Mom got one of these magaseem things in the mail and I was like LOOK its got a dog on it!!
This page says if I order some pills I could turn into One of any kind of dog on this page?! WHat one do I want to be OMG?! I have to seriously think about this one.
OMDOG look at those tiny baby boston terriers!! It says this is for something called ANXIETY. That is what Joey has so he has to hide in that bathroom and shake like a little girl!
Mom said, Tanner, I think you need this. WTF?!
NOOOO I do not eat stools? I mean, that would be pretty STUPID!?! We have stools in the kitchen, you never see me even LICK them!? WTF?!
HMMMMM How do you think I get one of all the stuff on this page guys?!
OMDOG that boston terrier must have totally stroller-jacked some BABY just like they show on the movies I see on TV!
This must be the page where you can sign up for Pen Pals with doggies in PRISON?! I should totally do this...
I could mail them all Corn Shanks and I'd be the most popular dog ever in Prisons around the WORLD?!!
This magaseem is COOL and aren't you inpressed at how good I can read all this stuff!!!
You never fail to impress us Tanner! You are probably one of the smarterest dogz ever!
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that is amazing. I wish I could read as well as you. We got that magazine the other day and then today we got two big boxes from those magazine people.
ReplyDeleteThat does look like a cool magaseem!
ReplyDeleteTanner my friend, this one is a classic. Muzzer says you are a Savant. Oh yeah, there was another word too. I know - Idjit Savant.
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Gussie
Hey Tanner! I was just reading that magazine too! I saw all the cutie baby bostans & thought of you & your big brother...
ReplyDeleteDo you really nibble at your stool?
Thats kinda gross Tanner!
Love & Licks,
Randi
Oh get a grip on your leash Tanner -
ReplyDeleteReal dogs walk!
Akhtually, real dogs tug the arms off their walkers!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
That stroller could be handy for the days when THEY want to go for a walk but you don't want to. Would keep everyone happy ! :-)
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Charlie
Wow where did you learn to read. We like looking at the pictures. Did you order lots of goodies?
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Bug & Bandit
Wow Tanner...that magaseem has it all. I especially like that snackie page. But you really need to stay away from eating the stools...seriously...Lillie, your wife, won't want to kiss you!
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Tanner!
ReplyDeleteMan, I must say, you are a pretty amazing pup! I can't believe you can read! I have to get my humans to read everything for me, hee hee.
Sparky
Tanner, You better watch it, because first of all, Joey is tough and second of all, he can't shake like a little girl, because girls are tough too and never shake. Maybe he shakes like a little boy. Yeah, that's it.
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SB
Tanner, you are a lot smarter than some doggies think. I never saw stuff like that. Those poor doggies in prison. Is that book just for Boston Terriers?
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Hi, Tanner...
ReplyDeleteYou read really good...We have that magazine, too...But I only look at the pictures, cuz I can't read...
My Mom just looks at the pictures, too...She never buys anything...How can she look at that magazine with all that cool stuff & not order something??
Abby xxxooo
Wow! You are pretty smart, Tanner! Now you need to get that plastic card out of your mom's purse and order all of those delicious looking chicken and pork treats! Imagine how big the box will be when it arrives!
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Maggie and Mitch
Tanner, Mom got that same catalog today!!
ReplyDeleteAnd she even said awwwwww to the baby boston terriers who were all doped up on meds!
My mom wants to buy sissy Lilly that stroller. Whatever!
a prison dog pal would be cool. go for it.
ReplyDeleteyou're such a funny doofus! ;0
luv ya
lola smiles
HI Joe--
ReplyDeleteI was amazed that you also got that same catalog!!! I was instantly drawn to the headline about stool eating. My oh my....I don't even get Beggin' Strips or Bonz! My diet is so restricted I just neve thought to re-eat what I ate!
Yay Red Sox. I think you have such an awesome breed name. I wish Boston were in my formal name.
Archie says if you decide to write to the dogs in prison let him know He thinks it is a good cause...Love A+A
ReplyDeletew00f's Joey and Tanner, heehee dont know which part had me laughing harderest...the prison dogs, the stool eating or Joey shakin like a little girl...u iz to funny tonite...
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~rocky~
WOW..tanner you are the smarterest dog ever. I can read...but only food labels, i dont wanna eat anything that has artificial meat in it...I am going to learn to read my moms work schedule cuz i think everytime she says she is going to work...she is lying...she is just trying to be away from me...so sad...home alone....i need my dadddddddddddddddddddddy
ReplyDeleteHi, Tanner!
ReplyDeleteThat page of the treats is the best I've ever seen!
After reading all that magazine I am sure you placed a big order!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Wow, you are so good at reading! That is impressive. We love those strollers! We want one too!
ReplyDeleteYou are so smart and clever. We get that magazine, but have never tried to read it. Maybe it has that nacho machine in it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the purpose of a sofa if not to dry yourself on. (We are behind in reading posts.)
That's so cool Tanner. You're so pawsome at reading
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ReplyDeleteI am totally impwessed!
Did you evew figoowe out which doggie to tuwn into wif the pillses?..I especially like the page wif the eatables!!!YUmmmm..just wite down the numbews fwom youw Moms plastic cawd fwom hew wallet, and they'll send you all you want I think...good luck!
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Tanner, I think you'd look great in that doggie Humvee! (Just don't let Joe push you into traffic.) Hmm, do you think stools are as delicious as cat poop?
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Petey
Oh wow Tanner, you are one smart pup. I can't read at all and the only thing I do to magazines is to chew them or pee/ poo on them.. seriously!
ReplyDeleteUmm.. hope you don't get in trouble for saying that abt Joey.
Tanner - Break out the plastic and go nuts. That magazine has many wonderful things in it. I think we might subscribe to it as well, but it always goes in the recyling before I get to read it.
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Mango
Seems like the editors are fans of Bostons. Who on Earth would go eat stools right?
ReplyDeleteTanner, I can't believe your long lists of talents. We get those books in the mail all the time & Mom just throws them out. Next time, I'm gonna hijack the mail & see if I can find some good stuff.
ReplyDeleteSherman
Oh you ARE so very impressive!! I am still laughing...and psst! I think I peed a little since I laughed so hard!!
ReplyDeleteI can't read yet, Tanner, but I can look at pictures and I can tell this is one pawesome magazine.
ReplyDeleteI was so relieved to see that there were no boston terriers in prison. We're too smart to get caught, aren't we?
You learn so much stuff when you read. I wonder why all those doggies are in prison?
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Tanner, you are sooo good at reading! I'm not good at all...I think what it meant by "stools" was poopies?
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Solid Gold Dancer
WOOOO Tanner! I just got that book in the mail too. I need to take closer look at it.
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Sitka
Oh, Tanner, you're a VERY good reader! You figured everything out really well!
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Ammy
You're a very good reader Tanner! I think you need to read the instructions on the package of my treats to my Mom. I'm positive it says to feed me 1 bag of treats a day!
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You're one great reader, Tanner! Did you tell Joey.. or.. uh.. rather your mom, maybe, about that anxiety thing? If you haven't allready tried that DAP diffuser thingy that really helps lots of doggies who don't like storms. The other stuff looks yummier, though. I've read dogs produce a relaxing hormone from their tummies when they eat, so you should recommend that too. Loads of it! And some for me.
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Tanner, you sure can read. You are one smart boy. I am totally impressed! Did mum order the treats you wanted?
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Snowball