Dude I am getting a Dell??
So all these Dell boxes showed up at my house. I was like, Dude, am I getting a Dell???? Mom said NO we are moving.
MOVING?! Mom said we are going to a newer house closer to my Gram and Gramp's house! Well, that sounds pretty darn cool to me!! What really sucks is all this PACKING and MOVING crap around. It makes me VERY angry. When I am angry, I poop on the floor. So Mom and Dad are kinda mad at me because I have done it like 15 times in the last couple of weeks. My name is Joe Stains, what do these people want?!
So if we are not around a lot in the next couple of weeks it is because the humans are either packing or cleaning up poop.