flash, and I didn't even get a chance to give him his tip. Here it is: "If you ever drop your cuz in a river of molten lava, just let it go, cuz man, it's gone!"

Pass that tip on to Tanner for me and give him a big juicy goober smooch for the food.

Goober love,

9:28 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Pee Ess

Good idea, by the way, suggesting we go see a new dog. Very cool.

Goob love,

9:28 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Who knew Tannew was such a fabulous supew-delivewew...Thank you Tannew..Yummmm!!! I loved my buwgew and fwies..and gweat photogwaphs too!!!
I hope you make this a weguulaw delivewy..can we sign up..this would help keep Tannew busy and out of youw way Joey
smoochie kisses

9:34 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

wooofies Joey and Tanner, fank u sooo much fur my burger n fries...dat wuz just watt me needed...loved all the picturs...and how did u guess thats watt i wuz thinkin, i needed to go visit sum of dose doggys i hasnt meeted b4...

b safe,

10:06 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

I didn't think he was serious otherwise I would have asked for something...but you know, that probably wouldn't have been a good idea. Eating micky d's is not conducive to keeping a girlish figure!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

P(ee)S...gonna go make some new friends right now!!!

11:05 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey Tanner must have been very busy flying everywhere to get those orders out.
Lucky for him we didn't order any maccas he would have run out of puff flying all the way down here.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

11:36 PM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

Thank you so much Super Tanner, you are my hero. Shame about the coke. I hope this is going to be a weekly delivery.

Simba x

1:00 AM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Tanner sure is pawsome to bring all those yummy McD to all the doggies who ordered. :)

~ Girl girl

1:49 AM  
Blogger Myeo said...

Thank you for the happy meals.. it made us real Happy :P

We really think Tanner didnt have to pay for the meals. Probably it is some arrangement w McD.. He will be the mascot of McD and they going to do away with the Ronald guy..maybe

Boy n Baby

2:05 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

Holy Moley - look at all those smiling doggie faces about to sink their teeth into those medium rare burgers and hot fries with just a wee bit of salt and some ketchup! We're drooling bigtime here!
Hey Joey, I guess you got the whole day to yourself while Tanner was dropping off his deliveries!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

2:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank Tanner for mees those Big Macs and fwies were sews good, reason wees ordered 3 of everything was Nanny was a wittle hungry, could we haves the same order next week pwease.
Tanner is the Man
Hugs, bellyrubs, smoochies
Pearl, Opal & Nanny

3:15 AM  
Blogger BenTheRotti said...

Dagnabbit!! I missed a Mcdonalds!!

that sucks, because Mum will NEVER let me have one so this was my one and only chance!

Having a sick Mum has become a drag!.. think it's time i ditched her and upgraded!


Ben xxxx

4:55 AM  
Blogger Deefor said...

A big woofie thanks to Tanner. What a super doggie he is! Those burgers were delish. Why do they call it junk food? Kibble tastes like junk!


5:19 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Oh your mom is not gonna be happy when she sees her credit card bill!

I will go make some new friends right now!


5:21 AM  
Blogger 2shibas said...

Crap, we forgot to place an order.

Wiley & Fievel

5:42 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Tanner is so generous! Those nuggets were deeeeelicious!


6:16 AM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

That Tanner has been one busy guy. Hope he managed to get something for himself too!

6:40 AM  
Blogger Princess Patches said...

Tanner, thank you soooo much for the Big Macs! We had to hurry and scarf them down before Mom found out! She has Big Mac attacks quite often. We're going to visit Deefor..we think that is the only doggie we haven't visited before. Thanks again!

Poppy & Penny

7:44 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

The weather man said we got hail, but it looked more like crushed ice to me. This explains a LOT! AND that sticky spot on the driveway. Hee hee hee!

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! That's alot of food!

I'm gonna bring you guys some Steak-N-Shake! They have the bestest food EVER! The Mom always brings me a steakburger from there. STEAKBURGERS RULE!

9:03 AM  
Blogger wally said...

You guys should get some sort of endorsement contract from McDs, eh? I wanna know what bank he robbed to pay for the grub. Or did Tanner get his tax refund?


9:09 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Burrrrrrrrpppp..oopps excuse us....Tanner YOU ROCK!!!!And you and Archie just get along so famously...almost as if you were brothers......hhmmmmm...... Love A+A

10:05 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

I AM SO MAD! It was my mom's birthday so she took the day off work and wasn't on her computer and so I missed out on the best opportunity in the world! But it was sure fun reading about all the stops that Super Tanner made. He must be lightning quick.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Oh great. Now I'm hungry. Did you think Tanner would be willing to make another round?


10:33 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

Super Heroes don't have to pay for food. They get everything for free. Thanks for all the Happy Meals. I have to keep this round shape. peeS: I gave some to Foley, Dawson, Edgar and Clara. Boy, does Dawson have gas now.

11:06 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh man...i am so mad i didnt get any mcd's but dumb mom said it would not be able to get over the border with that huge bag anyhow...i dont know..didnt you get to sofie...humans sucks some times...i love your super dog suit are so stylin

12:06 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Holy Moly we should have asked for something. :) I think maybe we can have our aunt Moco send us some happy meals though since she got so many.

12:18 PM  
Blogger Katie said...


Thanks for the burger. It was so totally unexpected. Boy, was I surprised when you showed up with the burger!!. Thanks.

Big fat kiss to you.

We went and met a couple new dogs in payment. A great way to meet new pals!

12:21 PM  
Blogger Harry said...

Phew, that's a LOT of Maccy D's! I feel rather peckish now after seeing all that!

Toodle pip
Harry x

1:56 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

That is quite an impressive delivery run! Maybe next time you can put me on your route.


1:58 PM  
Blogger Lizzy said...

Where's my burger?! *drools on keyboard*


1:59 PM  
Blogger Johann The Dog said...

Oh, my I smelled something coming from the 'puter and it led me here! What a spread!

Hope you have a great weekend!

4:04 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
since my mom does not let me have burgers or fries I did not place an order! But sure all our friends were happy getting theirs!
What did you do while Tanner was delivering??
Kisses and hugs

5:52 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

That burger was awesome.

7:16 PM  
Blogger Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...


Thanks for those fries man!!! Those things were sooooooooo good. Scooter and Satan tried to take them, but I gave them a good bark and they flew off the bed...I got a hiss of course but owell!

Hey, could you fly back this way and help me get down from the bed...I seem to be stuck! I can't wait to go and meet a new friend!!!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley

1:05 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...


2:43 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Joey, what did Doofus do with my order? Was it so big that he fell out of the sky?

And, yes, I agree that there needs to be a place to send all the pee-wee doofus dogs once in a while to give us guys a break.

2:44 AM  
Blogger Jen and Suki said...

Dang, Joe and Tanner! Mom has been asleep on the job so I missed out on all the McDonaldy-goodness. I'm STARVING looking at all that food. Lucky.

9:22 AM  
Blogger Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

That was pawsome of Tanner. How many burgers and fries did he eat while he was dropping off the deliveries?? I bet he scoffed quite a few! Hehehe! J x

4:02 AM  
Blogger Deanna said...

SuperTanner is awesome!

6:36 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Holy Smoly! you deliver pizza?

love & licks

8:50 PM  
Blogger Koobuss said...

What a remarkable feat!! Tanner should indeed be proud. That was a lot of hard work.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

9:06 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

WHOA that's a lot of McDonalds. I'm sorry I missed all the fun, but I swear I can smell it through the computer.

Frenchie Snorts

1:58 PM  
Blogger andrahyb said...

Aww!!! We've missed it!!!

Wail!!! Can we still order?
Least a tiny 'Hot Fudge' Ice Cream (without Hot Fudge) please!!!

Love Licks,
Rudolf & Goofy

9:12 PM  
Blogger Misadventures of Widowhood said...


[That's little Levi saying he loves the photos!]

Levi's mom

8:31 AM  
Blogger Amici said...

Joe, how many states or towns/cities did you go to? I hope you got a nice tip, money towards gas, or at least some fresh water at each stop.

You seemed like you got everyone that was in need. You even thought of the Army of Four when you spilled that drink.

Hope you have some down time for yourself soon. :)

5:09 PM  

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