Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Friday, April 17, 2009

THANK DOG I am back!!!

Hey guys, I am back, finally. I apologize for my brother, but I just cannot control him anymore. As if his hijacking of my blog is not enough, I have discovered that that Clone Lacie did NOT get rid of the Doofus Dot, oh no...I went over to Scruffy, Lacie and BabyStan's blog and saw this...

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OMDOG she is GROWING A DOOFUS CLONE?!!! A Cloofus?? omdog, I was totally distraught and ready to do something drastic when the package man showed up...

mystery package

Mom said its not a Doofus at all, it is something so totally pawesome...

amazing gift from dog blogger friends for Joe's birthday
It is a birthday present from the same bloggers, Lacie, Scruffy and BabyStan. OMDOG look at that?! Is that not THE BEST present in the world?!?!??!! Mom and I were so touched I thought Mom was going to cry!! Tanner wanted to eat the ketchup of course, but Mom said NO way!! There is a bottle for every year my Steelers won the Super Bowl.

back of the box
This explains the relationship to the Steelers and again shows that the Steelers are the BEST TEAM EVER and will always be the BEST TEAM EVER.

place of prestige
Mom put them by our fireplace where she puts all her most important stuff. You can see some pictures of Tanner and I, her Frank Lloyd Wright clock and some dogs that our humans cousins made.

THANK YOU SO MUCH guys! this was one of the very best presents I have ever got and we all LOVE it. Our uncle loved them too and was even thinking about ordering them back when he saw them on the site. You guys RULE, even Lacie. THANKS! What a great thing to post about now that I have my blog back!!

29 Stains:

Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Even LACIE???

How hot did it get in Arizona today?

PeeEssWoo: BIG KHOOL GIFT...if woo are a Stillers fan that is!

8:21 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
I am scared just thinking about that Cloofus!
They sent you a pawesome present!
Sure it deserves a special place!
Kisses and hugs

9:04 PM  
Blogger Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

That's a fabulous gift! Go Steelers! Mom's chuckling at "package man" she says that's a central PA term fur sure!
your pal, Morgan

9:45 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Welcome back, Joe, this blog has been a hard read with your little brother running it.

The ketchup is a greatest gift and I can imagine how thrilled your Mom was.


10:03 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

I think the worst part of all is Tanner's clone body is bread dough!

12:26 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

I am very nervous about the Tanner clone in progress. I continue to have Clacie nightmares.

I hope that the Lacie beast didn't send that pressie to soften up your peopels into letting Tanner clone into your house.


3:14 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

What a great present - so very thoughtful!
We were pleased to see you were so happy with your present - enjoy it!
We had already seen the clone over on Lacie's blog - it is certainly somewhat disconcerting!!!
Have a lovely weekend
Martha & Bailey xx

3:35 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

OMdoG...Glad you are back...We missed your wisdom...

What a great present...

I have to say...I am a little scared of what that Cloofus project is gonna bring...

Be Careful, Joey...You never know when it might show up...

Abby xxxooo

4:59 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

JOey: we understand the sentiment (we have my grandpa's knothole gang card!) but ya know, that stuff tastes really good on Cheezburgers!

gussie n Teka

5:43 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! That sure is cool, but can't you just have a little bit of that ketchup? I mean, it is for eating right?

I am very happy you are back. Why were you gone anyway?


7:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You got some nice friends Joe. Lucky doggies you are.

7:39 AM  
Blogger Ocie Jane said...

OMDog! That is the coolerest present EVER! My mom said she is soooo totally jealous. She loves Heinz ketchup so much, that she puts ketchup on her ketchup when she eats it! And the best part is that it's STEELERS ketchup! I think my mom might faint with envy!!

8:08 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

That is so COOL!
What a thoughtful gift!
Tail wags,

10:16 AM  
Blogger the TN Bull Terrors said...

Cool pressie! Good thing yer Mama put it up high or yer brother would be gettin it while ya'll weren't lookin & openin the bottles! We hope we can still be friends even after we tell ya, we're Redskin fans. ;) DawgMom gets really stoopid over them!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella

11:04 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Oh My dog Joey
That is the colest pwesent evew. How do those guys think of these things???
I don't think you can evew eat that cat's too special.
Welcome back Joey!
(as much as I love Tannew, that doofus clone is avewy scaiwy)
smoochie kisses

12:12 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

thank dog you are back! No more nonsense!

1:32 PM  
Blogger Duke said...

What a cool gift, Joey! We like your mom's idea of saving it and not using it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Joe! I'm glad you're back! What an absolutely great present! I'm not even a Steelers fan and it almost made me cry. Scruffy, Stanley and sweet little Lacie are really special, aren't they? (Though weird things do seem to be happening at their house.)

See ya!

3:53 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said... finally got there, huh? Did they say they grew the tomatoes first? It took like 5 weeks!!!

As for not usin' it...we're comin' by with a boatload of hot dogs!!! And fries...!!! And some poker chips and cards....

We're soooooooooooooooo glad ya like it!!!!! When we filled out the order, they asked for a last Mumsie typed in "Dog"...Daddy found the order...he looked at it for a long time and you could tell it was puzzling his puzzler...finally he said..."Is there a reason we're sending 6 bottles of ketchup to people with the last name of Dog?" Mumsie tried not to get hysterical...but failed miserably....then he said that it must be one of those things that he's better off not knowing...

That Tanner Kloofus is quite the dude...I'm sure Lacie will send him to ya when she tires of him!!!

Barkies and belated wishes for Joey Palozza....

Scruffman et al!!!!!

4:05 PM  
Blogger wally said...

JOE! I REALLY think you need to keep the kid from Ohio away from the blog. It sppears to have brought the Yankees VERY bad luck. Were they playing football against Cleveland or what?

wally t.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Pawsome and thoughtful gift from Scruffy, Lacie and Baby Stan!
Great design of fireplace too, do you need fireplace in Arizona, Joe?
Now that you have ketchup, would you like some Mangonaise?

7:21 PM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Joe and Tanner,
Please help!
Axl, Autumn's little brother has accidently bumped his head and has been very sick after that: vomit, seizure, hasn't eaten for a week, please, I'm begging you to visit Autumn's blog to support her and sending positive power to help for a good recovery!
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Mango, Ximui and Chubs

8:04 PM  
Blogger Suzuki said...

Oh no! A cloofus? Let the world beware!
Big licks to you

8:52 PM  
Blogger Khady Lynn said...

Don't feel so bad about the Doofus hijacking your blog, Khady Lynn does it all the time now to me!!

I sure hope that cloning thing doesn't work. I think one Doofus for you is enough!

Cool Steelers stuff!


10:58 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

That is the best present the servant has ever seen. Oh how she wishes she found out about it in time to send to her friend (Spice and Easy's mom) in Latrobe. She was a stellers and heinz NUT!

wags from the long absent expanded waggle of whippets and thanks for being there for our wacked out servant

11:31 AM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

Wow! That is a really cool gift! We saw a big blanket that a guy was selling that had a huge Steelers helmet on it. I wanted to buy it for you since Tanner keeps stealing the snuggle ball, but Mom said the guy was selling it for $50 and since she doesn't have a job anymore, we couldn't buy it, plus Mom says that was way too high even if she did have a job!! She's pretty sure he man was crazy and every time she drove by his little stand there was never anybody there and now he's not around anymore.

12:39 PM  
Blogger Chef said...

That Cloofushead is CREEPY, Joey. What if it multiplies into like thousands of Tanners? Stay alert, Joey.


8:39 PM  
Blogger Lacey said...

That cloned doofus is very scary!! Are they going to clone the rest of his body or just his floating head? What a great present you got.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Woooo! That package man sure knows what kind of packages to bring you, Joey! And you have a great place to show it off.

1:02 PM  

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