Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Weekend in the WOODS part TOO

WHATTSSSSSSSSUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????? It is still me Tan Torkelson reporting on our trip to the WOODS. We did lots of guarding on the deck where we can look out for CUYOTEES and BEARS and um BATS and uhhh DINOSAURS. hm, ok there are no Dinosaurs according to that Joey. We were out there working hard when Dad yelled OK IT IS SPACKLE TIME?!?!


Apparently it is some MUD crap that humans mix up with water and then they spread it on the WALL. Its like staining on the wall but its OK and the humans call it 'hard work'!! They built a new room on the cabin and to finish the walls have to be smeared with this mud, humans are SO WEIRD.

WTF? This is not hard, this SPACKLE stuff is easy.

Joey gets VERY mad when people are moving around furniture and disrupting normal stuff, he is SO SENSITIVE. Also his Yankees were losing bad. So he pouted the whole time and did not help one time with that spackle.

After SPACKLE time we went out for some walkies, it is VERY pretty in this part of Arizona!!

We were walking along and Joey found THIS thing...

OMDOG its a giant digger machine!!

Joey said he could make a BIG hole I could climb in and then he could just use that digger to bury me like they do at that BEACH to people in the SAND. Mom said FORGET ABOUT IT JOEY. She is not any fun!!! sheesh!!!


Dad said no more playing with the digger AND no more bothering the 'natives' WHATEVER Dad is not fun either SHEESH.

Here is another movie, Mom has a hard time walking, holding the camera and holding me without shaking that camera, SORRY. This video shows the cool rocks and trees.

This movie shows a COOL mini car thing and I wish I had one to drive, its not as cool as the Digger machine but it looks fun. I bet I could get insurance from that Geico dude!!

It looks so different here than it does in Phoenix where we live. It is nice and green and they have PINE trees!!

I will have the last installeration of this great trip tomorrow!!!!

21 Stains:

Blogger Rosie said...

Pretty cool get away place - maybe when the new room is all spackled you can make it your and Joey's playroom.

1:11 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

That's such a pretty area! If you see any of those coyotes, tell them "ha roo" for me!
Play bows,
PS: Joey looks like he needs a beer and some chips and he's all SET!

2:09 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

wow you guys have the cooliest, toughiest things... bears, coyotes, lizards... new zealand is so not fun our natives are all boring birds...

2:46 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

My mom has a spaz when she tries to do walkie movies too, especially when she is carrying a poop bag.

Nice to see some trees for a change, huh? Hope you left lots of pee mail.


2:51 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

What a pretty place...

Did you get all the spackling done?

Abby xxxooo

2:53 PM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Maybe my mom should hold a khlass fur the other moms?

I mean, we khan do khamera, poopbag, Siberian, sometimes GoldenDoofTriever, and khrakhkberry!

Tank woo fur sharing the beaWOOtiful scenery!


2:57 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

You are so lucky your parents love you enough to take you on a trip.

3:11 PM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

It does look like a great trip, Tanner. And that is a very snazzy place for a "cabin". And thanks for telling us about the greenery there, we didn't think there was anything green in AZ:)

Tail wags, the OP Pack

4:52 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Oh my gosh that looks like a fun weekend. Especially the Yankees losing part.

wally t.

ps. My ma ape says I have to apologize for being mean to the Yankees on your blog. And I am very sorry that not everyone can be a fan of the World Champion Phillies.

pps. My ma ape says I have to apologize for real. sorry.

5:24 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

You guys are so lucky to have such a cool place to go visit!

5:38 PM  
Blogger Teddy said...

We're enjoying your installments of your trip. What a pretty place!

6:20 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said... met a real live tv star....i always thought that geiko guys was quite funny....i hope one day my mom will take me to a cabin to make spackle

6:32 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
I am like Joey. I don't like when someones moves around things!
That spackled things sounds interesting!
You had a nice walkie!
Kisses and hugs

6:40 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

You are making me so homesick...that is one of the bestest parts of Azrizona, and you are lucky to have someplace to visit in the summerrer.

Waiting for the next installment


6:40 PM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello tanner its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel of korse their ar no dinosawrs their yoo skayrd them all away!!! this just proovs that beeing on gard aginst dinosawrs wurks!!! i like the terrayn up ware yoo ar staying it kind of reminds me of the mowntins heer wot i hav not ben tayken to in a wile on akkownt of mama and dada ar so lazy!!! ok bye

7:18 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

That spackle stuff looks like you coul soo do it . Just go out and have Joey make a stain and then take the mud you make and thwow it on the wall. I bet youw pawents would appweciate all youw help and they'd be done so much fastew.
That is so cool that you have two houses and this one is in some bootiful woods. I'm pwobably going to miss youw last installment, cause we'we leaving eawly and I don't think thewe is any nets wewe we'we going.boooohooo. I'm going to miss you guys.
see you latew
smoochie kisses

8:45 PM  
Blogger Martha said...

Your mom and ours have lots in common - they are both shadows on videos!!!
That looked a lovely place and we were jealous of your sunshine.
We thought your Dad was very busy with his 'spackle' a word we have never heard before!
Our Dad has been putting stuff on our outside wooden furniture and fences - Bailey and me are both covered in it - fortunately it kinda matches!!!
Be careful to drink plenty over there.
Martha xxxx

1:24 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

That is a very nice cottage you are staying at, with the big TV and everything. I wonder what it is like up there in the winter time? Lots of rain and snow I bet.

Uhhn, Tanner? When will Joe be coming back as head writer. I just love Joe.


6:25 AM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

That lizard is so totally HOT Tanner!!! So did ya buy any in sur ance from him????

Hey did ya see the Dbacks almost "flirted" with the perfect game against the Pirates the other night??? People aren't too happy with Pirate management to say the least 'round here...what nudniks....

And don't blame Joey for gettin' all pouty bout changin' furniture...I don't like it when my routine is disrupted....

Love and kisses...Laciegirlie

7:27 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Loving the reporting on your trip! How cool is it that you met the Gecko Geico? Um...wait. Geico Gecko? What?! Good luck with the insurance. :P

7:46 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

That joey just might need to loosen up a little. Be more like you.

Your buddy

2:56 PM  

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