Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Tanner Tuesday from the NEW HOUSE

SO like we totally MOVED to a new house. It is still in Arizona, but closer to my Gram and Gramps who give us a billion treats.

SOme dogs were like OMDOG you have just rocks that is so crazy. BUT in that back of the house we have grasses!!

LOTS AND LOTS of grasses!!!

The kitchen has STAINLESS steel apparatuses. That means that JOEY cannot use them because he is Joe Stains.

This is what we see out in front of our house. It is NICE and quiet not a busy street like where we used to live!!

This is the room for TV watching.

There is a window for watching EVERYTHING on the street!!

There is even a house for our truck!! It gets to live inside now too!!

There is a door like this that can be open but we cannot get out. This is GREAT for watching the street and protecting our house!!

This is a room where the humans eat and Mom keeps her cooking books.

This is our bed that we let Mom and Dad sleeps in. LOL. Mom got that crazy new bed stuff and its BRIGHT!

This is the room where Joey and I live all day while Mom and Dad are at work. I do not have to be in my little house! I get to be in that room and the kitchen with Joey and we get to watch that TV and I get to talk to him ALL DAY LONG. It is so great.


This is a beer bottle that hangs from the sky in the truck's house. The bottle tells Mom to STOP so she doesn't crash into stuff and break our house!!

I hope you liked my house touring and there will be more and also I have to tell you about Mother's Day because it was the besterest.

Tan Torkelson House Tour Specialatist OUT

35 Stains:

Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

That is a great house...

It's so nice that you don't have to go in your little house when your Mom & Dad go to work...

I bet Joey really likes talking all day long...

Abby xxxooo

7:04 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

How furry khool!

It looks furry pawesome!

If only it wasn't a zillion degrees there!

Thanks fur sharing - I've pawed it along to Khousin Abby so she knows to look fur woo elsewhere in The Blast Furnace!


7:06 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tanner, That was an awesome tour, but there could have been a few more pics of your handsome brother.


7:08 PM  
Blogger pam said...

Hey Tanner that was a great tour. But all our mommy can talk about is that orange bikey sicle in yer truck's house. Can you send that to her so she'll stop with the want want want?


Bobo and Meja

7:25 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

What a grand big open house. Our little house, well, is very little.
It looks there is lots of place to run around from to room.
Sally Ann

7:39 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
Your new house is pawesome!
Lots of grass and a place for the truck too!
Thanks for the tour!
Kisses and hugs

8:11 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

What a great Doofus House Tour, I have never thought of doing a house tour from the point of the family petz. I too love the orange bike. . .is it your Mom's? Does she ride it ever? If not, she has a buyer in Minniesnowda!


8:21 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Uhhhh, one more thing, Tanner. Do you think Joey will actually talk to you All Day Long? I send you good luck wishes on that one. Will your Grandma and Grandpa come and visit you while your Mom and Dad are at work?

All exciting stuff, all new and a very nice new home.

Best wishes,

Stella and Ali Z

8:30 PM  
Blogger Ozzie and Rocky said...

Your new house looks terrific! We are so glad you are back. Even though our mom is terriblest at keeping our blog we make her read yours to us:)
Ozzie & Rocky

8:45 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

woof hoo guys that new house of yours is way cool... we noted your day room has a stain proof floor how very practical, my momma laughed hard, and i mean hard when she saw the floating beer bottle stoppy device...oh and the grassy poo field is so deserving of a home run... and that loud beddy cover is farout... and the door that allows smellyvision... and... and...
arf arf arf

8:45 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Thanks for the tour. That looks like a grrreat place to live. I don't care about grass. I like all the sand in your front yard. You have your own doggy park! And your own barking zone.


p.s. Arrow says "stainless" means Joey CAN pee on it. He should know.

9:28 PM  
Blogger The Two Country Poodles said...

Thank you for the wonderful tour of your new house!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

10:05 PM  
Blogger Toby said...

Hi Tanner!!!

What an awesome new house!!! There's even non-carpet floors for making lots of super stains!! Well, Joey will be doing that while you make fun of him!!!


11:02 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Joe, what are you gonna do now that you have to spend the whole day with Tan Torkelfus?
Nice house, dudes!

11:34 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

We love your new house! It's just beautiful! That is one cool bedspread! You guys will look great sleeping on it!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

2:20 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

You are a super tour guide. Yuh, we have a tennis ball in our garage so momma doesn't drive through it. Your yard looks great. Plenty of room for action. And of course that view is fantastic.

What a relief that is over. I hope you were able to locate all your favorite toys immediately.


3:02 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

We love your new place Tanner! And thanks for the great tour!

4:50 AM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

Love the new pad, guys! That back yard will be pawesome to tear around in! How nice you have your own room now too. Love the giant beer-bottle-hanging-off-the-ceiling to keep your mom from crashing the truck into the house. Who wants a tennis ball on a string to tell you that when something so interesting is available? BTW we got your new address AND there is a "western" Flat Brutus starting soon - so your wait will be much shorter!!

Brutus the Frenchie

5:26 AM  
Blogger Pearl said...

Tanner! Your new house is the coolest!

Momma is all jealous that there is a big room with TILE floor that you guys can stay in all day. Something about how I pee on our carpet when she's gone. WHATEVER.

Ummm... I have a feeling that Joey might have some thoughts on you being able to talk to him ALL DAY LONG....

Great tour, Tanner!!!!!


6:29 AM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter(sometimes Jamie) said...

hayhayhay! twinnererer!!!! whaaassssuuuppppp??? ok anok so u has a reelee nicerest howse!! an u duz gitses tu stay owt wif joeee allll daz!?!?! coool acuz u kin sez hay joe, hay joe , hay joe alll daz long!
mom duz sez she duz likeses ur howse lotses!
ok anok godda go

7:10 AM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo for the grand toor!!! wow joey must be thrilld to hav yoo for company tawking to him all day long and keeping him frum gitting bored!!! ok bye

7:38 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

1. I like your house a lot--especially the backyard!!!
2. That beer bottle is a smart idea. Old Girl should take note.
3. You are out of your house???!!! Awesomeness. Does Joe love your long, deep, endless conversations? BOL!!!

7:42 AM  
Blogger ♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Hi Tanner, thanks for the house tour. It is a great house. We love the door - nothing like a door that opens to the world, but still keeps us safe. And that's a cool yard, lots of room for doing zoomies with Joey.

Welcome to the new place.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

8:38 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Welcome back, you guys! We've missed you!
Your new house looks GREAT. That front door looks perfect for sentry duty - I'll bet you can see everything that's going on! Very cool!
Play bows,

9:12 AM  
Blogger Helena said...

I hope you settle in soon, Joe, and love your new digs!

Helena (Bob T Bear's Mum)

12:52 PM  
Blogger The Boston Lady said...

Well Tanner, I loved your post even though I couldn't see it until Wednesday. You and Joey are lucky, lucky dogs to have that great front door to stand guard at. I think Mom picked out an awesome bed ensemble for you and Joe to enjoy. Believe me, Panda and Sadie surely enjoy "their" king bed here in Orlando!

Glad you are settled in and it's good to have your updates back on my list!

6:00 PM  
Blogger Life With Dogs said...

Great to see you back! You must be seriously psyched about your new house. When is the party? :)

10:05 PM  
Blogger Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Guys, the new house looks great. Thanks for showing us round. You guys have everything you need there and plenty of grass out back for you to...........well ruin!
Sorry our mum wrote that - she is a little touchy about grass damage!
We like that you can see out the window and loved the trees out front.
Looked like you were on holiday!
The beer bottle hanging in the garage made our mum laugh and she will show it to our Dad who may wish to copy the idea.
Good luck in your new house.
Martha and Bailey xxx
you absent basset friends!

12:31 AM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00fs, omd, what a super lookin house, anddd u got a room of ur house is to little fur me to git my own room..

b safe,

9:20 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

What a tewwific house toow
so many good places to welax and watch the stweet and pwotect the house and sneep and watch TVand wun awound the yawd and be close to youw Gwammpawents who give youtweats. Sounds like the pawfect house to me
smoochie kisses

9:27 PM  
Blogger Teddy said...

Tanner, that was a great house tour!! I bet you're really excited to have a brand new place to live. Your truck must be happy having its own room too.

9:40 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

Dudes!!! Love the new house!

5:55 PM  
Blogger Koobuss said...

Congratulations on your new home! It's beautiful. We wish you lots of luck and happiness there.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,


12:31 PM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

love the beer bottle :)

1:55 PM  
Blogger Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

Hey - that looks like a pretty cool new house! I guess it was worth all the stress!
your pals, Morgan & Maisie

11:54 PM  

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