Not sure what you are looking at here? Well its the blanket on the big human bed. All that white CRAP is pieces of the corn shank. And who do you think is UNDER that messy, gross blanket...
You guessed it, the Doofus himself. Mom was really grumpy when she saw the blanket!!
So what does Tanner do, he pulls his "I am sooo cute you cannot ever be mad at me" routine. It works nearly every time.
Then last night, Mom was in bed reading when she heard something go thump under the bed. I told her I would check it out.
I started to do a thorough investigation when I heard Tanner yell, NO JOEY!!
Then he tried to get under the bed before me...
Well just look what that little menace had stashed under the bed!!! He got that out of the garbage and ran right under the bed with it. He learned how to do that from Agatha who has her very own bomb shelter under the bed. The Doofus got that out of the trash, ran right into the room where Mom was and went under the bed that she was SITTING ON. He really has no brains at all!!!
I think I need a vacation from this place...
wakakkakakakakaa !!! OMdoG, I cant stop laughing when I finish reading your post.
ReplyDeleteJust bear with it Joey...be patience....not.
slurpy licks,
BenBen
Oh boy.. At least your pawrents caught Tanner doing it and didn't think it was you
ReplyDelete~ Girl girl
LOL. Doofus is always a Doofus. If he do things as we have expected, he would not have been called a Doofus.
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Snowball
It was a good plan with one major floor. Find a bed without a human. He does look so cute.
ReplyDeleteSimba x
I know a great vacation spot;) You are officially invited!
ReplyDeleteMissy, Seth Lisbeth and Noah's house!!!!!!!!!!!
He is quite the busy dude. You are for real the long suffering older sib.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there are any crackers under our bed. Not that I'd fit to check it out...
ReplyDeleteSherman
Your mom better wise up to all that "I'm so cute I must be innocent" crap or Doofus is going to take over the entire house.
ReplyDeletePlus, you better limit his internet access. I'm sure he picked up the under the bed bit from Agatha.
Good luck, pal,
Mango
WAY TO GO TANNER!!! Maybe you are not such a Doofus !! BRILLIANT GOING!! Very proud of you buddy...Love Agatha
ReplyDeleteUh Joey,You have got major issues going on here.I might be of some help.Call me on my cell phone( if she didn't already put it in the bomb shelter) Love Archie
ReplyDeleteAt least he is making you look good. That's a nice move with the Triscuits, though! Smart to stash them.
ReplyDeleteYour friend, Lenny
Doode, you think he would at least held out for a full box of triscuits.
ReplyDeleteErnest, who is rethinking his need for bruddar.
pee ess. My nm mom keeps on calling me a doofus, she says its a term of affection.
Is it?
Well...at least Tanner had the sense to take the crackers UNDER the bed instead of making your mom grumpy by eating them on top of the bed and under the covers.
ReplyDeleteMaybe this getting shot business is upsetting Tanner more than you think. Maybe?
That Tanner is such a hoot! We're glad you didn't get blamed for this, Joey!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
oh hahaha Tanner. Joey you have a very trying life. I am glad I'm not you.
ReplyDeleteDuuude. I hope you never get framed for this crap.
ReplyDeletewally.
Are those Triscuits? I LOVE those!
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim
Hey Joe, the good thing about Tanner is that you can only look better when compared to him. So he does serve some purpose! Hehehehe! J x
ReplyDeleteOh the mischief. It's amazing what a pooch can get away with thanks to that cute little face. Just be happy you found out about Tanner's lair before he started stashing things that rot down there.
ReplyDeleteOh Joey! Tanner is getting way out of control but I gotta say - the lil' guy sure has character!! Toooooo funny.
ReplyDeleteI sure wished I could find a bomb shelter like that! :0
Gosh Tanner looks so sweet and innocent we would never have guessed he is so bad. That video in your previous post still has us worried for you matie. Watch your back Joey.
ReplyDeleteHugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy
I think he needs a transplant.
ReplyDeleteIke
Well you certainly do have to put up with a lot. Kind of makes me glad I'm an only-dog!
ReplyDeletePoppy
Now we know why Tanner's tummy is always upset -
ReplyDeleteit's all those Triscuit cardboard boxes he stashes under your mom's bed!
Naughty, naughty Tanner
Woo khan khome to PA!
ReplyDeleteBe at the airport NEXT Friday night - my mom's sister is flying in from Phoenix -
Tell Diane Khyra sent woo!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
What a messy mess he made on that blanket! He should be banned from chewing corn shanks on that bed. Gosh, that's a lot of stuff under the bed...
ReplyDeleteButt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer
Hi, Joey!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Tanner has been very busy lately! Big mess on the blanket and card boxes under the big bed! I wonder what is next!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
It's been years since I've been able to fit under a bed. Maybe this diet will change all of that. But I lost a whole pound! Tanner, on the other hand, is going to get very chubby if he keeps dragging triscuits under the bed.
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SB
It's been years since I've been able to fit under a bed. Maybe this diet will change all of that. But I lost a whole pound! Tanner, on the other hand, is going to get very chubby if he keeps dragging triscuits under the bed.
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SB
Joey
ReplyDeletethat's too funny...he just doesn't think vewy much does he..if you need a bweak, you'we welcome to come stay wif me
smoochie kisses
ASTA
good for tanner...everyone needs a place to stash your treats...i noticed that you wanted to get under the bed hoping he would share...
ReplyDeleteGood evening joey.
ReplyDeleteTanner is wise.
From whom was the act of concealing it under the bed learnt there?
A wonderful weekend with garbage；）
hahaha
from loved ume tyan
Hey Joey, so nice to meet you! Thank you for leaving me comments on my new blog. I look forward to reading about your adventures and learning lots of bad pranks to play on my mommy & daddy.
ReplyDeletePaw to you soon.
Aggie
Tanner should live someplace far away with Arrow who is now barking his head off at me every time I eat something he wants. If it's quiet and you don't see Arrow you know he's making a mess somewhere. I don't think either of them are "cute" at all.
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