Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A Tuesday Tale of TWO Terriers....

So like Joey said that I am BAD DOG because I always try to get in that front seat of our truck. WHATEVER look what happens when we get to GRAM and GRAMPS house!!!!

I am totally good just looking HANDSOME in my Easter stuff and playing with my Nylabone fish. BEING SO GOODEREST!!!!

But look what that JOE is doing. He is up at that table saying HEY GRAM GIVE ME SOME LASAAANNAA!! Can you see him???

Then look at ME! Just being SO GOOD and CUTE and totally COOL!!!

Then Joey goes after GREAT GRAM! Joey is SO BAD! He should not be allowed to blog for like 93458 days because he is BAD BAD BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

36 Stains:

Blogger Eric said...

Doofus - me thinks Joey is SMART. Good tactics - go for the soft options the female leggededs, works every time.

I loved the drive. Well!! Weird. Not what I xpected at all. Was hoping to see lots of them luscious desserts, apple pies,plum puddings,treacle tart,spotted dick and custard..

Wiry wags, Eric xx

1:51 PM  
Blogger Beckett said...

But did it WORK?!? Did he get some lasagna?


1:51 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Its hard for me to believe YOU didn't show up at that table asking for goodies. Maybe just nobody caught you doing it!


1:57 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Hmm. I don't see any lasagne on Great Gram's plate. Does that mean she gave it all to Joey?
Tail wags,

1:58 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tanner, I think you're just jealous of how smart Joey is. I bet he got more lasagna than you do. On the other hand, and don't tell Joey I said this, you look pretty cute in your Easter duds.


2:00 PM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

Awe, Joe was just being sociable Tanner!

2:13 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Tanner... I totally think Joey is gunna retaliate when he sees this post!!! I can't IMAGINE how gross lasagna farts are!!!!

2:22 PM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Yes Doofus!

Listen to Joe's Girl!


2:33 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

hmm me thinks Joe was the smart one trying to get the food.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well you look very cuterest in your pink shirt Tanner. Im sure you got some human food by looking so cuterest.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

Tanner you are just so dang innocent

4:41 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow doof you sure were being cute...i wonder though if we got hold of the camera if there were any pictures of yiou trying to help people finish all the foodables...hmmm.

4:49 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Tanner. It is bad manners to show everyone your wiener. Especially when they are eating. Go Joe!

wally t.

4:58 PM  
Blogger Dexter said...

I think Joey must have lost his mind because there is NO FOOD on gram's plate. Wasted begging, little dude.

Tanner, I do not have words for your Easter outfit.


P.S. I am having goat nightmares too!

5:35 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Tanner, I believe that you are only to ensure everyone's safety by supervising dad while he is driving, right?

Yup, you are a good dog. Perhaps you should take over 1 or 2 more days of blogging as a reward for being so good.


6:04 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
I don't want to tell you this but I think Joey is smarter than you! I guess he got food from your Grandma while you were "cool" on the floor!
Kisses and hugs

6:31 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Hey...The old ladies love little dogs. It is the besterest way to get goodies
Teka Tou

7:06 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hahaha.. looks like the tables have been turned for once and Tanner is the 'good boy'!!
Ummm.. Tanner, what are you doing wearing pink?

11:06 PM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

We hope they at least let Joey do the washing up.
Simba and Jazzi xxx

1:24 AM  
Blogger Duke said...

We were doing the same lazagna begging at our house! Isn't that what we're supposed to do?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:20 AM  
Blogger Suzuki said...

If you stick your head on their lap, they will weaken quicker BOL
Big licks to you

3:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Tanner. Here's the way it is here. Zeke lies on the floor near my dad's seat or whines at the back door to go out and chew rocks. I, on the other hand, quietly mosey up to the best "mark," put my head in her lap and look into her eyes. Who is gooderest? Who got bites of yummy food?

See ya!

5:35 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

Oh well, looks like Joey is a bit of a chancer!
Its the 'if you dont try, you dont get' philosphy.
Whereas you Tanner, simply rely on your natural charm..............
Martha & Bailey xx

5:55 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Don't know how to tell you this but we think Joey was the smarter one here too dude( and even Arch agrees so you know there is something to this) BUT we do think you are looking mighty fine in your duds....As for baseball?? do you think we should change to tennis or something? Not starting out the best for our three teams!! Love A+A

6:12 AM  
Blogger The WriggleButts said...

You look very silly and cute - did Joe get any foods? Mom did not get me any foods all day yesterday just because I pooped water. Bah.


6:20 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

So don't you like lasagna, Tanner? Or was your shirt just a little too snug that you couldn't joing Joey at the table? What's up, man? You wouldn't let an opportunity like this just pass you by because you're....good?!

7:00 AM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow 93458 days!!!! thats like a week!!! ok bye

8:05 AM  
Blogger Kodak the Eskie said...

Your cuteness certainly works for you! Love your Easter outfit. I think Joey is just a little more assertive than you.

9:39 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

Um, dude, are you wearing pink? My Old Girl says men who are confident can pull off pink successfully. My Mr. Jason says pink is for girls. I am confused.

9:45 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

Ummmm...Maybe you should try Joey's trick...

Lasagna sounds pretty good...

Abby xxxooo

12:37 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's heehee, me thinks u on the other side of the table, Tanner..i like ur eastery shirt too..

b safe,

12:48 PM  
Blogger Rudy said...

Hey if we weren't allowed to blog for doing the same thing Joey did, you all would never ever ever hear from us again... ever! We do that all the time. Sometimes it works!
Ya gotta go for the gold.


1:33 PM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Hey Tanner,

It's like we're sitting there with you. We got the mlb package -- and we're right there in Arizonia watching our Cards and your D'backs duke it out!!!

This is the rubber game...

Talk to you later!!!

Jake and Just Harry

3:28 PM  
Blogger Lacey said...

We can't believe that Joey got away with table surfing (even if that lasagna looked deeeelicious!!)

Love the nylabone fish!

10:01 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Joey does exackly what I do..believe me it pys off. It's the smawt thing to do hehehe
lasanne yummmm!
smoochie kisses
pee ess you do look gweat in youw Eastew outfit

10:13 AM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Tanner, whatever are you doing wearing a pink shirt???? We sure hope Joe got a taste of that lasagna, and when will he be back blogging anyway?

Tail wags, the OP Pack

11:32 AM  

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