This is a call for help from all of my friends out there in the internet world. I am looking for a new set of parents because mine are just horribly mean to me.
Look at this blatant taunting! My mom buys these snacks, holds them over my head while I am below her starving to death. I mean, I was near collapse when she took this picture. All that I had to eat that day was dry dog food, can you believe the horror????
In this photo, you see she has locked me outside with my arch enemy, Doofus-Face. Not only am I locked out, I bet it was about 60 degrees that day. My sensitive boston skin cannot stand such a cool temperature. I need to be warm at all times!
Ok, this one doesn't even need words. A freakin HAT?! I am a dog, dogs do NOT wear hats.
I am practically having a seizure in this one! Look at Doofus-Face, he is going straight for my jugular.
I beg you, please, rescue me!