Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Stain AWARD! Rattling brain!

WHATSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP guys! It is Tanner TUesday again already. I'd like to say FIRST that our friend Ike nominated our other friend Huskee to receive the STAIN AWARD!!! I went to see his blog and this is what Huskee said!!!

"I peed a HUGE puddle on the big bed at 11pm and the hoomans had to wash the bedsheet and mattress protector in the middle of the night. They also had no mattress to sleep on that night as we had to air the wet patch. *whew.. it sure feels so much better after I have confessed*..."

OMDOG you TOTALLY deserve the stain award for THAT!? GOOD JOB!??!!!!!!!!! Please accept this award from both JOEY and ME!

stain award

So yesterday we went to that skating party and had SO MUCH FUN. I fell a LOT like a million billion zillion times. I got home and said to Joey, Hey Buds, Hey Buds, Hey Buds...

I think my brain is loose...

If I shake my head REAL FAST LIKE THIS...




I thinks I hear my brain rattling??!?! he said, "then don't do that". OMDOG he is so freakin SMART! Seriously, what would I do without that dude!!!




Could you see me???




OMDOG our yard is like a JUNGLE! We are cutting it tonight because tomorrow our Aunt Michelle and her three human pups get here!!!!!!!!!! We are SO excitered! OMDOG!! We will TRY to do some updating and visiting of blogs, I promise!!!! Joey said if something happens and we need to send good doggy vibes to someone, leave us a comment PLEASE!!!!!!!

39 Stains:

Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

Hi Tanner! Hi Joey! You are so lucky your Auntie is coming!!! WITH hooman pups!! You are going to have SO MUCH FUN> I'm so glad that your mom and dad are getting marriedest JUST LIKE US!!! Isn't that just COOL??????Well, WHAT'S UP???????????CHECK MY BLOG. Finally the evil mom let me update....LOVE YA!!!!
Lillie

6:02 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Tanner, what will you ever do without Joey... He is so smart!

We hope you will have lots of fun with your aunt and the hooman pups.

Love
Boy n Baby

6:13 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Joe is so wise Tanner..you are very lucky. Have fun with your hooman pup cousins!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

6:50 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

You would really screw up your brain if you didn't have Joey.
Ike

7:00 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

THANK YOU giys for the award! At least for me, one nice thing came out of that ordeal.. Hehehe...

Have fun with the hooman pups! I am sure they will accidentally drop you some food!

7:01 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh human pups are so much fun. You guys have a blast. Try to update us if you can and let us know how the wedding and everything goes.

7:13 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey and Tanner!
Have fun with your auntie and your cousins!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

7:16 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Joey is really helpful. You are lucky pup to have a smart big brother there with you.

I hope you have fun with your aunt and her 3 hooman pup. Take more pics to show us ok?

Luv
Snowball

7:19 PM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Lucy's brain was already loose so she isn't feeling any ill effects from the skating pawty. It was fun though.
Have fun with your visitors.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

7:31 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Congrats to Huskee! Oooh, it's no fun if you cut the grass. We always like it long so that we can hide in it.

Butt shakes,
Solid Gold Dancer

7:52 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Does this mean the wedding is happening super duper quick?

xo
SB

8:00 PM  
Blogger WinstonBerry said...

Hi Tanner!
Thanks goodness for Joey!! Otherwise, maybe you would have shaken you brain COMPLETELY loose!???

I hope you have a wonderful visit with your aunt and the pups! I'm looking foward to the stories!!!

Smooches,
Winnie :-)

8:06 PM  
Blogger meemsnyc said...

Our Yaffa should get a stain award too! She stained the sofa this morning. We were very unhappy about it.

8:14 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Tanner,
That rattling brain is so hard to deal with. Grammie's brain is always rattling and I have to figure out stuff for her. Both of you would still be shaking your heads if you guys didn't have Joe and I.

8:33 PM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Read yur postings to get caught up wif you - Joey & Tanner - you 2 guys are just too much, hawoo! We finally got our mommy to update our blog. Stop by to say hi.

Til next time,

-Cosmos & Juneau-

9:02 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Wow! What a stain! On the bed. Definitely deserves an award. Once my humans thought Arrow peed on the bed but he just threw up. He prefers rugs for peeing.

Deefor

11:57 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

Huskee totally deserves the award. Have fun playing with the pups in the jungle, keep an eye our for tigers.

Simba x

1:02 AM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh Huskee got the stain award too? That's so pawsome. You shake your head so fast I can't see your face properly Tanner. Joey sure is smart

~ Girl girl

1:53 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Good choice to award Huskee! He sure deserves it!
Have fun with all of your company, guys!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:21 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Joe has his Ph.D doesn't he?

4:28 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

I hate to say it but those old dudes know what they're talking about most of the time. Just don't tell Sherman I said that...

Lola

5:19 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hi boys,
Have so much fun with your aunt and cousins! I hope they bring you some treats.
Love Clover xo

7:42 AM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

You are hilarious Tanner!! I'm very jealous you get to play with human pups! I LOVE kids because they throw my tennis ball for hours and never complain like the adults do.
Have fun!!
Kaos

7:57 AM  
Blogger Emma the Golden Girl said...

and the Canine Kids said,
Hi Joey and Tanner,
We so totally agree with you about awarding the Stain Award to Huskee. What a stain that was.
We love visiting here cause you always make our day happy smiling at your antics and photos.
Have a grrreat visit with Aunt Michelle!

8:00 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

That last picture of you is amazing, Tanner! You are such a good hider.

I know you're going to be really busy with your family coming to visit, and I hope you have a wonderful, marvelous, spectacular, bestest of the best time.

10:23 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

That's pretty cool that Joe is letting you present a Stain Award! Woo.
Luv,
Dave

10:54 AM  
Blogger Tofu Burger said...

Hi Tanner! Nice choice for the stain award!! You my friend are HIlarious!

Congrats to your mom and dad!!! YOu and Joey are very lucky to have such great humans!

Lovees,
Tofu

12:17 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Tanner
What gweat advice fwom Joey..I agwee he is bwilliant..don't wattle youw bwain like that..did you find any lions ow tigews in youw jungle??
I bet the excitement is mounting..you awe going to have soooo much fun
smoochie kisses
ASTA

12:49 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

Whoa, that is a HUMUNGUS stain! WILD!

Be careful in that jungle Tanner. Let me know if you see any monkeys. ;0

2:03 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

That is a well deserved stain.

Tanner, you should have worn a helmet.

2:21 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

It is very good that you listen to Mr. Joe Stains, our short legged friend!

wags from the whippets

5:14 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's Tanner and Joey, heehee iz ur mom gettin nervous yet...hope u got dat jungle mowed b4 ur company goted there....

b safe,
~rocky~

10:24 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

hey tanner, i didn't know u hand out stain award! dopey moomoo soooooooo deserve it!

wet wet licks

Boo

2:26 AM  
Blogger Jackson said...

Hey pals, hehehe, congrats to Huskee Boy on his award! Hope you have fun with your aunt and human pups! It's bound to mean extra treats and stuff, right? J x

4:34 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Good evening joey.
It is a happy stroll by a wonderful going out.
And, it is wonderful award. :)
hahaha

from loved ume tyan

4:58 AM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Do you ever give Stain Awards for dogs peeing in their waterbowls AS they are drinking??? Scruffy is very very talented.

DID YA SEE THE PENS LAST NIGHT????

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Pawsome Game!

Barkies!!

Lacie

5:37 PM  
Blogger Willie & Waylon said...

Hi guys:

Hope you have a great visit with your family.

Joey really does help you figure stuff out.

9:47 PM  
Blogger Bernard Hinault Lilje said...

Congrats on your parents!!! I guess congrats are in order for the stain award too--and I am sure it will be the 'last time',lol!!!!

bernard

8:16 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Hey, Tanner!

I will go over and congratulate Huskee personally for his Stain Award! How cool is that?

I too live in a jungle. Stella is like you... she likes to crawl through the tall grass like she's a wild animal hunting her prey. You two should really get together and hang out sometime. I think you'd really find yourself with somedog who thinks like you.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

8:55 AM  

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