TANNER TUESDAY BUT FOUR YEARS OLD DAY!

WHATSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPP I am FOUR. ONE year TWO year THREE year FOUR YEARS OLD! It is the most excitering age I have ever had so far! I got ONE Million presents and treats and have so many good friends!

DUDES, BUT I saved the bestest present for LAST...LOOK AT THIS ONE!!


A NEW CORN! I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!


My old corn was NO good for shanking because it was like SO tiny that I could barely even hold it anymore!!! MOM and DAD said NEW CORN HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I said THANKS PEOPLE!!


I LoOOOVE this new corn.


I got right to WORK making it into a shank, just like my old corn! Its like WTF do other dogs do without this corn?! oops that was kind of a swearing, but I AM SO EXCITED!!!!


oh its the BEST feeling in the world, one NEW corn!! Corns don't ever splode and I can chew and chew and chwew and chew and cchew for like one zillion days on Corn!

You want to know what that JOEY was doing when I was eating that corn?!???


HE was doing that pouting out in the yard. Joe got some shot in the BUTT yesterday so he is extra poutering but today he had LOTS more foods in his bowl. Mayeb I should start that poutering STUFF?! SOO I SAID, NO CORN FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I was SO SO cited from chewing on that corn I ran in the room and barfed in my little house! I SAID MOOOHAAAAAAAAAAACK and puked on my little bed and my LITTLE blanket. I HATE THAT LITTLE HOUSE!

Joe said that I made a stain! SEE I AM SMARTEREST AT FOUR!

shhhh

Sometimes I just get the urge to chew on a toy. Usually, I just like to take toys and run around with them and make Tanner mad by flaunting them in front of him. But from time to time I do like to sit and chew on a toy while also licking my paws. Today I managed to get some time with the corn shank, this is usually RIGHT beside the Doofus so I got pretty lucky.


I have to keep an eye out because the Doofus can't be far away. (notice the nice wet spot on the bed from me licking my paws!)


I try the shank end and it tasted way too much like the stupid doofus.


So I flipped it to the corn end and it was divine.


Yum, what a good way to spend my Sunday afternoon. Suddenly I heard the Doof yelling from the kitchen to see if I knew where his corn was...


I DUNNO TANNER?! HAVEN'T SEEN IT!!

Dang, it was fun while it lasted!

we are feeling better

We are feeling a little bit better around here, thanks to my fine detective skills. First of all, I keep getting tagged to show my belly, I DO NOT sleep on my back. Ever. At all. I cannot leave myself vulnerable like that. If you want to see Tanner's (fat) belly just scroll down a couple of entries.

Another order of business. I would love to read the blogs of everyone that reads mine, so if you have not got comments from me and you have a blog...please comment so mom can add you to my bloglines and we can keep up with your life!

Ok, now that we are done with that lets move on. I had decided that I need to cheer up the Doof, so I recalled that when Mom went to the feed store the other day I distinctly smelled bully sticks on her when she came home. I think I need to get out the detective coat and have a look around.


I looked around Mom's cook books, because that would be a smart place to put them. Maybe she is planning to make us some kind of bully casserole? But no luck...


While I am detecting...YEP, still smells like Tanner puke! GROSS!


This is where Mom keeps all our other treats, but I do not smell any bully sticks in here!!


I went to see what was keeping the Doof out of my hair for more than a minute and I found him in his little house.


He was eating that corn he loves when I noticed something...it seems as though Tanner is forging some sort of weapon out of the corn...


OMG he is making a corn shank! He must have learned that in the pound! I sure hope he doesn't plan to stab me with it?! Maybe he is a lot smarter than I give him credit for?!

I better find these bully sticks before he gets more sad or mad!


Can you find the bullysticks!!!! I dunno why Mom put them in there, probably so I wouldnt be able to smell them. That clever woman! (wally you see our wasabi in the drawer?)

So lets see if this made the doofus happy?


I think his eyes are going to pop out of his head!!


He is ecstatic.


Lets see how this bully stick is?


Always start with a tentative bite to be sure it is ok for your discerning palate...


Then DIG IN


ahhh BLISSSS

Since Boo reminded us, we wanted to edit to say that our Bully Sticks are not made by the guys who had to recall a buncha junk. those jerks.

Finger Lickin GOOD

Today I am showing a MOVIE for Tanner Tuesday. This movie is all about ME and my corn shank!!

I picked the song for this movie ALL by myself. There are a couple of HBO words in it!! woo!!


Tanner and his Shank from Rhonda on Vimeo.

ALSO, I AM NOT FAT!

Joey says I have back fat...


How does HE know I am not part CAMEL??!?!?!

Tanner NOT fat Tuesday OVER and OUT!

Tanner says THANKS

Tanner would like to thank you all for the well wishes, he is feeling much better. We are not sure why he pukes, he just does it. We had blood work done the last time he was sick and his insides looked at and they found nothing. I think its just doofusism.




I took a look around to see if the Doofus was still feeling ok. I found him chewing his corn shank...




We finally found the ORIGINAL shank under the couch, so now he has 3 in various stages of sharpness.




While I catch up on my sleep, Tanner would like everyone to know just how happy he is that all the dogs and their humans care about him...




Yep, his shirt says, "I'm so happy I could pee". AND it is pink. I think he barfed up his brains.

Thanner Thursday!!!

Right NOW it is storming outside!! So Joey is hiding so I said I will do one post while he is being scared pants!!!!!

I would like to show you some things OK?




This thing is called Grammy's Pot Pie. It is SO GOOD to eat!! We get some sometimes in our dry food and it makes the besterest dinner!




But we still get that STUPID powder, LESS POWDER MORE FOOD! !!! !!!




Mom makes us eat a million miles apart because sometimes I get done first and then I try to eat some of Joe's food too. That is not my fault he is OLD and SLOW!!!




Also, we got these things. Its a bunch of fish in that bag but they dried them up into snackies! Thye are SO OO OOO good. Mom said they are STINKY but I LOVE them! They make our furs soft and shiny!!

ALSO my big corn shank is missing. Joes thinks its just lost, but it might be somewhere Startegic so I can find it and use it sometimes, maybe! But reallly maybe I just wanted a new one!!!




We have a bazillons of these in the cupboard thanks to our Uncle Dick. he mailed me a BUNCH!




I gotta get to work on making this one into a SHANK!




Joe looks like he is trying to brush his teeths with it!!!! What a DORK!?!?!?!! LOL

FINALLY





This one happened the other night, Joey came in and laid RIGHT NEXT TO ME! We were bestest friends for like 10 minutes!!!!! OMDOG it was great! Then he got mad and left.

Tomorrow is a Friday and then the Mom and Dad don't have to go to that work on Monday becuase it is Memoriole Day. I guess that is a day to remember Orioles?? I didn't know they left but I guess they did if we have to remember them now??? I dunno, I will ask Joey, he knows everything! I hope you all have a good day remembering the Orioles!!!!!!!

Tanner is trying to kill me!

I am now 100% convinced Tanner is trying to either kill me by never letting me get any rest or by shanking me with that stupid slimy disgusting corn shank!!!


He got it all nice and sharpened and then look at this...


He jammed it right into my side!


And look at all the corn bits and slobber he left all over me! I need a vacation!

Evidence of why Tanner is BAD BAD BAD!

I appreciate all the sympathy from the readers who recognized that the Doofus is truly mean and has no compassion. I would like to point out some other things he has done recently that truly make me look like the best dog in the world.




Not sure what you are looking at here? Well its the blanket on the big human bed. All that white CRAP is pieces of the corn shank. And who do you think is UNDER that messy, gross blanket...




You guessed it, the Doofus himself. Mom was really grumpy when she saw the blanket!!



So what does Tanner do, he pulls his "I am sooo cute you cannot ever be mad at me" routine. It works nearly every time.



Then last night, Mom was in bed reading when she heard something go thump under the bed. I told her I would check it out.



I started to do a thorough investigation when I heard Tanner yell, NO JOEY!!



Then he tried to get under the bed before me...



Well just look what that little menace had stashed under the bed!!! He got that out of the garbage and ran right under the bed with it. He learned how to do that from Agatha who has her very own bomb shelter under the bed. The Doofus got that out of the trash, ran right into the room where Mom was and went under the bed that she was SITTING ON. He really has no brains at all!!!

I think I need a vacation from this place...

Cape May

So our good friend Koobus is off on the Jersey Shore hanging out right now, so Tanner flew over there to hang out. THANK DOG I get a break from him.




I told him to take his Corn Shank because he won't be reading any good novels on the beach, he can't sit still long enough to read.




He eventually met up with Koobus down the shore.

HAVE FUN TANNER... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tanner is oblivious...

Tanner doesn't seem to realize exactly what he has done. You know that saying, ignorance is bliss?? Well, Tanner is the most blissful dog I have ever met in my life. Mom said that is why he is so wonderful and lovable, but whatever, I think he has no idea what he is in for! Lacie has decided she wants to go on a D A T E with Tanner??!!!!

I tried to talk to him about it...




He was all, "WTF". Notice he is laying ON my chicken toy that I got from Sophie. He is such a toy hoarder!

I tried to explain that he is in deep doo doo and of course he was all...




WHO ME?!




Then he went right back to chewing on his toy and holding my chicken hostage.




I was at least able to rescue my Princess Chicken, she was in a dire position and may not have survived had I not intervened...




Who knows what else he has stuffed under that log-like body of his. Hopefully he figures out a way to take his corn shank on this date...and a photographer, I can't WAIT to see this!